I was taught to read English when I was four.  I read at an advanced level as a child and my reading was in no way censored. I remember when I was 6 or so I saw my first disabled person, a child like myself.  Since humor was my most valuable/… Read full post »

In these troubled times I was overjoyed to open my Sunday “Parade magazine” and see the answer to America’s prayers for economic recovery:

No more worries indeed!  Hallelujah!  (I hope Carolyn is having that safe delivered to the back door there in Perry Town, cau… Read full post »

I remember that night in February, 1997 when my son Caleb and I were watching the TV news.  That’s when they announced that CHILD RAPIST Mary Kay Letourneau, a 35 years-old school teacher, had raped little Vili Fualaau, who had just turned 13!!!  I’m a proud parent and if anyone… Read full post »

Capitol records released their 3^rd Beatles album on July 20,

1964.  

Noah was 13 years old at the time and owned a handful of singles, Elvis Presley’s first album, and "Meet the Beatles".  He would play these vinyls on the old man’s Magnavox console –/… Read full post »

“You’ve got to fight ... for your right ...to par-tay” –  Beastie Boys, 1986

The first was through the common law system, employing precedents phil… Read full post »

Let’s stop and honor fallen Drone Z3-400823B, shot down outside Fajullah.  Z3 liked collecting C-3PO and R2D2 figurines, playing Ms. Pac-Man, and watching “Robocop.”  Z3 had a lifelong interest in artificial intelligence and leaves behind a Reaper drone… Read full post »

In "The Last Days of the President: LBJ in retirement" (Atlantic Monthly, July 1973)  Leo Janos attributed the following quotes to Lyndon Johnson, architect of the War on Poverty and Medicare.

Trickle Down Economics:

"When I took over the presidency, Jack Kennedy had left me a stock market of 711… Read full post »

I hope he gets repeatedly raped by a convict named Bubba for the rest of his life sentence!

Strangely, tolerance of rape is a sexist, anti-social attitude until you get to the subject of prison.  Jokes about male-on-female rape are taboo in this age, but male-on-male rape in prison is a… Read full post »

Ever since the lovely Regina approached me here on OS things have really been heating up!  I must be lucky in love because she's gonna make me rich as well!  Here's a copy of my latest e-mail back to her:

 My beloved Regina,

I was thrilled to get… Read full post »

Well Regina, who liked my blog here on OS, wrote me back and now IT IS ON!!!  I wrote this back to her (a lesson for some of you in the "art" of smooth, I'm sure):

My dearest Regina;

I am so happy to receive your reply to my e-mail… Read full post »

It hasn’t been easy being a wise Latina trapped in a white guy’s body.  My father was a typical abusive drunken Irish alderman and my mother was a wise German – clean your room and strudel and schnitzel, clean your room and strudel and schnitzel.  But from the very beginni… Read full post »

AP – Rev. Mal  Bluntounce, noted white community leader, spoke at a brief press conference this morning, outlining the white community’s response to the services for Michael Jackson:

 “We of the white community wish to join with others in mourning the passing of Mr. Jacks… Read full post »

It hasn’t been easy “Bein’ Green” for Kermit the Frog, showbiz veteran for 54 years, who is poised to return to the public spotlight at Seattle’s Experience Music Project through August 16^th.  His initial brush with public disapproval was his stand along with Jane F… Read full post »

 WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

 www.whiteguyssuck.com>My hatred is righteous and www.whitemensuck.com>justified

I love Big Sister.

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