Julie Tarp

Julie Tarp
Location
Oklahoma,
Bio
Born and bred in Texas. I'm a Screenwriter with a script currently in Development in La-La Land. Met and fell in love with my husband who is an actual cowboy. We have a 140 head cow/calf operation. He does the hard work, I just write about it.

MY RECENT POSTS

It’s fun, isn’t it?  You know, to only tell one side of a story.  Well, not even actually tell it, really.  Just blast away with childish and grotesque remarks and hope no one notices the truth, I guess.

I’ll give you that I’m an easy target for theRead full post »

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MARCH 11, 2010 1:22PM

The Last Frontier: God and Reproductive Rights in Oklahoma

The ongoing battle over a Ten Commandments monument erected on the courthouse lawn in Stigler, Oklahoma between the Haskell County Board of Commissioners and the ACLU has finally come to an end with the U.S. Supreme Court declining to even review the case.  This follows a bitter struggle for theRead full post »

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MARCH 10, 2010 9:56AM

The Lost Boy: Corey Haim Dies at 38

Corey

Corey Haim, teenage heartthrob of the 80’s, died early this morning in his mother’s apartment.  TMZ is reporting that he woke around 1:00 AM and collapsed in front of his mother.  Emergency personnel found him alive but very weak.  He was rushed to the hospital and/Read full post »

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MARCH 2, 2010 2:14AM

The Bachelor Finale: Sugar vs. Spice

Tonight’s show was touted as the most dramatic in Bachelor history.  I’m beginning to think they’re in on the joke. 

Still in St. Lucia, the show starts out with the all-important meeting of the parents – Jake’s parents.  Tenley is first and of courseRead full post »

FEBRUARY 25, 2010 4:45PM

The Evolution of a Brat

 My parents say it started at the exact moment I learned to speak.  I was what you would call precocious.  I wanted to find things out, to learn, but most of all I wanted to talk.  Talk and talk and talk.  I blame my mother actually; I think she passed downRead full post »

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FEBRUARY 16, 2010 12:39PM

The Bachelor: St. Lucia is for Lovas

This week’s episode begins with Jake once again going on and on about how he was “Mr. Dateless in high school.”  We get it.  Poor Jake was a nerd back in the day - he was picked on.

Jake in High School

Courtesy:  Life & Style

 I don’t know,Read full post »

FEBRUARY 11, 2010 2:53PM

An Open Letter to Mother Nature

Um, yeah, hi.  I was just wondering, what's the deal?  I know you’re upset because we all have giant diesel trucks, but we can’t help it.  We need them.  As it turns out, towing capacity is actually a real thing.

We really do care about you.  Honest.  Our coRead full post »

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FEBRUARY 9, 2010 12:14PM

The Bachelor: Hometown Dates from Coast to Coast

Week six of The Bachelor started with Jake telling us how excited he was for the hometown dates.  The newest word in his vocabulary seems to be “insight”.  It’s too bad that insight doesn’t go very deep.  He mentions that he “could be proposing in a coupleRead full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2010 8:17PM

A Week in the Life

 
FADE IN:


EXT. RURAL AMERICA - DAY

Sweeping views of farm and ranch land.  It’s a dreary
winter day.  COWS chase green grass near HAY BALES
stacked as high as the tallest building you'll find around here.  TRACTORS maneuver in the mud; their tires leaving even more damage./… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 2, 2010 11:29AM

The Bachelor: Pulling Teeth

I admit it – I’m a sucker for reality shows.  I love the drama of them, the over-the-top “dates”, the cattiness.  I especially love it when girls get drunk and fall down.  My husband says that last bit is only because it makes me feel less alone when I do it.&nbRead full post »
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JANUARY 27, 2010 3:03PM

Book Banning is Alive and Well in Oklahoma - UPDATED!

A lot can be said of my new state.  As a Texan, I grew up making fun of it.  So much so that when we decided to buy here, I found a place as close to the Red River as I could.  I still haven’t quite adjusted to life here.  WhileRead full post »

JANUARY 19, 2010 11:58AM

In Which Jake Grows A Spine

To bring you up to date on the first two episodes, check out my previous post.

Here's a look at the remaining contestants:

Ashleigh  Corrie  elizabeth  Ella

     Ashleigh               &n… Read full post »

jake-pavelka-pic

In last season’s The Bachelorette on ABC, we met Jake Pavelka, a pilot from Dallas.  With his All-American looks and aw shucks demeanor, the only thing he really stood out for was, well let’s just say he’s a bit of a crier.  Oh, and his penchant for declaring/Read full post »

So, I thought I'd attempt to live blog the BCS National Championship game.  Texas Longhorns vs. Alabama Crismson Tide (whatever that is).

There's a lot of controversy whether Texas should be playing in this game instead of TCU or Boise State.  To that, I say, pfft.  The Longhorns didn'… Read full post »

New Year’s Day has always consisted of very few activities in our house:  cooking, eating, drinking and football.  Maybe the Christmas decorations come down – maybe.  That is, if the naps don’t interfere.  I imagine it’s this way in a lot of households, but… Read full post »

DECEMBER 16, 2009 2:26PM

Early Christmas Present

We received an early Christmas present this morning.  A very early present – our first calf of the season!

Too Cute

Born half an hour ago.

Her mama was to be one of our cull cows this year.  Meaning, she was to be sold as an “open cow”… Read full post »

DECEMBER 5, 2009 9:49PM

An Open Letter to the Texas Offense

 

Get your shit together.

 

That is all. Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 30, 2009 11:53AM

Turkey Tortilla Soup

Let’s face it; the last thing anyone wants to do in the days following Thanksgiving is cook.  What took an entire day to prepare was wolfed down in sheer minutes – leaving its mark with bloated bellies, dirty dishes and leftovers that pack the fridge.  For many, just the smell o… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 16, 2009 3:46PM

Riding For the Brand

It’s all he’s ever known, really.  Riding horseback, herding cattle, doctoring cattle, respecting the land.  A steward of the land.  The deep-rooted history of a nation and a people.  A way of life.  It’s in his blood – in his family’s blood.&nbsRead full post »

NOVEMBER 14, 2009 5:08PM

The Anti-Flounce

We all do it.  We sit at the keyboard, pounding away, letting the thoughts flow through us.  For some, it’s poetry – the likes of which I’ll never be able to write, much less comprehend or, you know, get.  For others it’s a new fiction piece about an old barn th… Read full post »

Last ditch efforts came from both sides today.  Republican leaders made it clear that they would do everything in their power to block the Health Care Reform Bill from passing.  However, Obama stepped it up as well - appealing to as many Democrats as he could on why this momentus legislatio… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 29, 2009 2:00PM

Ode to the Costume Closet

 

The costume closet was a place of wonder growing up.  Need a wig?  You got it.  Need a fur stole?  Yep.  Need some skin tight, paint-splattered tights?  We have those too.  It seems as though my mom saved everything that could possibly come in handy some day.Read full post »

OCTOBER 1, 2009 12:32PM

Fences Make Good Neighbors

 

Well, if they are at least four tight strands, aren’t rusted to oblivion with gaping holes in them.  You see, I think my neighbors are confused.  There are barely any places that still have “open-range”.  In that wide-open country, sage brush, juniper bushes aRead full post »

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JUNE 26, 2009 1:02PM

Michael and Me

 

 

It was 1981.  I watched with the amazement of my seven year-old eyes as MTV came on to the airwaves.  I sat on the floor in front of the enormous TV encased in oak, my eyes, inches from the screen.  As if something possessed me, I rose to myRead full post »

JUNE 16, 2009 3:23PM

A Response: The REAL Cowboy Code

 

I don’t normally respond to others’ posts on here with another post, but I just read something that literally made my stomach churn.  Hontonoshijin posted Cowboy Rules, which was his response to an email he received from someone.  The email itself was actually pretty harmRead full post »