I need me some Mormon muffins with the bakers serving. ~R~

Proof, I want proof that these are actual Mormons!

She's either burning the crap out of her right hand or her left hand is sweating like crazy. The lack of realism makes me question whether she's a Mormon at all. Unless Mormons have the asbestos right hand thing.

Those are some good look'n muffins! All eight of them!

In case you missed it, this is a companion piece to the controversial "Men on a Mission" calendar that raised so many, uh, eyebrows last year.

Think you've got what it takes? You, too, can be a Hot Mormon Muffin. They're currently auditioning for the 2011 calendar. Freaky would be a natural.

Well, um, OK...

I'll take a baker's dozen.

Rated

She looks like she's having a really hard time getting those muffins to come out of the pan -- she's expending so much effort she's panting!

Am I the only one who thinks it looks as if they photeshopped a youthful face onto an older body?

Mormon erotica is hot, hot, hot.
The muffins, not so much.

you know they took the pic with her laying down

Something weird about this.

this is disturbing. . .

That top makes it pretty clear that she's not wearing temple garments.

It's no wonder they practice Serial Monogamy!

as our 'hot moron muffins' calendars languish unbought.

"Mormon" and "vintage" don't really go together, do they?

Show me the magic underwear!

Why does this remind me of Tom Delay dancing? Interesting

I want to know the chain of events leading to your discovery of THIS website.

Yucky.

Hi all. Making another spontaneous 2000-mile roadtrip, so only dropping in occasionally when I'm not driving.

Chuck, try the Lion House next time you're in SLC.

mypsyche, indeed. Word is not deed.

Frank, I have it on good authority the asbestos right hand thing is genetic. Skipped my generation.

Rod, I only count six. . .wait a tic.

CB50, um. . .

Harvey, you and Brigham.

Jeanette, they're supposed to come out?

Bluesurly, you can meet the Mormon Muffins at the website.

Nick, we'll take your word for it.

hh312, I hope so.

Buffy, I just want to know what motherhood tastes like.

Karin, who wears a swimsuit with pearls, anyway?

Leanndra, shhhhhhhhh. . .

Monsieur, indeed. In very deed.

squirrel, ba dumb dumb.

Steve, so true.

ONL, new ones are magic optional.

Reiko, my eyes! my eyes!

skeletnwmn, uhhhhhh. . .

I was right next to (in the middle @ 7:00, and @ 6:59 was Old Style Coyote,
and You were @ 7:01 on the Front Feed. Weird folk on the Feed! Great!
I take
a muffin:`
Oh Yes, O, Ah!
~
'Sweet & Low'

Thank you for making my day. Where are the straw undergarments?

Those muffins are hawt!!

They would be kind of cute, if they all didn't look so vapid.