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Horse Paradise
Here's a bittersweet cabaret number that dramatizes Willie the Racehorse's last moments with his owner, who must shoot the injured horse. I performed this for an audience once and was surprised to find that it wasn't funny.
Apple Cider Vinegar
With the colder months fast approaching, this bittersweet
seasonal treat is guaranteed to warm your gums and fend off the
wintry nip. Apple Cider Vinegar is also a trusted home remedy
for wart and mole removal. For this treatment, you need the
following:
1) Apple cider vinegar
2) Cotton… Read full post »
Recipe: Southern Salmon Patties
Growing up on the Gulf Coast, I spent a lot of time fishing with my uncle in lakes, streams, and--until Hurricane Erin destroyed it--off of the Pensacola Bay Bridge. In that time I developed a real affection for Southern fish entrees (don't get me started on fried catfish). … Read full post »
"Have Another?" (PART 3, gumshoe diary)
"YOU STUPID FUCKIN' ANIMAL!! RUN
TO THE FUCKIN' BATHROOM!"
"Have Another?" Part 3
I knew it'd be a while before I could set foot in Mick's bar again, and the thought of it was already bringing me down. I missed Mick and his fat face.
I'd planned on doing… Read full post »
"Have Another?" PART TWO (gumshoe diary)
"CEO FOUND DEAD IN SPACIOUS 5th AVENUE APARTMENT,
AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY, NO PETS PLEASE"
I read the article in disbelief. Why had the D.A. closed
this case only two hours after the body was discovered? And
why would anyone want to murder a billionaire?
PART TWO:
"…And the… Read full post »
NICE PUNS, TOOTS (Part 3, from the Gumshoe Diary)
PART 3: THE EPITAPH
Seduced by this fantasy, I set to work on what would be my final communication with the living world. The only problem: what the hell was I going to say?
God knows I'm no… Read full post »
Country of Mine (an oligarch's lament)
Lyrics to a song I wrote for a musical adaptation of Born Yesterday:
Wash. DC, 1939. Harry Brock is just a regular steel tycoon trying to find a Congressman to buy. This has proven to be much harder than he anticipated, as the leadership in DC is catering to the… Read full post »
NICE PUNS, TOOTS (Part 2, from the Gumshoe Diary)
I had taken a bullet to the groin.
"How ironic," I mumbled in my typically non-committal way. I was never sure about the meaning of that word, and yet for some awful reason I tended to use it every chance… Read full post »
ZERO (from Here's a Town, a depressing musical comedy)
NICE PUNS, TOOTS (Gumshoe diary)
It was a gorgeous Autumn afternoon, and this do-gooder decided to treat himself to a day off. For today at least, the jilted lovers and young widows in this town would have to find another shoulder to snot on. I was feeling good. I smiled at the shady street merchants: the… Read full post »
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