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(Even this title is stolen.)
APRIL 27, 2010 3:32PM

My Life in Three Sentences: Still Thirsty

Rate: 15 Flag

In the past I lived on milk and soda-pop.

Now I live on coffee and wine.

The future will require Metamucil, but there's always the coffee and the wine.

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There's always prune juice cause metamucil is nasty stuff. Rated.
Philip Rodgers
April 27, 2010 03:45 PM
You can delete it. I am more coffee than wine these days...
Dr. Susanne Freeborn
April 27, 2010 03:45 PM
Metamucil can cause one to go meta.
Chuck A. Stetson
April 27, 2010 03:48 PM
yeah, delete that suckah! I don't know why more people don't. I guess they don't realize they can.
ConnieMack
April 27, 2010 03:48 PM
oh gawd. you are way too young to be thinking about metamucil!...and maybe by the time you need it they will have invented a version that tastes like wine!
lorianne
April 27, 2010 04:14 PM
Hah! I love this. The wine gets a whole lot harder to drink the older you get, but coffee is always good!
scanner
April 27, 2010 04:20 PM
in between wine and metamucil is cranberry juice. you'll see.
Greg Correll
April 27, 2010 04:23 PM
So were you wired or drunk when you wrote this?
john blumenthal
April 27, 2010 05:05 PM
except for the milk part, sounds like my beverages of life
lemonpulp
April 27, 2010 05:12 PM
How does metamucil always sneek into these things?
DH Austin
April 27, 2010 05:15 PM
Wired and drunk as a skunk, John. I can afford these reckless combinations at my age -- better enjoy it while it lasts.

I hear they're making Metamucil clear these days. I wonder why...
Kasey Everly
April 27, 2010 07:06 PM
Don't forget pomegranate juice. You can work your way up to it with Mike's Hard Pomegranate Lemonade. I do, and it keeps me...well, just trust me on this one. rated with the wisdom of age for the impetuity of yout' - did you say "yout'?"
Matt Paust
April 27, 2010 08:07 PM
What, no illegal drugs? Cool, still. R
Thoth
April 27, 2010 08:18 PM
If you keep on drinking the coffee and wine, it becomes "Metamusical". Just sayin'.........
cartouche
April 27, 2010 08:50 PM
It always comes back to beverages... I miss the camel's milk in the old country.
tr ig
April 28, 2010 02:32 PM
Have you tried sauvignon blanc and miralax? Never know the plastic is there until the next day.
Compton
April 28, 2010 08:09 PM
You surprised me at the end with the Metamucil..not my ideas of a happy ending.
My wish to you: may you never need Metemucil.
R
Steve Katz
April 29, 2010 03:52 PM
The rule should be metamucil in juice first, followed by wine. Deep dark red with hints of blackberry and cedar. And none of that one glass stuff. You will need a sufficient amount to cleanse the metamucil from your palate and to make you feel young again.
Compton
May 10, 2010 07:56 PM
I'll make a note of that, Compton. Any excuse for wine is a decent excuse.
Kasey Everly
May 14, 2010 12:49 AM