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Karin Rego

Karin Rego
Location
Vancouver, Canada
Birthday
January 28
Title
Purveyor of Irony and Due Cynicism
Bio
The good poet Ted Sheridan sums up a perfect day in my world thusly: "I was taking a nap today around two. It was very hot but....I'd found some cool mud. And so I laid my hambones down with the other hogs..... Made me feel thinner...." (Yes, it is always good to feel thinner). Sheridan also notes: "I don't like whistlers because I believe them to be crazy; especially those who whistle all the time. Some would say that people whistle because they are happy go lucky. I contend that people who whistle are like this cat; they are really unhappy people and they know damn well that their whistling drives you crazy." so NO WHISTLING!! (after all, nobody's THAT happy)

 

 

On the whole, I am very proud to be a Canadian.  I am proud that Canada upholds a reputation for being a peaceful and polite society;  I’m proud of Canada’s multi-cultural philosophy; and, although our politics may be viewed as meek and boring,/Read full post »

I made a realization yesterday. I no longer care about stupid fashion trends. 

I mean, I've thought that I didn't care before, but I still did care a little bit, at least enough to question white cotton rompers. Now I just walk away and banish them from my consciousness. 

I supposeRead full post »

OCTOBER 23, 2009 4:24PM

Conversations With Dog

 

Today, like most days in Vancouver, is grey and soggy and positively depressing.  It’s the kind of day when being alone with one’s thoughts can lead to all kinds of dissonance.  Luckily, I have a Boxer.  Having a Boxer means never losing your sanity.  It’s/… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 19, 2009 10:33AM

Top 10 Breaches of Social Protocol

 

The Morning Coffee Swish 'n' Gulp

 This revolting one-two assault on the senses first thing in the morning is a colossal violation of breakfast etiquette.  People who swish their coffee in  their mouths like mouthwash, ballooning their cheeks out left to righRead full post »

Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 16, 2009 10:54AM

Video of Falcon Heene admitting "We Did This For A Show"

When questioned about why he didn't come out of the garage when he heard his parents calling his name, young Falcon Heene, or "Balloon Boy" as he's been dubbed, replied as follows: "um, 'cause you guys said we did this for a show".
Once this little slip-up was out  there, the… Read full post »
OCTOBER 15, 2009 12:11PM

Canada Safeway - Shut Up and Shop!

I have more than just a little sympathy for today’s generation of grocery store check-out clerks.  Not all of them of course, just the boorish, louty ones who struggle with a deep seated need to deliver a litany of metaphorical bitch slaps across the faces of the everyday shopper. 

TRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 15, 2009 10:07AM

My Dolce Afternoon with David Rocco

 

When it comes to the delicate, pleasing symmetry that is sheer aesthetic perfection, it is but the beauty of nature's own divine haunting that invariably reduces me to tears. 

 

I am a highly visual person. 

 

  

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SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 4:56PM

A Simple Jog goes Very, Very Wrong

 

After heading into the woods yesterday morning with the pup, and then missing the sign-post that marks the path that leads back to my street, I learned pretty quickly what it is to be rife with panic, while positively lost.

I live in an area of Vancouver that could be considered Read full post »

I am willing to bet that for the real, live, insufferable jack-ass, the arrival of “social networking” must have hit like interpersonal Viagra, so that thoughts on the potential for due respect and popularity, under the guise of ostensible potency, must’ve been more than just aRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 10:51AM

Intuitive Salmon for Foodie Tuesday

I like to prepare my family’s dinners the same way I like to live my life – intuitively!  And after countless years of experience in both realms, I can assure you that intuition is the way to go. 

The following salmon filet preparation is just one example of reciRead full post »

When I was about 17 and dating a much older, '67 Mustang driving Michael Landon look-alike, I thought it would be super cool to treat him to a tiny glimpse of just how thoroughly adorable I could be. So I launched right into the song that was playing on the… Read full post »

"The most important thing happening in classical music anywhere in the world" ~ Simon Rattle

It’s been 35 years since Jose Antonio Abreu gathered 11 of Venezuela’s most vulnerable street kids in an underground parking lot, put musical instruments in their hands, and offered themRead full post »

Hold on to your barrel chairs everyone 'cause this UK chart topper is gonna blow you clean through the wall.  

The track is "Propane Nightmares", performed by the Australian bass/drum/electro-rock band "Pendulum".  It's their second single from their… Read full post »

AUGUST 31, 2009 2:30PM

Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again

I happened to catch Mama Mia on the Movie Channel yesterday and was bathed in a wonderful frisson of anticipation.  “Oh Boy! A sun drenched, ABBA-fuelled, 2 hour escape from reality!”  Same expectations I had when I saw this film the first time. 

But as a fragmenRead full post »

You Americans have had a lot to think about these days what with the whole "Universal Health Care" vs. "Socialism" comparison/contrast still incomplete  and gnawing away at the collective politic.

We Canadians, on the other hand, have finished our Universal Health Care a… Read full post »

As many of you know, the last week has been one of the most harrowing and confusing periods of my entire parental career and for a while there, I was really starting to worry that I’d lost my daughter for good.

She’d run away because I’d read two of her MSNRead full post »

 

Whether or not anyone stopped to consider Julia Child in the thousands of days that preceded the release of "Julie & Julia", clearly it is de rigueur to write in reference to The French Chef now. 

Everyone wants a piece of Julia Child, and in case you were wonRead full post »

 

After forty some-odd years of catastrophic misfires between my mouth and brain, I’m starting to wonder if I might actually have it in for myself.  Based on my experience with me, there seems to be no reliable hook up between the things that I intend to say, and what I come /Read full post »

It doesn’t take much to drive me right ‘round the cock-a-doodie bend, I’m not going to lie to you.  I am a highly sensitive human being and that means that a substantial crap-load of stimuli is constantly bombarding my synapses, thereby pushing me, ever so assuredly, closer andRead full post »

If ever there were a categorical killer DNA cocktail sure to eviscerate its host of every last shred of apparent intelligence, it is “over-sensitive” blended with “hyper-insecurity”, laced with “unconventional perceptions” - all served up in a BRead full post »

JUNE 27, 2009 6:31PM

The Alpha Human!

Is there any greater challenge to one’s ability to remain centered in agape  love than the clanging, controlling, hyper-critical gong that is the “Alpha Human”?  (She enquired rhetorically.)

The Alpha Human - Their chief weapon is Arrogance! 

Alpha Humans -Read full post »

JUNE 2, 2009 3:20PM

Camel Toe Tuesday

It’s amazing what excessive amounts of red wine and dark chocolate can do to a girl over a 4-day span of chaos punctuated by petulance.    Seems that the emotional benefits of hunkering down with a fine bottle of Zinfandel and leftover Mother’s Day treats is equally teRead full post »

 

Not too long ago my 5 year old daughter asked, “Mommy, do you love God?”

Now that’s a big question.  

“Well, Kiki", I counselled, "let’s just say I don’t hate Him”.

“HA!” exploded my 15-year old, “great parenting Mom&rdRead full post »

MAY 11, 2009 1:49PM

Who Do I Think I AM?

 

Mother’s Day in the Rego household started off quite nicely, albeit not exactly according to plan, but what are a few diversions, misunderstandings and knockdown, drag-out battles of will between spouses on the one spouse’s supposed special day that only comes once a year, anyway?&Read full post »

MAY 8, 2009 8:26PM

Dances With Logic

My husband often laments the fact that I just don’t “get” him.  “I am Brazilian!” he will declare, chest held out, forefinger shooting toward the ceiling in spirals.  “And that is why you do not understand me!”  “You do not understand myRead full post »