Thanks OE! I don't have time to do anything these days (haven't eaten yet today and it's 8:30) but this I can handle.
#1. I can do tricks on my bike
#2. I'm related by marriage to an inventor, a judge, and a pornographer.
#3. I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Kinda obvious, I guess.


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JC - Well, I do yoga so.....
I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot, too.
I'll have to choose number 1 as the lie.
I can do #3--it's not difficult.
It's #1. I do indeed ride a bike to commute and my friend Julie does amazing bike tricks and has been in a few movies doing them. My biggest trick is folding the thing up at the end of the day but technically, I'm off it by then.
#2 is in fact true. The inventor is no longer alive but was a great contributor to food preservation today and his company still exists in grocery stores everywhere. The judge was on a state supreme court (there was a congressman in there too). The pornographer is still around but retired. He had the longest-running porn "talent" agency. (late 60's until 2004-ish) My brother-in-law saw a porn one day in which his aunt was an "extra" in the background (clothed) but it freaked him out so much he was afraid to watch porn for a while.
#3 - Had I gotten a more girlie drink at the NYC anniversary party, I would have been able to do the cherry thing.
Love you all! Off to work I go.