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OCTOBER 30, 2009 9:37AM

United We Lose

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The  saga  of Canadian folk musician Dave Carroll just never seems to end. 

Three months ago Carroll became famous for the viral  hit song "United Breaks Guitars," a song he composed after United Airlines destroyed his beloved $3500 Taylor guitar on the runway, while he watched from the plane. Last count the video he posted had received almost 6 million hits.

A month later Carroll composed another song in honor of Ms. Irlweg, the customer representative who could do absolutely nothing for him.

Then a few weeks ago Carroll was invited as a keynote speaker at a customer service software convention in Colorado Springs.  Unfortunately the only airline with a direct flight between Regina and Denver was, you guessed it,  United.  And wouldn't you know it they lost his luggage.   If that weren't bad enough in itself, the airline  insisted he wait several hours at the Denver aiport luggage ramp, until  he was eventually kicked out by airport officials.   That was Sunday.  United finally located his luggage on Wednesday.

Needless to say, Carroll is in the process of composing a third song.

In the meantime, given the ongoing severity of the situation, I think Carroll should consider giving his folksy campaign a little bit more of a hardcore edge.

Maybe he could find some inspiration here:

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I had to laugh. Very funny. rated.
How come he doesn't use Air Canada? Eek.
Ouch! That's gotta hurt. That's the way life's ball bounces if Ya travel?
I'd just keep crawling up in a fetal ball under the airplane seat and pray to Allah?
He's WASP?
A pale vegan?
Cry in Muslim?
Mourn the wars!
Drive a 18- wheeler.
Get a MDP DC cop car.
Hop upon a Hereford cow.
That moo cow is red and white.
Kick thee cow with cowgirls spurs.
No text Salon editors while kicking.
How now brown cow is a nice song.
It's like ...
O my ....
Saying:`
Praise the lard!
Bacon and eggs!
Break brown egg!
Halloo. Hello la la!
Happy Halloween!
Blame breaks on who?
Mommy. Tattoo - hog!
I mean:`Ride a Harley!
Harley's are called hog!
Wear a blonde wig too!
Caterpillars tickle lips!
Dylan sang:`
it ain't my guitar violin.
I lost my holy socks too.
I am scared to think too.
Ride a zoo ton elephant.
This is another la la day.
Juliet?
It's the Canadian H2O?
They from DC K- Street?
They look just like them!
You have GOT to be kidding me. This is beyond belief -- and it wasn't even (Sc)Air Canada.
Thanks for my laugh of the day!!! Talk about black humor -- I couldn't help myself, I had to laugh out loud -- even tho as a musician/singer/songwriter this hit waaaaay too close to home. But I can tell Hitler a thing or two -- chicks may ogle the guitar player, but the bass player gets a lot more action.
I didn't want to laugh. United goes into bankruptcy and decides a smarter business plan is to make their customer service even worse.
We met a nurse yesterday whose husband was a pilot for United for 25 years. The U.S. Gov't took all of their pensions away in order for United not to go broke. So she and her husband are back to work, not retired. Not a happy story.

This guy should definitely fly somebody else or take the train!
Good story, but hilarious video.. thanks for the humor.
Thanks for giving this problem the serious attention it deserves. If anyone can get to the bottom of this thing, it's Hitler.

[$3500 is a lot to pay for a damn bolt-on neck IMHO]
Nick, Myriad, Art, Boanargesi, Stim, Cave and Tom Walls, thanks for stopping by.

Lea, have you actually flown Air Canada? It's probably even worse. And I'm sure they don't have a direct flight to Denver. Apparently he flew Continental on the way back.

Deborah, yeah. Airline staff are seriously vulnerable these days. So it doesn't surprise me if they're not always on the ball. If most people knew what pilots in the U.S. make they probably wouldn't fly.

Tom, that's certainly true in my experience, if you're talking electric base. But not the acoustic bass players. I've only ever been cruised by one and he had B.O.
What a story (and video). This guy has fuel for a song writing career.
I don't know if it's still up but there was a website for United complaints: UNTIED.COM

Many are horrific and some are just stupid. I'm glad I no longer fly them. Their planes are contagious and their commuter feeder partners jets should be condemned as health hazards.

I flew on a few planes where seats were broken, and they still sold the plane full!
No Tom. Those guitars are real works of art and have excellent sound.

I'd grieve...
This makes me sick. A families story of dealing with United...
Hilarious! United richly deserves this skewering.
Wow Gonzoid. That is such a heartbreaking story. I don't think I can ever fly United now.
Commercial aviation used to be fast and convenient. You could get from where you were to where you wanted to go in no time. Stewardesses took excellent care of passengers during the flight, and ticketing agents shared genuine smiles at the gate at both ends.

Now commercial aviation is inexpensive.

What a lousy trade-off that turned out to be.
Everyone who has only played guitar on Rock Band...get out.

Brilliant!
I love this video, almost as much as his first song. I heard him on CBC last night, and I couldn't believe they did it to him again. And the crowd at the 3 day conference where he was speaking thought it was pretty funny too.

And they made him wait at the Denver airport, but no one told him (because they didn't know) that his bag had never left Regina, so he waited for nothing. When they did find it, they called to say it was in Dallas. Well done United.

I can attest to Taylor guitars being a chick magnet too. The Scotsman has one. They are sweeeeeet.
this is SO funny! It's one of those, Oh No they Didn't moments!
holy crap- that was the best use of that footage I've seen yet! I laughed so hard I won't have to work my abs at the gym tonight. thanks!

Rrrrrrrrrrrated!
Actually, I was hoping more for something like this.
My sister is a frequent flyer on United (due to schedules). She said they called her up for a customer service survey. When they got to the baggage handling questions, she said, 'I never, ever check bags. Your service is so awful, I avoid it like the plague.'

I fly Delta. They're awful. It's a rare event when at the end of a flight I get 100% of my checked bags within an hour of landing. They take a good 6 months to pay lost baggage claims (I've had way too many.)
On one 9 hour flight, my seat had no electricity (no light, no sound for the movie, which they'd turned off the cabin lights for and got window passengers to pull down the shades for). It was too dark to read. They offered no solution other than I sit in the dark for 9 hours (from 10 am to 7 pm)
I'm flying across the country in November on Delta. And will never be in a plane that they own!

I'm nervous... Nearly terrified. One needs to read about the Pinnacle flight, a ferry flight, where the pilots tried to test the operational ceiling of the plane. They got to FL410 and the engines flamed out, seized and they lied about the condition, spent time trying to restart the seized engines and missed the nearest airport and crashed the plane. The good thing apparently is that two idiot pilots died and saves who knows how many passengers. The bad thing is that this is the company behind many of the crashes of the last so many years...

Pinnacle is owned by the same company that owns Colgan. You remember that accident in New York...

This outsourcing crap from the majors has got to end. Outsourcing (look at Delphi) rarely works as planned... Cost cutting is why they do it, and unfortunately the wrong costs appear to be being cut...

And these smaller airlines set the bar that much lower for cleanliness, safety and customer treatment.

Air Canada is a 'partner' of United's...
You'd think after "United Breaks Guitars," United would at least MAKE SURE that they didn't give this guy any more ammo. But they are completely tone-deaf (hehe). A few months ago, I wanted to fly home from Savannah to Chicago. It was $130 cheaper for me to fly Savannah-Chicago-Milwaukee (all on United, two different flights), and since I have friends in Milwaukee, too, I did it. On the way back, I called customer service days in advance to see: could i just skip the Milwaukee-Chicago (MKE-ORD) leg and get on the plane in Chicago to Savannah? I explained to the customer service rep (who was clearly in a foreign country, most likely India) that this would save United money because they could then sell my MKE-ORD seat, or at least have less fuel cost (they were different flight numbers, with different aircraft!). She informed me that if I did not take the MKE-ORD flight, my ORD-SAV would also be cancelled.

So FU United, even when consumers try to save you money, you'd rather inconvenience us.
I hate United with a deep, visceral loathing.
United we fly, divided (from our luggage) we arrive.
Great little story, Juliet, which hopefully cost United mega bucks (I almost wrote "bags").
cheers from Bodrum
that video is priceless, too bad there is no guitar music in the background!
What a crazy story--funny videos and songs, though. I hadn't heard of this United craziness so thanks for posting, Juliet.
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Booklover, skipping segments is a big no-no because that can hit pricing. The hub and spoke system generally makes flights from the hub more expensive, as the company with a hub can have close to a monopoly. If passengers could get on and off at will, then customers stuck in a monopolized market could benefit from competitive prices -- and what's the point of a monopoly if the airline can't get monopoly pricing?

Thus, when Continental had a near monopoly on Pittsburgh, it was cheaper to fly round trip from Boston to LA via Pittsburgh than round trip from Boston to Pittsburgh. Boston to LA was a competitive routes with lots of airlines offering flights. Bos-Pgh wasn't.

I will note that the FAA could change this by requiring airlines to honor tickets as long as the passenger checked in before the original flight took off.
That video is AWESOME! I flew on American last week and carried my guitar on the plane. Now I know why the flight attendants were tripping over themselves to find a safe place for it.