1.  As evidenced by the lateness of this post, I am a horrible procrastinator.

2.  I have Lyme Disease.

3.  We have been trying for a year and a half to get pregnant.  

4.  If I happen upon a crooked frame hanging on the wall, I HAVE TO fix it.  Even if I close my eyes, I am taunted by a crooked frame.

5.  If I am ever in your house and you have the toilet paper hung the wrong way, I will switch it.  I'm not kidding, I did this in the house of a very famous movie director.  (PS - the right way is with the paper coming over the top.  The only possible excuse to hang it the other way is the presence of a frisky feline)

6.  My father is an alcoholic.  So is my uncle and so was my grandma.  I, thankfully, am not.

7.   I never even graduated from community college.

8.  I almost joined the army once.  I am eternally gratefully for the one voice of common sense at the MEPS center who told me the army probably wasn't for me.  

9.  I've been to Sturgis on a Harley.

10.  If I could, I'd spend every day in my huge (imaginary) garden growing every fruit and vegetable possible.  

11.   I ride a folding bike.

12.  I lost a bunch of weight and gained it all back.  Ugh!

13.  I used to work right next to CBGB.

14.  I drove from Seattle to NYC in a U-Haul that overheated in Billings, MT and then the starter died 1 1/2 miles from Manhattan.   

15.  I have a 17-year-old cat who was diagnosed with kidney failure a year ago and thanks to some miracle drugs is still with us.  

16.  I started a fight with an army guy in a bar.  

17.  I threw a different guy out of a bar once.  Last thing the drunk idiot saw was a chick throwing his ass out.

18.   My greatest Scrabble turn resulted in 110 points.

19.  I lived in a commune for the first 2 months of my life.

20.  I love bugs.

21.  I make the best damn pie crust ever.  

22.  My first husband killed himself.

23.  I have 6 tattoos.

24.  I took the 1000 point purity test and scored a 47 % pure.  

25.  I sometimes think I have freaky empathic powers.