AP – Rev. Mal  Bluntounce, noted white community leader, spoke at a brief press conference this morning, outlining the white community’s response to the services for Michael Jackson:

 “We of the white community wish to join with others in mourning the passing of Mr. Jackson.   No one can deny that he had a profound influence on the arts of our community – our people bought his records and lived to his soundtrack.  We adopted his “Woo-hoo” as one of our trademark exaltations.  Over time Michael seemed to become ‘one of us.’  Although reaction within the white community is varied and not all of us respond in the same way to the allegations of Mr. Jackson’s pedophilia, we can all unite to resist the stereotypical impulse of some to call it ‘just another example of white woman crime.’   Having met with other leaders in the white community, I am reasonably sure that there will be no white riots or civil unrest at this time.”