Fat girls, we’ve been let down this week.
First, the study (funded by NutriSystem Diets, natch!) comes out that some women (trust me, lads, not ALL women) would rather skip sex than be 10 pounds overweight. Really? Why would you stop doing something that not only is fun, but makes you feel good? If I stopped having sex because of my weight, I’d be positively homicidal. I love it!
Then, Tracy Clarke-Fiory posted this gem on our sister site, Salon, that a night club in Montreal, Canada, was joking about banning “Fat Chicks.” Good. I am banning the club access to my money, my adorable personality and my fierce dance floor moves. Oh, and kiss my fat ass, too!
The fact is, us fat chickies are not going away. We are also not accepting sexless, dance-less lives because of our body size. To live without those joys? That’s like a cupcake without frosting, tasty but not very satisfying.
So, my fat sisters (feel free to join in thin sisters, despite the media hype, we love you and we should stick together)…I want you to go out there and dance this weekend. It might lead to getting laid (please be safe, condoms are cheaper than regret). And then we can give all those well-meaning studies and night clubs the big, fat middle finger.
Remember: Living well is the best revenge!!!