Kathy Riordan

Kathy Riordan
Location
Florida, United States
Birthday
April 27
Bio
One woman's view of life and the universe. Follow @katriord on Twitter. Some nice people have said some incredibly nice things about me, which I appreciate, including being called "The mayor of Twitter" (@palafo), "The Queen of Twitter" (@lizadonnelly), "One of the funniest women on the planet" (@LATimestot), and "A friend to many" (@BillGatesZune).

OCTOBER 23, 2009 3:08PM

Tell Me If I Was Wrong (Casting a Movie of My Life)

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Some of you will remember that last week I did a fluff post on casting a movie of my own life, with pics of the actors/actresses/celebrities I would choose if casting my immediate and extended family members, and a few other people who've passed through.
 
I did not include in that original post any photographs of the real people involved.  
 
I am putting this post up temporarily to show many of the real people side-by-side with the celebrities I've cast to play them, to see if you think I got the casting right.  (Note: I'm still working on some of them, and have omitted a few others to protect the innocent.)
 
Let me know.
 
 

 

If I ever had to cast a movie of my own life, here's how it would go:

 

 

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James Garner as my dad.  A young James Garner.

 

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A young Deborah Kerr as my mother when she was younger.

 

My sister would say Doris Roberts for my mother as she is older.

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But I would probably say Ellyn Burstyn

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Not just any Ellyn Burstyn, the one on Big Love

 

 

 

 A cleanshaven Dan Abrams to play my brother

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with really natty clothes.

 

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Melissa Sue Anderson would be a ringer for sister #1 when she was younger.

 

Jennifer Grey to play sister #2. 

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No, not that Jennifer Grey.   

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And not this one, either.

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This one.  Shauna.  The one who was Ferris' sister and got smart with Charlie Sheen. 


(taking a little John Hughes break here with one of my favorite scenes in the movie) 
 
 

 

Sister #3 is easy, Melissa Gilbert.

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Half-Pint was a ringer.  Convenient two of my sisters  come from Little House.

 

 

Baby sister, sister #4,  is also easy.

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Marlee Matlin in Children of a Lesser God.  

 

 

My paternal grandfather is a combination of

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and

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Willie Nelson and Justin Wilson.  Hoo-eeeee.  Pass the Tabasco.

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Grandma would be a young Bea Arthur.

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For my maternal grandfather?  Carroll O'Connor.

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The one from Return to Me, not All in the Family.

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My maternal grandmother?

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Jean Stapleton, but not the one from All in the Family.  Add glasses.

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Meryl Streep is a ringer for my Aunt Esther.

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There's a lot of family resemblance there.

(need to find a picture of my Aunt Esther) 

 

Assorted relatives.  A sister-in-law.

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Susan Sarandon. 

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A daughter-in-law

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Diane Keaton.  Without the glasses.  

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A couple of people from my past

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Ralph Fiennes.

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 Daryl Hall and John Oates.

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Yes.  Both of them.  Not at the same time. 

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Uh-huh.

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That Roger Moore. 

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I have lots of gorgeous grandchildren.  One of them is a ringer for

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 Josh Hartnett.  Gotta shave his head now, though, since he's in the Army.

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Another is a ringer for

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Reese Witherspoon.  Legally Blonde vintage.  Smart and social. 

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My other granddaughter

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Lisa Kudrow.  But not the one on Friends. 

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This was one of my grandsons when he was younger.

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Thomas Sangster, the endearing little boy in Love Actually.

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In recent years he looked a little more like

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a young Bjorn Borg, especially when he had long hair.

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Nick Simmons has his brother down pat.

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I have another grandson who easily could have been, when younger,

 
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I'd have to think about the rest of them.  The above are easy.

 

 

My husband would have to be

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the great Patrick Stewart. 

 

and to play my adorable dog, Sweetie

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champion Billy the Havanese. 

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And, finally . . . .me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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the Toothpaste for Dinner guy.

 

 

But hey, probably since most of these people aren't available, we'd just have to go with the originals. 

That's my life, cast as a movie, in a nutshell.  How would you cast yours? 

 

 

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Wow! Quite impressive!
What a beautiful family -I think you made perfect picks, except for yours. I'll have to keep my eye for a good pick for you. I'm sure someone will come up with one.
How would I cast my relatives? Probably the Munsters.

Rated
I liked this last week but I love it now! Great pics and great picks!
Rated.
I can tell you had fun with this! :)
Wow - you are really good at this! It's almost a little eerie how spot on you are with your choices...
I got mixed up between the movie stars and your family---couldn't tell the difference!
You do not have grandchildren. Not possible.
I think you did a great job. The facial features are remarkably similar.

Monte
I wouldn't know where to start with mine, but you did a great job. Looks like you had fun too!
I think if you crossed the cast of "The Royal Tennenbaums" with the cast of "The Ice Storm," add in the Jean Stapleton character from "You've Got Mail" as my grandmother, and mix in a grab-big of folks as my cousins, and you're probably there.

Yup; we're an odd bunch.
Now that you put this way, I definitely go with the real life cast.
Great collage.

Rated.
This is fun!
Ralph Fiennes?!? You're killing me!
Captain Picard as your husband? I'm dead!!!
You got some nice looking family members. :D
Wow, you do have a great looking family. I thought last week was wish-full thinking, but you nailed them!~
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Too fun Cathy! Great work...Dan Abrams, James Garner, and Nick Simmons - dead ringers! (Rated).
Isn't it borderline creepy that I found photos for the real people that mirrored some of these celeb photos? Like the Reese Witherspoon one, for example. What are the chances I'd find one of my granddaughter in the same black strapless dress? Or that I'd find my grandson in a brown t-shirt like Nick Simmons? Moderately bizarre, I'd say.
Dead ringers all! I loved this, it's really cool. Of course now you're going to have to follow it all up with the screenplay: a dash of Ellyn Burstyn here, a soupcon of Caroll O'Connor there. Looking forward to it, Kathy.

PS: Your entire family is just beautiful.

(as were your boyfriends, tsk tsk)

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You have a lovely family. Great choices. But who would cast for Freaky Troll?
Trudge, I think the perfect person to play Miss Freaqui is this fetching actress, who knows pink is the new black.
I am impressed, what a Hollywood production, wow!
amazing! can't wait till it comes out on dvd!
This is fun. Still working on finding a good pic of my maternal grandfather, so it's a work in progress. Thanks to those of you who stopped in to see the follow-up. Will update as I get more pics.
Amazing resemblance. You've got one good-looking family! (By the way, in my movie, Stewie plays me.)
Rated because this is so dang fun. And life should be more fun!!!!
Bumping this back up now that I have my grandparents done, for anyone who didn't see it earlier.