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MY RECENT POSTS
- Season's Greetings
December 16, 2011 01:58PM - IS THIS WHY I SHOULD BUY MY
SOFA IN ENGLAND??
November 15, 2011 01:13PM - PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE
July 08, 2011 08:04PM - THIS IS EPIC ... (bi-winning)
March 10, 2011 02:46PM - MY OLD MAN
February 23, 2011 02:57PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Back in the 80's one of
my coworkers who resembled
Roseanne
Barr took her 12
year…”
January 18, 2012 04:53PM - “If you mouth the word
"colorful" it looks like
you're saying
I love
you…”
January 18, 2012 04:47PM - “John Mellencamp said
something to the effect of -
Rock stars
used to come from
th…”
January 18, 2012 04:36PM - “I saw her on joy behar's
show. Kind of a yawn
then.”
December 16, 2011 09:45PM - “Some will find
opportunities with Halliburton
at home, and in
the police,
prison…”
December 16, 2011 02:38PM
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IS THIS WHY I SHOULD BUY MY SOFA IN ENGLAND??
THIS IS EPIC ... (bi-winning)
IN DA CLUB - PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YO! Read full post »
WORDS OF WISDOM
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Experience is the thing you have left when… Read full post »
I heard about the airplanes on the car radio on the way to work. At the office everyone kept checking CNN.com for updates all day and then we went home. The next day the newspaper was on the front step.

I looked at the headline. In my 52 years, it… Read full post »
#beep#
Hi Natalie, it’s me Sheila.
Just thought I’d chat about all the goings on lately. I’m sure you heard about the big murders here. But what they haven’t told you is that there was actually an administrative response for economic anamolies at their r… Read full post »
The Family Tree
Watching way too much cable teevee, I have seen those commercial spots for Ancestry.com where you can pay a fee and learn all about your illustrious ancestors. The first ad featured an astounded father finding out that his beloved son's interest in toy planes was fueled by a fa/… Read full post »
WHAT'S THIS DEAL IN KANSAS CITY????
So I found this empty pack of matches next to a book ...

See it says the fabulous Inferno Cocktail Lounge is “America’s Most Exciting Night Spot.” It’s on Troost Street. Check this out:
Does
anyone have family, friends or “s… Read full post » ONLINE SEXUAL PREDATORS AND TELEVISION
Xavier Von Erck, the founder and director of operations of Perverted-Justice.com (best known from NBC’s “To Catch a Predator” show) has an interesting blogsite where he recalls some of his experiences with television producers. Here are some excerpts from Mr. Von Erck:
Everyon… Read full post »
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT...
Anything you say can and will be used against you...
Bob runs a stop sign and T-bones a car. None of the people in the cars have drugs or alcohol in their systems. No one was using a cell phone. It is a tragedy. Everyone involved will be traumatized when they… Read full post »
CONVICTED CHILD RAPIST’S DREAMS COME TRUE !!!
I remember that night in February, 1997 when my son Caleb and I were watching the TV news. That’s when they announced that CHILD RAPIST Mary Kay Letourneau, a 35 years-old school teacher, had raped little Vili Fualaau, who had just turned 13!!! I’m a proud parent and if anyone… Read full post »
A Patriot's Prayer
God bless the peacemakers
missiles that is
Ever since disheartened conscripts of the
State

were mythically spat upon by those who
would end the God of War

and lost the battle,
%I
… Read full post »OK America - PEE IN THE CUP !!!!!!!
“You’ve got to fight ... for your right ...to par-tay” – Beastie Boys, 1986
Mandatory drug testing as a social control policy entered American life through two separate historical routes
The first was through the common law system, employing precedents phil… Read full post »
WHITE COMMUNITY LEADER ISSUES STATEMENT ON JACKSON
AP – Rev. Mal Bluntounce, noted white community leader, spoke at a brief press conference this morning, outlining the white community’s response to the services for Michael Jackson:
“We of the white community wish to join with others in mourning the passing of Mr. Jacks… Read full post »
KERMIT BATTLES HIS DEMONS ON EVE OF BIG COMEBACK
It hasn’t been easy “Bein’ Green” for Kermit the Frog, showbiz veteran for 54 years, who is poised to return to the public spotlight at Seattle’s Experience Music Project through August 16th. His initial brush with public disapproval was his stand along with Jane F… Read full post »
Thoughtcrime…sexcrime, all your treachery.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
My hatred is righteous and justified
I love Big Sister.


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