katina choovanski

katina choovanski
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City-dwelling, country-raised, joyfully car-free, liberal plant nerd who would rather be in school for the rest of eternity. I'm not a writer by any means so I feel a bit small here on OS. I have no dreams of being published or changing the world with my writing but I do enjoy it.

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APRIL 30, 2009 8:41PM

OESheepdog's open call - 2 n' 1

Rate: 9 Flag

Thanks OE!  I don't have time to do anything these days (haven't eaten yet today and it's 8:30) but this I can handle.

 

 

#1.   I can do tricks on my bike

 

#2.   I'm related by marriage to an inventor, a judge, and a pornographer.

 

#3.   I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

 

Kinda obvious, I guess.

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obviously you cannot do tricks on bikes!

(#3?)
#2 seems a stretch?
Trig - are you saying "I" can't do the tricks or that the tricks themselves cannot be done?

JC - Well, I do yoga so.....
you did a great job because i'm very confused. i'd have to see your tongue first. :) i'm guessing 2 but i have no idea. love love love
#1 is the lie. I don't know how, but I just know.
"1 is the odd one out---so I go with that. .
#3 is the lie because you have never tried to do it. I bet you could do it if you attacked it linguaistically.
1!!

I can tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot, too.
hmmm. all seem possible. I'll go with #1.
I've known some women of the night but not one of them did their tricks on a bike.

I'll have to choose number 1 as the lie.
I think it is numba 3.. Everybody has at least one pornographer in their family tree.... right?
It's 1. You probably don't even ride a bike--or can't (I know 2 people who can't--and you will be the third.)

I can do #3--it's not difficult.
I'm going with door #2 because I have a sense you are one tricky chick.
OK, if I don't post the answers now, I'll never get around to it.

It's #1. I do indeed ride a bike to commute and my friend Julie does amazing bike tricks and has been in a few movies doing them. My biggest trick is folding the thing up at the end of the day but technically, I'm off it by then.

#2 is in fact true. The inventor is no longer alive but was a great contributor to food preservation today and his company still exists in grocery stores everywhere. The judge was on a state supreme court (there was a congressman in there too). The pornographer is still around but retired. He had the longest-running porn "talent" agency. (late 60's until 2004-ish) My brother-in-law saw a porn one day in which his aunt was an "extra" in the background (clothed) but it freaked him out so much he was afraid to watch porn for a while.

#3 - Had I gotten a more girlie drink at the NYC anniversary party, I would have been able to do the cherry thing.

Love you all! Off to work I go.
I met you and know how clever you are... very technically adept. But I don't believe you have a bike, so... I'll go with #1, just to see if I win anything by being contrarian... (was that you on that show "Twin Peaks" a few years ago? I knew you looked familiar...).
Are you ever coming back?