If Snoopy wrote erotica.
It was a dark and stormy night. Dark. Stormy. Dark and stormy.
Everything was moist in anticipation. Anticipation of what was to come. What was. To come.
Everything.
It was.
The curtains parted and ruffled in the wind, the wind that blew in from outside. Blew. Blew in. Blowing.
Curtains in the wind.
Soon, he would be here. Soon, he would be coming. Soon.
Curtains were blowing. The wind was blowing.
It was a dark and stormy night.
Everything was moist.
Everything.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. Hung. Stockings. Hung with care.
The stockings.
It was a dark and stormy night. Soon, he would be here.
Soon, he would be coming.
(Snoopy and the Peanuts comic strip and characters are the creations of the late Charles M. Schulz, under the licensing of United Features Syndicate.)
(The phrase, "It was a dark and stormy night," was first penned publicly by Sir Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, the 1st Baron Lytton, in 1830, as the opening lines of his novel, Paul Clifford. Schulz co-opted those lines for Snoopy's use in the comic strip Peanuts.)
The Last Time I Felt Like This by Johnny Mathis
The Best of Johnny Mathis (1975-1980) - 1984 - 2:58
Not to be confused with Snoop:
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Comments
**hoping**
-R-
kitd, be more worried about Santa.
kateasley, I don't know about trends. Could be Trojan socks. Or Trojan warriors. Or just something hung.
Fetlock, trust me to push the envelope.
mhold, everything ultimately is.
Miss Cindy, *claps hands* This is a teachable piece, which could even be taken into a classroom. Well, maybe.
David, I was inspired. Can't say exactly what inspired me, but I'll happily give you credit.
O'R, perfect. So right.
greenheron, I take that as a compliment, and I thank you. And my dog thanks you.
wschanz, I love that image. Better that than the Great Pumpkin.
Amy, I hadn't considered that. Have a little Jane Olivor in the meantime.
Linnnn, it so is.
LadyMiko, we live to serve.
(Always thought she was a little cranky)
Charlie Brown
Is in.
The last line of the poem is MUCH too close to the graphic under it.....
^R^+
snarky, don't even get me started about the Bradys.
Sparking, Lucy's too easy a target, really. Now Linus is more complicated.
Catherine, oy. So true.
blue, happy to oblige. I know how important those chuckles are.
Beth, takes one to know one, Miss Tawdry.
ladyslipper, ha. Hopefully still only a nickel; that's about all we can spring for this morning besides a cup of coffee.
o'stephanie, thank you. I like it. Almost as much as Visa. Wait, more.
CC, thank you.
sweetfeet, if you removed the top line from above the first graphic, you could actually read it to them. But they'd probably still wonder why you were laughing.
APM, oh that has all sorts of possibilities, doesn't it?
skypixieO, you'll never see Peanuts the same way again.
DandyLion, that's a good thing. Got you to comment.
DearReader, for Buttons, see the bottom of the post. Pushed.
Caroline, glad you liked it. Thanks for stopping.
Matt, if you say Snoop, and DearReader says Buttons, only one thing can happen. Scroll to the bottom.
Patrick, thank you. I appreciated your kind words.
Joan, it is a little off-center, isn't it? I like that. It can be suitable for work, though, and for children if you remove the top line.
Jonathan, glad you're smiling. Thank you.
Mark, something for everyone. Johnny Mathis and Jane Olivor for that crowd, Snoop and Nicole for the rest, and well, Snoopy and Woodstock for everyone else. The music and video were afterthoughts to accommodate everyone.
Cathy, glad you liked it.
B., as long as your husband isn't in it.
Foolish Monkey, I wondered if you knew we both did "It was a dark and stormy. . ." Since my post, there's actually an open call for it.
(R)ated because I am tracking down that verdamnt beagle flying ace!