I know. You’re thinking “Who? The guy in the Barney suit?” (if it is indeed a “he”) Nope. See...ok...I'm not weird...ok...that's not true...but my problem is that sexy time is usually at night out of necessity, however, that is not my preference. I’m more of an “Afternoon Delight” kinda girl and what is usually playing at noon or so around here is children’s television. You use what you have people. (I actually had a sex dream starring Seth Rogen after too many viewings of Monsters vs. Aliens. I felt sorta robbed, man, where was Clooney? I told my husband and he said, “Yeah I can see why you’d be attracted to Seth Rogen.” What? No. I’m not. Then I told my sister and her fiancé because I thought it was funny and HE was like, “Yeah Seth Rogen’s a stud.” What?! You sound like YOU all want to do Seth. Oh- and if you think I don’t like guys of size- I do. Jack Black in a hot minute. Just because of Tenacious D. Anyway- back to it)

These guys maybe aren’t what spring to mind as traditionally “hot” but they keep my kids entertained and there’s something sexy about a guy who’s good with kids. Or it could just be Mommy needs to get laid and desperation creates all kinds of weird fantasies.

#1 Joe of Blue’s Clues. He’s good with kids and animals! Ok- so they’re animated animals, still. I know I know. You’re used to seeing him like this:

But he can look like this too:

Better? Yes I think so too. 

And by popular demand, Steve, Joe's predecessor on Blue's Clues. Gentlemen! Please! No fighting there's enough Juli to go around:

#2 Shane Dundas and David Collins. These guys get in for lots of reasons. Funny guys are hawt. All that clowning is very physical activity which requires them to be athletic. And they can do amazing things with their mouths. (ohhhh my) Plus bonus Aussie accent included.

#3 Sesame Street gets a special mention as a show because of the ability to attract celebrity guest stars. No I don’t want to do the show, dummy, I want Jake. Jaaaaake, baby, call me. (Ok - I'll 'fess up to a little Gordon attraction too. What? No I don't want to do puppets! You people are SICK! Maybe on Avenue Q...NO! That's just wrong!)

#4 Kevin Yamada of PBS Sprout. My husband’s Chinese and I have always had a thing for Asian guys. They’re just hot, I can’t explain. Kevin’s funny and has a great voice. Plus he’s Hawaiian. Aloha!

#5 And… and….oh fuck it. Seth Rogen. Even if he’s in kids’ movies and not tv. It was a pretty good dream.