American Idol has always kind of sucked, but apparently it's now become bad enough that people are starting to eat their own.
We won't be having this problem in Canada, since Canadian Idol recently decided it was time to take a hiatus. In honour of this decision I thought I'd compile some of my favourite performances from shows past.
So, here for your consideration are Canadian idols doing what they do best, singing Canadian music.
First up is Jacob Hoggard putting a bit of a punk rawk spin on Paul Anka. (I also highly recommend taking a peek at him doing
Space Oddity in a blue lamé catsuit. Not the kind of performance you're likely to ever see on American Idol.)
Not many 18 year olds could pull off an authentically soulful version of the Gordon Lightfoot classic, If You Could Read My Mind, but Kalan Porter does his best here. And
holy f*** can this kid play the fiddle.
Yes, by the way, that is Lightfoot in the audience, looking as proud as if Porter were his own grandson.
Fast forward past the first minute of this youtube clip, unless you're a fan of Simple Plan. There you'll find Mookie Morris doing a Beck-ish rendition of Steppenwolf's Magic Carpet Ride. (There's an explanation of how Morris got his name
here. Mookie Wilson scored a game winning hit the split second young Morris was born. Or at least that's the story his dad is telling for why he was at the Skydome instead of in the delivery room.)
And because we can never have enough cute Canadian teen idols re-inventing Steppenwolf, here's Kalan Porter again, doing an adorably awkward, but still reasonably rockin' cover of Born to be Wild:
special update for Greg Thomas:
Yes, Greg, Porter is probably more of a ballad singer than a bona fide rocker. Rumour has it that Simon once said that if Kalan Porter had ever been on American Idol he would have been one of the most successful Idols they ever had. He was probably basing this on Porter's perfomance of
Nat King Cole's Nature Boy .
That kid has some serious pipes.
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I just tried to listen to one of the clips, but Ben came on and I had to click away. I'll try again later after my shower.
But I have to admit that AI is one of my weird guilty pleasures. (please forgive me) ;)
Yes. For some inexplicable and darkly mysterious reason Bryan Adams has enjoyed a successful 25+ year career. The pride of Canada! :)
MJ
Worth pointing out here that Canadian Idol also introduced instruments the year before AI did, and have always had four judges...I'm taking this pattern as a hopeful sign that this is also AI's last year.
I know that's a helluva lot of generalizing, but having spent a lot of years as a performer and an audience, that's how I see it.
ABC, NBC, & CBS better watch out TNT. TNT has found the formula for taking a chance on dramatic TV series. Buy a small number of episodes but let all of them air. That way maybe the show will catch on. For instance "Trust Me" still hasn't fully caught my interest but it is growing.
I hate that network TV networks have decided that cheap reality/game shows should take the place of quality comedies and dramatic TV series.
Survivor, Idol and the like demonstrate the dumbing down of America after school lets out.
:)
MJ
Second biggest lie in the world? "Baby, it's just a cold sore."
but rated for wishing I had one
Tom. Thank you for noticing the lack of bullshit arrangements.
Barry, not that I want to say that the idol franchises are more quality than they are, but here's the thing...There's a difference between a cover band that has devoted their sad career to imitation, and a bunch of kids given a week to learn some new material and new arrangements. If there's a difference between Canadian and American Idol, I think it's that the kids here are having a bit more fun. And in Canada there are a lot LESS Celine Dion covers.
Trig. Get a sound card. I thought you were a musician?
Uh...Bobby, there's this fresh new trend called piercing.
And yeah, the Mulroneys. Don't get me started.
It kind of made me want to download some Gordon Lightfoot from iTunes.
I loved the kid doing Lightfoot. He did his thing with it and it's a phenomenal song by an underrated artist. Now, can he sing "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?! :-D "good ship and crew were in peril..."
I agree Mookie has a a Beck-like sound to his music, but lacks his vocal prowess. Still, not bad at all.
Kalan is definitely a a ballad singer. He's more like "Born to Be Mild". Good looking kid. He would probably win over here because of his looks and curly locks.
(rated) Canadians need some love. It cold up der!
Emma and Susanne: One of the nice things I do like about CI is when they bring back some of the old Canadian singers. That Lightfoot show was pretty great all around.
Greg. If I could rate your comment for obviously having watched all the clips I would. Sometimes it's a little hard to appreciate some of these performances out of context. If memory serves me the week before Porter sang Born to be Wild was the week Lionel Ritchie visited the show. Man, nothing more painful than watching some poor kid trying to emote his way through, Still, a song Ritchie wrote after his second divorce, or something. So I kind of appreciated Kalan wanting to change things up a bit. And he does have the pipes for the occasional power ballad.
As for Hoggard. I think Anka and Bowie would have liked his little Johnny Rotten trill just fine....Though I will concurr that on Ritchie week his performance of Brick House was probably a little over the top.
In my experience, I have yet to feel an emotion that has ever cut me as painfully as my microplane cheese grater, the time I forgot to wear the special gloves.
But that's not much of a song.
Kalan seems like someone who has A LOT of potential. He definitely has that American Idol look.
Love the piece.
Mean, fiddle eh, what more could I xpect from Canada. Nattlie McMasters, April Verch, Tania Elizabeth, Beau Klaibert, Adrian Dolan, and the late Oliver just to name a few of your Canadian musicians.
And we are only talking of a few of the fiddlers and haven't got into the bands that some play with.
Canada has a deeper talent pool per capita than the US, and in general the music is more interesting, at least on the Americana end.