The latest on WikiLeaks editor-in-chief and alleged Australian Julian Assange.
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Today new accusations
Against Julian Assange.
Have you heard the latest?
The man's a walking bomb!
First he raped some Swedish chicks
In a candy store for nuns.
Then he burned a synagogue
And Hitlered everyone!
Have you heard the latest
On Julian Assange?
America's the greatest,
And that man's a walking bomb!
Late last night he sold some orphans
Guns and drugs and booze.
Then he taught them hacking,
And they rewrote all the news!
Oh, have you heard the latest
On Julian Assange?
America's the greatest,
And that man's a walking bomb!
I heard Julian has dandruff
That is deadliest anthrax.
They say he had a girlfriend once,
But she says he was a terrible, terrible fax.
Have you heard the latest
On Julian Assange?
America's the greatest,
And that man's a walking bomb!
That man's a Jew-hating rapist nun-starving orphan-drugging anthrax dandruff-sloughing bad faxing booooooooomb!
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Michael Fox
Kerry Lauerman
Joan Walsh
Salon.com
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