Kathy Riordan

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DECEMBER 26, 2009 5:41PM

Counting Down the Best Posts of the Year on Open Salon 2009

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The treasure chest of talent that is Open Salon makes challenging any request to compile a list of bests, especially when limiting it to five or ten.  

Stephen McGuire's homespun wisdom was too good to miss this year, as was his Tales from the Mines: The Carnival Ride from Hell.  bbd's Lonely Dawn Shots demonstrated the brilliance of his vision.   Gary Justis broke the Devil's hold and brought us images of Saint Nick and Victoriana blue.  LuluandPhoebe's Saint Agnes of MIT enlightened and entertained.  Rutilus Extraho crystallized the healthcare debate climbing Throwdown Mountain.  Saturn Smith riffed on politics and brought us The Greatest Hat in the History of Mankind.  Alan Nothnagle educated us from Berlin.  Sally Swift gave us an unforgettable memory of 9/11.  Lea Lane took us around the world.   john blumenthal held court with stories of Hollywood, Groucho Marx and Ernest Hemingway.  iamsurly hand delivered treasured family recipes and views from a witty perch.  BuffyW gripped us with her double loss.  JK Brady took us to the other side of a revealing separation.  Bob Eckstein brought us Snowman 101.  Steven Axelrod transported us to the front lines of caretaking in The Homecare Diaries.  tequillaanddonuts let us tag along on weekly Mom's Days with her colorful mother, Betty, including meeting New Rad Friends and Shopping for God.   

CarolinaBlue50 left us much too soon, but he gave us Doc Ford's Florida. 

There was poignant personal narrative, biting social commentary, insightful news and reviews, entertaining forays into food and cutting-edge cartoons, everything from politics to popular culture in poetry and prose.

 

Here are ten of the best of the best of Open Salon from 2009. 

 

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  User picture.  Homer Langley - The Present Tense of the Manhattan Bridge 

Homer Langley is a combat war veteran dealing with a life where post-traumatic stress disorder is a focal reality.  He does so with stunning, cutting prose, a life sharper in contrasts.  The Harvest took us to Lewiston, Idaho, pea pods in a hopper, reflections on a VA center, and the brilliant Soaring Glimpses of a Boy in Love to the intimate interiors of a relationship.  In this piece, Homer brings us to the Manhattan Bridge, thirty years in a foxhole.

"The Manhattan Bridge comes and the N line goes above ground over the East River.  I feel the warmth on my eyelids.  I’m flying.  I let the sunshine fall on me.  I am here, I think.  I let the city carry me, these people, this car, these rails, this river." 

(Note:  After this 'Best Posts' article was written, Homer Langley published an equally powerful piece, Home Fires, a dance of burning marriage manuals and a Valencian bullfight, exceptional writing, highly recommended.)

 

 

User picture.  Sandra Stephens - Dreaming of Home   

Sandra Stephens is a California writer who pulls minutae from the interior of life into lush, dreamy strings of consciousness.  The timely and poignant Dot Love, Dot Gone, a revelation of death and Rolodexes, and Goodbye My Love, Hello My Friend, beautifully penned to an ex, were two of the best pieces written on Open Salon this year.  This spare and simple piece is brilliant in its economy,  the creation of a dream telephone call from her mother about her estranged father, and the meaning of home.

"I wake with the word home on my lips and the sound of the phone ringing. I open my eyes and the tears that were stealthily collecting there slowly retreat to their home, which is - and has always been - the place where he lives."  

 

 

 

  Steve Blevins - In Search of a Cliché  

Dr. Steve Blevins teaches medicine at the University of Oklahoma.  A keen observer and interpreter of life with a highly evolved sense of humor, he blogs on everything from freaquifatalities to French culture.  One of the best personal narratives of the year was his A World No Less Sublime, a remarkable perspective on doctor as patient.  In this piece, he pulls out all the stops.

"I'm a sophisticated writer, so I avoid clichés like the plague. For all intents and purposes, clichés go hand-in-hand with a lazy mind. Fortunately, most are as plain as the nose on your face and therefore easy to avoid." 

 

 

 
 
Notorious Houston blogger and Twitterer 'the bloggess' made a splash landing at Open Salon in late October with her inaugural post, Why Joan Walsh should get a restraining order against me, which appropriately drew praise from the Open Salon community and even an endorsement from Joan Walsh.  It was a recent pre-Christmas post, however, one that might have otherwise been lost in a holiday fog, which showed a remarkable clarity of vision.
 
"What I found though is that my favorite pictures from the day were the ones with her in them, even though at the time I thought she was a bit in the way. I wonder when that changes? When do I become the bother to her? When does she wait impatiently for me to step back out of the frame so that she can take her shot?" 
 
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 the squirrel - ME and HER.  

the squirrel is a North Chicago restaurateur and new dad who monologues with great humor about both, a hip Ralph Kramden with Wife-asaurus and their recent addition, Pokey.   Were we looking for his joint?  Clues marked the spot.  Did he want to chuck it all and go elsewhere?  I Could Leave Here, You Know explored that possibility.   Taking a dramatic turn from his Honeymooner humor in this piece, he poignantly illustrates how the economy hits where it hurts when he has to unemploy an employee at the restaurant.

"(She stares out the window, and I hate myself. Jimmy says it’s not us, it’s what the situation makes us do from time to time. Still. I hate myself and it’s barely lunch.)

HER. This sucks. This really sucks. I wasn't expecting this.

ME. Hey. Are you hungry? You want something to eat? Have something to eat. Tell Nando what you wanna eat.

HER. I think I’m just gonna go.

ME. You sure? Cause …

HER. I’ll see you Saturday.

ME. Yeah, okay. Make it five, though.

HER. Not five-thirty?

ME. No. Five.

HER. That’s a pity half-hour if ever there was one."

 

 

 Writer to the Stars - Like a lotus on the Ganges... 

Writer to the Stars is a Dallas freelance writer married to a photographer who aptly describes how their roof fell in when he was struck down by stroke.  Here she takes readers floating down the Ganges, making uneasy peace with fate.

 "Then she hangs up, thinking how everyone operates from movies they run in their heads, some of them over and over like a 7 minute porno loop. Maybe her friend thinks that it would be irredeemably horrible if her husband had a monstrous, disabling stroke. And maybe it would be, but maybe it wouldn't be horrible every minute of every day. This isn't some personal chirpy belief, like trusting there were good days even at Dachau--there weren't--but the girl's situation is a long way from that." 

 

 

 

 Frank Indiana - Damaged Goods  

One could easily take Indianapolis writer Frank Indiana's So It Was Cancer series (now up to Part 25) as a whole as one of the best things written on Open Salon this year, but it was this late poetic offering which brought it all home.

 

"I want to hear

what cracked your windshield and what

the radio played when you were lonesome

 

and how you got here; I found no shortcuts,

just forty-odd years of potholes and streets

snarled in stop-and-go, and I arrived

 

only just now, minutes behind you,

bleary and stiff-legged, hauling a vanload

of books and cadavers." 

 

 

 liza Donnelly - Leading Qualifications  

liza Donnelly, a celebrated New Yorker cartoonist married to another celebrated New Yorker cartoonist, Michael Maslin,  offers up regular drawings which are timely, witty and certain to delight.  She hit many of the high and low notes of 2009, including the economic crisis and Twitter, but it's this one I've nicknamed "The Little Prince" that I find most charming, a shadow of North Korean ascension.

 

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  D Art (the artist formerly known as Duaneart) - Eight Colors - A Graphic Short Story 

The artist formerly known as Duaneart, now D Art, is a Jersey genius with digital means.  In this piece, he sweeps the canvas to paint a short story about Viktor, a reluctant prodigy.

 

"When they arrived at the apartment door, Ray made a big show of looking for the correct key on a big chain of keys.  He picked one, stuck it in the lock and twisted. “Hey, he ain’t retarded or nothin’, is he?”  

“Of course not.  He…” At that moment the lock clicked, the door open and they gasped as the inside of the top floor apartment came into view.  Every inch of wall space was covered with sheets of exquisite watercolor paintings roughly taped to the walls.  The apartment was completely empty except for the paintings and a thin metal case on the floor.

“He’s gone.  There use to be furniture and shelves and books and…”  Ray trailed off as he watched Janice wander around looking at the paintings.  “How did he get all that stuff outta here?”

"Janice moved around slowly and spoke softly to herself. “Gainsborough.  Turner.  Homer.  Butler.  Klee.”

“What?”

“It’s as if he is teaching himself to paint in watercolor by copying the greatest watercolorists.”  She looked at each one individually as Ray watched her from the doorway. 

"She bent down and picked up the slim metal case.  She flipped it open to reveal a simple 8-color watercolor set and a sable brush.  Each color pan was almost empty and dried up.  “Eight colors.  He uses eight colors, now.” 

 

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  Monsieur Chariot - Love, Destiny and Other Appointments

Monsieur Chariot is a monocled gentleman of distinction in the City of Angels who lushly drapes a cosmopolitan world with his ink-dipped quill.   This tale is one of sequined sirens, Limoges, and an unforgettable pink leopard print chiffon scarf.

"The California dawn's first blush razored through heavy velvet draperies into the cloistral bedchamber. Surgical light glinted across Victorian soda lime glass vases and walnut appointments, pricking my slumber like a physician's cannula. Where was I? Ah yes: in that very bower of romantic dissipitude, my tiny, state-of-the-art bachelor apartments in Old Hollywood!"

 

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My vote for Best Post of the Year on Open Salon 2009:

 

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Homer Langley        Homer Langley - Home Fires

 

This was a late entry into the field, posted December 27, 2009, but has absolutely everything--fiery prose, economy of words, appeal to all the senses, fire, death, marriage, war, and a bullfight.  It is personal narrative, politics, news, current events, social issues, travel, entertainment and even food in one post.  It is poetry, it is prose; it is non-fiction, it is short story.  It is a recipe.  The only thing it is not is photo essay, and it might as well be.

Note the contrast in Homer's  word choices as the sections of narrative progress.  In the first section, he uses several monosyllabic words:  catch, stick, match, fire, cold, burn , go, ash, sky, pot, light, spread.

In the second, he uses polysyllabic words that are forward-charging:  information, aggression, matadors, picadores,  

By the end of the piece, they are dancing.  It is pure poetry, color, light, sound, pain, heat, life and death. 

This is personal narrative masterpiece.  

 

 

Please see also:

Steven Axelrod - OS Best of 09 

bbd - enormous talent: my favorite blogs of 2009 

Jodi Kasten - Jodi's Top 10 Favorite Blog Posts of 2009 

LuluandPhoebe - L&P's Picks: A Few of Our Favorite Things 

Stellaa - Reading Open Salon, 2009 

tequilaanddonuts - Survey says: Mom's picks 

Con Chapman - The 1st Annual Potter Stewart OS Works of Distinction Awards 

Sally Swift - Top 10 ' Personal' Posts of 2009, "Sally's Choice

Sandra Stephens -  My Year End Best Of 

marytkelly - Mary T. Kelly's Top 10 List for 2009 

madtypist - Favorite OS Posts of 2009 

 

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Great selections and wonderful presentation. Thanks.
I said this on another "best of" but I think the editors need a readers choice front page.
Thank you so much, Kathy. This is an honor -- and a treat! I'm so glad you remembered bloggess's stunning inaugural post. As for M. Chariot, well, he's the reigning monarch; his velvetine form, indelible. If you have not already read his "Bombarded by the Booty" from August 21, 2008, please do. I've read it three times, and will read it again. Happy Holidays!
these are some of my personal favorites too. I'm glad to see them here.
Great selections that show the true artistry that exists here at OS. Thank you for posting this.
Who let the harpies in?
Outstanding choices . . . just outstanding. Standing ovation for all!
Surely some of the best!
This is great - as a newbie it gives me a great way to dig into writers I might not otherwise have discovered. Having already "discovered" Frank Indiana and become totally and excessively enthralled, I know that you have good taste and will not lead me astray.
Wonderful--and I have time to read this week!
Great job, Kathy! And thank you for including me :)
Great list, Kathy. Thanks for doing this!
I admire you and your choices. Were you asked to do this?
Terrific selections, Kathy. That passage from TheBloggess' piece makes me want to cry, it's so lovely.
As a relative newbie (three weeks) I really appreciate this compilation. Some reading ahead. Thanks for this, Kathy.
what a great idea and a great execution on your part. I do respect your opinion and will check out the ones on this list i have missed.
Thanks for sharing these!
Thanks, Kathy. I am humbled and honored to be on your list.
Oh my dear Mlle Riordan! I am terribly flattered that you would include my tiny personal reminiscence in your clever selection. I must say I'm rather intimidated by this wonderful company. All the best to you in 2010, my dear Mlle Riordan!
Thank you Kathy for the shout out. I do appreciate it, and Mom will be thrilled.
thanks, Kathy! Added to my reading list.
I know how hard it is to do one of these lists and yours is excellent and full of thought and consideration. Great choices...you and I have some similar taste!
It's very humbling to be included in your list, and I thank you.

Many of your writers are ones I read, and there are many more I know you could name as could any one of us. There is so much to be read and acknowledged it is difficult to do, but your selections are not to be missed.
Great picks, Kathy!
I plan on spending the upcoming weekend holed up & catching up on some reading...
Kathy, thank you for including my post. I'm very honored and pretty humbled to be included. However my eyes nearly bleed when I think of all the reading, thinking, and re-reading you had to do in selecting these posts. It's a treasure for the rest of us, of course, particularly those (like me, say) who lean heavily on trailblazers who will generously point the various scenic views. Thank you for doing far more than your share and sharing with us.
Wonderful list. I think I've actually missed a couple of those.
Homer is outstanding. Just outstanding.

You mentioned some great writers here, Kathy.

Thanks.
Great list. Nice to see Homer getting the attention he deserves. Will check out the many pieces I've missed. Looks like its going to be a busy "catch up" day. Thanks, Kathy!
late to the party, as usual, but thanks. i'm flattered beyond belief.