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Kate Mohler

Kate Mohler
Location
Chandler, Arizona, USA
Birthday
May 03
Title
English Instructor
Company
Mesa Community College
Bio
I'm from Minnesota, but have lived in Wisconsin, UP Michigan, Pennsylvania, Washington State, and Alaska. Now Arizona is home. I have a B.A. in English from Bemidji State University in Minnesota (um...go Beavers!) and an M.F.A. in creative writing (Arizona State, '94). I teach English at Mesa Community College in Arizona. Besides teaching, I write, read, bond with my cats Sara and Lucy and Leo, listen to music, tackle home projects, and travel when I can. Love a good roadtrip, but always looking for a reason to fly away. I am about to purchase my first camping equipment.

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MAY 10, 2012 7:19PM

The Gray Area

The semester is finally over: I’ve submitted final grades for a jillion students, I’ve put everything that had anything to do with Spring Semester 2012 away, and I can turn now to my future: gearing up to leave for Minnesota next week, and prepping for my summer classes.… Read full post »

MAY 5, 2012 2:43PM

Not Yet a Hobgoblin

Life has been so surreal lately that I expect a hobgoblin to round the corner at any moment, hand me a bag of McDonald’s food and skitter off to sweep my patio. Or maybe that actually happened.


I know this is because I’m sleep deprived after… Read full post »
APRIL 30, 2012 5:14PM

Broken

Today is Leo’s three-week birthday, the day he’s supposed to cross more milestones: using his litter box instead of me and my t-shirt and a warm Q-tip, eating gruel instead of sucking on a bottle. So many directions and anti-directions are on the Internet and to be… Read full post »

APRIL 26, 2012 12:59PM

Beyond the Gruel


My new kitten Leo is 17 days old today. My mom is 77 years old today. I’ll board a flight in three weeks for Minnesota to see my Mom, leaving Leo behind—Leo, who will then be five weeks and…

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APRIL 23, 2012 11:35AM

Not Yet a Cat

I’m lying in bed at 6 a.m., still trying to get back to sleep after my new kitten’s 4 a.m. feeding. I hear one of my older cats call to me from across the hall, through the closed door of their bedroom: “Mom! Hey!/… Read full post »
APRIL 20, 2012 12:02PM

American Kitten

 

Exhausted after getting up twice every night for ten nights in a row to feed my tiny, starving, penniless and constipated kitten Leo, I call one of my sisters in Minnesota for comic relief.


“Dick Clark died today,” I say, after our usual… Read full post »

APRIL 14, 2012 12:12PM

Walk the Walk


It’s 2 a.m. and my alarm goes off: time to feed the kitten. I get up and zombie-walk to the kitchen, where the light has been on since Easter Sunday, Kitten’s birthday. I need to see what I’m doing every…

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APRIL 10, 2012 8:32AM

Easter Connection

Does anyone remember the Super Bowl of 1996? I do. I was working at Arizona State University, making peanuts teaching our future leaders. I could afford my apartment, gas for my car, and food. If one majorly bad thing had happened during that time—if… Read full post »

APRIL 10, 2012 8:32AM

Easter Connection

Does anyone remember the Super Bowl of 1996? I do. I was working at Arizona State University, making peanuts teaching our future leaders. I could afford my apartment, gas for my car, and food. If one majorly bad thing had happened during that time—if… Read full post »

APRIL 3, 2012 10:11AM

Night Eaters


I have some people over on Saturday night, just by chance. I have gone out with Manfriend for sushi, and when he drops me back at my house with a walk to the door and a hug, I could go inside. But…

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MARCH 30, 2012 4:24PM

Adopt a Pet


One tradition started in our family, by our mother of course, was the Telling of the Birthday Story. “Tell me about the day I was born,” we would beg, in the days before a third or fourth birthday, or—heaven help us—the…

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MARCH 30, 2012 4:07PM

Research Monkey

God has smote me with cystic acne, what can I say? But other than the occasional whopper, my complexion stays clear, so I end up walking around sporting a red clown nose next to my own, and sometimes on my forehead. They grow so large that… Read full post »

MARCH 23, 2012 11:20AM

Better Be Quiet


I’ve been trying to find something funny to write about for days, weeks, months. My dad has been sick for weeks, months, years. I don't want to know how the cycle ends, but he's coming home from the hospital. Today.

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MARCH 16, 2012 11:46AM

Traffic School

Traffic School


A camera has caught me going 67 in a 55 zone, so I must attend Traffic School or pay $223 to the State of Arizona plus take three points on my driving record. I only have to pay $180…

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MARCH 10, 2012 7:58PM

Anniversary

Ten years ago today, I was getting married in a beautiful garden at a fancy resort. Probably at the very moment you’re reading this, I was either saying “I do” or hoping the mockingbird would pipe down or wishing my new step-son would look up or regretting… Read full post »

MARCH 7, 2012 2:57PM

On Being Verklempt


When I was just a child of 21, I became romantically involved with a man who was 18 years old than me. Soon we were living together at his house in the woods, on a lake, in our home state of Minnesota. I knew exactly

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MARCH 4, 2012 2:09PM

Siblings for Barry

I moved into this house six years ago and was still unpacking when the City decided to rip up all the old pipes in my neighborhood and replace them with new ones. Base camp was in my backyard, where city workers would sit on my cinder block… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2012 9:36AM

Easy Writer

I had lunch yesterday with Jim Cervantes, a retired colleague—a poet, teacher, and former English department renegade—who is now pre-diabetic, not the sexiest adjective to add to that list, but hey, we all got somethin’. Jim’s doctor now has him counting carbs, which Jim d… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 26, 2012 8:40PM

My Roofmate

It’s a Sunday, and for many Sundays over many years I would put my grading aside, powder my nose, throw on whatever I’d been wearing the night before and dash out the door so I could drive the ten minutes it took to get from my house to… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 22, 2012 6:06PM

The Right Thing To Do

I know I’m not supposed to be shopping at Walmart. The employees there don’t make squat, they can’t unionize to make more squat, and if you believe in shopping local, you’d have to travel to China to buy most of what Walmart sells…right? I mean, only… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 16, 2012 10:44AM

Guns or Firecrackers?


I’m not one to lose my temper, but I seem to be particularly on edge lately. This could be the result of my new green tea having an aftertaste like manure, or knowing that Arizona is one step closer to…

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FEBRUARY 13, 2012 10:17AM

Damages

Since it’s springtime in Arizona, I went to Home Depot yesterday for some yard and gardening supplies: potting soil, pansies, a gnome. I also needed to make an adult purchase: a wheelbarrow. My dad had told me several years ago that I wouldn’t have the strength… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 10, 2012 8:41AM

The Fourth Little Pig


I live in the house made of dust, as if the three little pigs had an evil brother whose construction efforts the wolf overlooked. After thirty years, my walls and roof have all settled sufficiently to resemble a normal house made of…

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FEBRUARY 3, 2012 5:55PM

The Heat Is On

 An old friend came to visit me yesterday—an unusually cold day in Arizona, not even 70 degrees. We sat in my warm, cozy living room drinking tea, and we would have gossiped, but since she’s in a relationship and I’m not, she has grown kids and I… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 1, 2012 9:32AM

Death By Neti Pot


I stand in front of the bathroom sink, preparing to use my new Neti Pot for the first time. Plugged sinuses have driven me to this madness. I've tried nasal spray, which works, but it leaves my inner face tight and…

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