Just Walt's Mental Meanderings

Walter Blevins

Walter Blevins
Location
Vista, California, USA
Birthday
August 22
Bio
I'm a 60 year old guy who lives in Vista California with my wife. I spent the 30 years before moving to Cali in Iowa, Wisconsin and North Dakota. And I have 2 grown children, a son and a daughter who live in Virginia and Iowa and a 22 year old step-daughter lives with us here in Vista. I'm a proud grandpa with 2 grandaughters living in Virginia. I like to write about a whole variety of things from my kids to cooking to politics to the car industry to my status as a "Cheap Bastid" and "Old Fart" and just random thoughts. And I really love writing about cooking really good, homecooked comfort food cheap. That's why they call me the Cheap Bastid. By the way--all the stuff I write is my stuff and you can't use it without my official OkeyDokey

JULY 19, 2010 7:01PM

A Little Humor Today--Reading the Conditioner Bottle (LuAnn)

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OK, so I saw this cartoon in yesterday's paper that I thought was just incredibly funny.

The reason?  Because it could have been me.  It seems like nowadays the Sunday Comics are more relevant to me if they're "Pickles" or "Crankshaft" or "Pluggers" all of which feature "old farts".  The "Zits" strips I like best are when the Dad "Walt" occasionally manages to either get the best of Jeremy or when the foibles of adults are illustrated against the more "with-it" teenagers.

That was the case with yesterday's "LuAnn" by Greg Evans who is actually a "neighbor" living in the next city west of me, San Marcos, CA.  So here it is:

luann 7-18-10  

(cartoon from Comics.com)

Now I bet I'm not the only guy who can relate to this.  When I take a shower I have to start the water and then lean in with my glasses on, avoiding the water, and then spot whatever bottle of conditioner that Carolyn is using this week.  (And the only time I really use conditioner is right after I trim my beard because when it's short it's really bristly and I don't want to scratch my sweetie when I give her a smooch).

And, if I don't check it out first I end up squinting at the various bottles on the edge of the tub to try and guess which one it is--especially since my arms are just not long enough anymore to get that damned bottle in focus.  I've even had times when I have to climb out of the shower, dripping wet, bottle in hand, put on my glasses just to read the damn thing and then reach back in and grab another until I get the right bottle.

And I'd be willing to bet that I'm not the only old guy who has the same challenge! 

 

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Yep, it's not the glasses, it's that my arms have gotten too short.
Oh can I ever relate to this, Walter. I have done the same thing myself in real life. While we're at it, what's up with all those bottles of crap women just HAVE to have in the shower? I mean how many bottles of conditioner and shampoo and body wash do you need in one shower anyway? Me, just give me one generic conditioner, one bottle...well marked...of Head and Shoulder's shampoo, and a bar of Lava soap....I'm good to go.
I'm in too! I use my wife's, because why spend money on stuff I can borrow from her. But the writing is so small. We should take up a boycott of sorts to get them to put Shampoo in BIG letters.
Tor--yep, me too. I spent so many years traveling that I have about a 15 year supply of those little tiny bottles of stuff.
But, every since I started keeping what hair I have left real short, all I need in the shower is my bar of "Irish Spring" and that works just fine--except for that twice a month when I need to condition my beard.
I keep them on separate shelves! :)
I have to admit I nodded and laughed along with the whole story...
I wear my glasses in the shower and they get fogged up, which explains why I recently dyed my hair blond by mistake.
Scanner--thanks, now I feel better, knowing I'm not the Lone Ranger

Lunchlady--sounds like this is a universal issue not just a "guy thing"

John--Geez, as a blonde I bet you looked like a professional wrestler
I can't believe I am admitting this, but I put a big "C" on the conditioner and a big "S" on the shampoo with Sharpie pen so I can figure out which is which when the specs come off.

Aging is not for wussies.
Linnnn--It's been a long time since I've typed this but: LMAO. I guess more of us need to do that
You are so considerate, using conditioner to not scratch your sweetie when you give her a smooch. She should print some really big labels for the bottles.
Getting old sucks, doesn't it? Except for the part about not having to work anymore, but I wonder how long that will last in this country.
ok, i can't relate, but i did find this hilarious. my partner can't see without her glasses, so we keep the bottles in the same place so she doesn't have to guess once she gets in.