Kate Bishop

Kate Bishop
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Washington, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe
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Pirate Wimmen' Designated Driver
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S.S. Dorothy Parker
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I am NOT a self-proclaimed Renaissance Woman in any sense; more a bookie with a passion for art, politics, children and spirituality ~ I adore my daughter who just turned 7. Daily it is affirmed she is the teacher and I am the student ~ Eccentricities include a love of reading about neuroscience for fun, a hen named Lollipop who escorts me to my car every morning (not kidding), and am damn excited polar fleece is always in style in the Pacific Northwest ~ Otherwise, I like my green tea and on the side of my cream, love shabby chic fashion, and am in awe of everything outdoors ~ I believe most policy answers are simple yet hard. The "status quo" has not been working for some time, which is evident in the state of our union ~ I consider myself a fiscally conservative Democrat (oxymoron?). I respect minority opinion and the absolute necessity it brings to the governing process. I loathe fear mongering and complaining for the sake of complaining which has become standard for political dissent ~ I subscribe to all and no religion at once. In other words, I believe they all point in the same direction. I utilize the principles and/or rituals while ignoring any law making. Satyagraha is the philosophy I align closest with ~ Rule 62 always applies ~ All in all, I cherish life! ---------------------------------------------------------

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OCTOBER 9, 2009 2:44PM

Lollipop The Shotgun Chicken

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When my husband, the Knight, suggested getting chicks as an Easter surprise for our daughter, I had a nightmarish flash of being fully inoculated into country life.  Would I ever recognize the urban sophisticate I always viewed myself as?  I was sure something had been slipped into the water.

Once those self-involved thoughts passed through my head and not out my mouth (thankfully), I decided I was “open” to the idea.  My requirements were the Rook (our daughter) was involved in their care, he agreed to pickup the remainder, and I stay out of it completely.  The truth is I didn’t really want them. I didn’t see them as pets and therefore only saw the work involved.  However, we had recently been through a horrific flood and had been living out of two bedrooms and a small bathroom that were spared, for about four months at the time.  We lost a lot of “stuff” and the Rook had been a trooper.  His request hit my soft spot and I couldn’t summon the energy for a counter defense – I mean who can argue against baby chicks at Easter? I didn’t want to be deemed the Anti-Christ.

 

Baby Chicks
 

 

We decided on six hens, one of each variety, which were being offered as “free” at a local feed store.  As chicks, they were nothing short of adorable.  We introduced the dog to them slowly and he came to regard them as his babies, much like the Rook.  At three weeks old, we brought them into our daughter’s class and the students got to pet, hold and learn about them.  My sense that these babes were mere farm animals was waning.  They had already provided hours of entertainment, challenged a dog to reign in his most visceral instincts (and fall in love himself), and act as an educational “hands-on” opportunity for a bunch of admiring first graders.

At sixteen weeks old, summer was in full swing.  One of the six had begun to grow a little more “cocky” than the rest.  The Rook had named them:  Lollipop, Scout, Daisy, Rose, Strawberry and Penny.  Penny underwent a curious transition during a matter of days.  A very assured “cocka-doodle-do” escaped her, I mean his, lips.  The Knight and I were surprised at our excitement to add a rooster to the mix.  We decided to rename Penny, Kenny.  When the Rook came home from school, we received an adamant lecture about how we could not call a pet the same as one of her classmate’s names (you know, someone's feelings could get hurt).  Once again, Kenny underwent an identity change; he has become known here-to-for as Peter.

 

Peter the Cock

 

Around this time, Lollipop formed a curious habit.  We live on acreage and therefore the gang roams around freely during the day.  When we came out of the house to do the morning run to school one day, I saw a flash of gold out of my periphery.  Lollipop was bounding to the car as if she was shouting the age-old adage, “Shotgun!”  She sprinted up to the driver’s side door and sat there as if waiting for me to scoop her up, put her in the honorary co-pilot seat, and buckle her in.  She had to settle for a pet that first day, as I was so charmed by her behavior I didn’t know what to do (and we were, as ever, late for school).

 

Lollipop the Shotgun Chicken


She is now a part of our daily routine.  She escorts us to and from our car like a herding sheep dog-err-chicken.  We treat her and her sisters to a special treat we keep in a “tweet-tweet” bucket on the front porch.  They have also reached infamy within our town.  During the day, they toddle down our private drive, hang a right, and follow the stretch of green grass abutting the highway to spend time at the local feed store.  The owner Chris gives them lots of love and feed.  He swears they increase his sales.  I’m skeptical, but I do know they have created notoriety for themselves because when people find out I’m the “chicken owner”, I hear all sorts of charming stories. 

As summer waned, I went out to the hen house one day to find a magical gift.  There it was, our first egg.  I started jumping up and down as if I had won the lottery!  My excitement was met by a look of "allright Kate, take it down a notch" when I burst through the side door to share my enchangting loot with the Knight.  Not to be deterred, I tracked down the Rook.  In proper form, she jumped up and down with joy (it must be on my side).  Over the next couple weeks, we waited anxiously for our fragile gifts to be deposited overnight by our obliging hens.  Lollipop was the last to lay her eggs, and when she did, she was as true to her quirky form as ever.  She lays green eggs, it is a specialty of the Ameraucana breed. 

 

First Eggs

 

We now have four of the six chickens. Penny-err-Kenny-err-Peter was deemed to be too loud by the entire family.  Friends dared to ask us if we were going to have Peter stew.  I empathized, it wasn’t too long ago I thought these amazing creatures were going to be mere farm animals.  We found him a home through CraigsList – it seems there was a rowdy hen out there that needed to be wrangled in by a cocky cock.  We all have a place in this world.

Daisy was plucked one day from our yard by a stray dog; it was very sad.  It, too, became a teachable moment for the Rook, hell all of us, about the cycle of life.  It was earlier than we anticipated we would have to approach the subject – we were not prepared.  We all sobbed.  Her memorial is a bunch of painted rocks sitting in the back garden; it was the Rook's idea.

I have come to marvel the gifts that come from all life. My hope is I will stay forever open to embracing the beauty every being has to offer. 

Cheers to the country life!

 

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I loved this, Kate. Thanks for introducing us to your Lollipop and friends. As someone who drives around everyday with a bird as a backseat driver, I especially appreciated it.
Gee Kate. Part of raising kids requires you to being deemed the Anti-Christ from time to time. I wear the label with pride. They turned out pretty well. Guess I did something right.

Love ther piece. R
@Kathy - how cool is that? I haven't braved actually driving with her yet. I am afraid of her actually flying around. We'll see if I can get a cage one day. Thanks for coming by!

@John - I like how you start with "gee Kate" so often now. See, all the big brother wisdom you are imparting? :) Yes, I know, I believe I will wear that label more often than I foresee. Always a pleasure to have your company.
Awesome story! Thanks for posting this. I have always hated chickens, have even advocated their demise from time to time, but this was heartfelt and fun. Rated.
Charming - simply charming. I felt the sweetness of their presence in your lives. Thank you for sharing with us. I hope your life is as charmed as it seems.
Oh! Thanks for having a fun animal post, too, it's Friday!
One of the first rules EliMay 1&2 were taught, is not to name the farm animals. When young it was okay at first till the day besides laying eggs "Susie" the chicken was now their dinner. But we endured just about every type of pet imaginable domestic and wild. The funniest I witnessed was the day my daughter had caught a toad and came up to show me her new pet, while she was proudly displaying it to me her mother came out and told her she was going to get warts holding that in her hands, whereas EliMay 2 turned and said " Nuh-uh just pee mom." Love the post, enjoy the farm, and the serenity little things can give us. My best to you and family, older/exasperated
Gotta love the birds . . . I've not had chickens, but have had too many other pets to count, and can appreciate the personalities of each. Your writing captured the spirits of the chickens, as well as the experience of being the "owner" - and Lollipop sounds like one hen in a million!
@Andy - thanks! I know, who knew? Chickens are apparently more adorable than either of us could imagine, huh? Thanks for reading and rating, I really appreciate it.

@Hope - I choked up! Seriously! Yes, it is getting more and more charming as the days go on. Thank you for helping me to remember the essence of this piece and reflect on the progress in my own life.

@OE - farm animals, Oi! It is a fine line I tell ya. We are finding the lines as we go...we as of yet still need to memorialize Daisy. We decided on painting rocks and leaving them in the garden. My little one always has the sweetest ideas.

@Owl - Yes, Lollipop is one in a million. Dare I say I have a favorite? I guess its okay as long as it isn't your children. ;-)
Kate, thanks for the charmingly fun story. I got quite a good chuckle, which is much needed today.

I have found that once something moves from being an "it" to a named being, friendship usually ensues. Much blessings to you and your brood.
Oh sure, now it's just calling "shotgun", but pretty soon she'll be asking to drive...
;-)
Fun-E! I rated this one...sounds like the chicken is a pet now!
@Dave - thanks! You are too, too kind. I love your thought of when something goes from an "it" to being named, it is now a friend. I think I'll name my plants now! :)

@ Spotted Mind - now that's funny!

@Joe - thank you for stopping by.
I love cute chickens. My daughter and I go to a nearby diner once a week that keeps chickens and roosters. She loves to see them.
That was so sweet and sad poor liitle Daisy. We used to have Banty hens as kids. I still remember naming mine chili cause she looked all mixed up color wise like a pot of chili. Thanks for the story and bringing back a great memory!
Wow, this is so far from my life that I couldn't even imagine some of it. But that damn chicken sure is cute.
Kate, this is a wonderful piece and what a dear chicken to escort you to the family car! Animals are amazing, all of them, even and especially chickens.
rated :^)
I love this, too! I've learned that the appreciation of all live makes us better people. At lest it does for me. Have a great weekend, Miss Kate!
@Dorinda - I know, the kids just love them! Her friends come over and they chase them around. Hours of fun (and distraction) :)

@LunchLady2 - Oh my God! I love that name - Chili. How cute is that? Okay, this pet stuff is really over the moon. I'm glad I wrote this...thought it might be a bit too....???

@Duaneart - it was not that long ago that I was in your camp. Trust me. I've mostly been a suburbanite, never a city dweller, but also never in the "country." Alaska was a rare exception - it is just categorized as "odd."

@Debbs4 - I know - animals are the best. I am so grateful to mine.

@Michael - Yes! I have finally learned this, too. The chickens definitely capped that off for me.

Thank you all for coming by ~ I sincerely appreciate it.
I knew there was a reason that I don't eat chicken. You gave me six. Great post and a riot about Lollipop!
Very fun Kate! Loved this, it is very visual.
If this is what you need to "blogwhore" please do so more often! I really enjoyed it.
@ walk away - I love hearing about all the chickens! They really do have a special place in people's hearts.

@ cartouche - I know, huh? I can hardly stomach it myself any more. My husband don't eat much meat as it is - mostly seafood family. We also love to buy organic. We are lucky to have great farmer's markets. These babes are so fun.

@ Tim - I know, I was afraid it would get lost in the shuffle. Didn't tag it right for pets - someone told me it was "aw" so I did that late in the day (hence the email). I dunno...still trying to figure my way around the place. Always happy when you stop by.
When I was a little kid we were spending the afternoon with an elderly aunt. When my sister and I became bored and restless, she told us there was a chicken outside that had fallen off a truck.

Never say to a child, "If you catch that chicken, you can have it."

We caught her. Bessie Mae was her name. She lived with our grandparents for years and years, laying an egg every day and eating dog food out of the cocker spaniel's dish.

Lollipop, may you soar like an eagle in your dreams. Bessie Mae would have enjoyed knowing you.
An adorable and even heart wrenching story. Poor chick and poor little girl. Loss is part of life. You handled it well.
Wonderful story.
Rated
Loved it. Adorable. (Except for the disturbing AdSense ad at the bottom which had chattering dentures. Sheesh. Surreal and bizarre.)

But back to the non-corporate life at hand. I want more photos! They are adorable. Do they ever let you just hold them? You said you pet them so perhaps? Do they lay eggs yet? (Oh...I guess that requires assistance by the cock. Story of my life.)

Do you guys still eat chicken or is that more difficult?

More photos!
Buy yourself some wine and you will give "Coq au Vin" a whole new meaning...! Great story.
Others have said it. I agree. Love this post!
@KOB - Thank you for the kind words...it was a sweet family bonding moment. My husband and I were so sad - he took the morning off to go looking for Daisy and found a pile of her feathers finally. We saved a couple. We were grateful for her time with us.

@Beth - yes, they do let us hold them. A lot. I have photos of my daughter holding our family favorite (I know your not supposed to, but we did) Lollipop.

Oh - I totally forgot the eggs! How did I forget that? I need to go back and add a bit more to the story. Thank you for the reminder, sincerely!!! That is something I wish more people at OS did...ask for what they want in a story like you did. It helps me flush things out. I hadn't written about animals in years and it was a little challenging for me - almost a different language. So, thank you.

@O'Really - you are hilarious! I love where your mind goes...never would have thought of that. ;0

@Scupper - thank you, sincerely.
Kate

For some reason this puts me in mind of the coffee shop sign I’ve seen lately on the internet that advises that unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy

Pets (Kids?) are always too much trouble, and always worth it

As a kid who spent a lot of time on both sets of grandparents farms and viewed vet care as a trade off between a cow’s value as a milker versus the cost of “Putting her down”, it truly stuns me to realize that I am now the lackey for 2 “Thousand dollar” cats (the third just hasn’t yet been here long enough.)

I would have sworn that none of the dozens of cats who made their homes on those farms had any more personality than a chicken
(which we referred to as ambulatory vegetables-
which made it easier to eat them)

As I’ve grown older, I’ve realized that it wasn’t lack of personality that made them “unlovable”, it was lack of love that left them bereft of personality

Even a chicken is lovable
If someone will only deign to love it

Pets:
initial cost- taken in as strays
vet bills - unimaginable
ultimate value - priceless
Thank you for your wonderful comment Token - I loved the ending! You are as succinct as ever - which makes you priceless in my book!
Wonderful! Now I think my favorite shot is Lollipop leaving the car (last shot.) As if was the most casual thing in the world - too funny. Oh, chickens. They're cute!

God that has to painful, laying eggs. Never thought of it before. They're large! Thanks Kate!
I totally enjoyed the story of your chickens, and your special "shotgun" relationship with Lollipop. Maybe she was a secret service agent in a former life? ;)

I totally enjoyed the eggs - so tasty! Thank for sharing in their bounty. :)
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