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MY RECENT POSTS
- Lest we forget ...
May 28, 2012 02:15PM - Season's Greetings
December 16, 2011 01:58PM - IS THIS WHY I SHOULD BUY MY
SOFA IN ENGLAND??
November 15, 2011 01:13PM - PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE
July 08, 2011 08:04PM - THIS IS EPIC ... (bi-winning)
March 10, 2011 02:46PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “ratso rizzo ! Yes, my
favorite movie ever!”
May 28, 2012 06:14PM - “Although the majority of
US homicides are
male-on-male,
only those
that can…”
May 28, 2012 06:10PM - “If we hadn't bombed
Hiroshima we'd all be
speaking
Japanese!”
May 28, 2012 02:27PM - “And to think it was in
the middle of Mao's
"Cultural
Revolution"
years”
February 22, 2012 05:45PM - “The term "hookers" is so
rough ... I prefer
"social
workers"”
February 22, 2012 05:40PM
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May 28, 2012 06:14PM
“ratso rizzo ! Yes, my favorite movie ever!”
About: The Huffington Post Circa 1969
“ratso rizzo ! Yes, my favorite movie ever!”
About: The Huffington Post Circa 1969
May 28, 2012 06:10PM
“Although the majority of US homicides are male-on-male, only those that can involve race or sex are reported, studied or discussed.”
About: Why I’m Through with Trayvon Martin
“Although the majority of US homicides are male-on-male, only those that can involve race or sex are reported, studied or discussed.”
About: Why I’m Through with Trayvon Martin
May 28, 2012 02:27PM
“If we hadn't bombed Hiroshima we'd all be speaking Japanese!”
About: Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
“If we hadn't bombed Hiroshima we'd all be speaking Japanese!”
About: Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
February 22, 2012 05:45PM
“And to think it was in the middle of Mao's "Cultural Revolution" years”
About: When East Met West
“And to think it was in the middle of Mao's "Cultural Revolution" years”
About: When East Met West
February 22, 2012 05:40PM
“The term "hookers" is so rough ... I prefer "social workers"”
About: Eyes Wide Shut redux: DSK back in jail
“The term "hookers" is so rough ... I prefer "social workers"”
About: Eyes Wide Shut redux: DSK back in jail
January 18, 2012 04:53PM
“Back in the 80's one of my coworkers who resembled Roseanne Barr took her 12 year old daughter to see Prince... The following Monday she had a bemused…”
About: The Script, Science & Faith Tour
“Back in the 80's one of my coworkers who resembled Roseanne Barr took her 12 year old daughter to see Prince... The following Monday she had a bemused…”
About: The Script, Science & Faith Tour
January 18, 2012 04:47PM
“If you mouth the word "colorful" it looks like you're saying I love you.”
About: Say Cheese: On Smiling, Comfort, and Surrender
“If you mouth the word "colorful" it looks like you're saying I love you.”
About: Say Cheese: On Smiling, Comfort, and Surrender
January 18, 2012 04:36PM
“John Mellencamp said something to the effect of - Rock stars used to come from the bars instead of Disney.”
About: I Don't Miss the Bars
“John Mellencamp said something to the effect of - Rock stars used to come from the bars instead of Disney.”
About: I Don't Miss the Bars
December 16, 2011 09:45PM
“I saw her on joy behar's show. Kind of a yawn then.”
About: My Favorite Bimbo: Ann Coulter
“I saw her on joy behar's show. Kind of a yawn then.”
About: My Favorite Bimbo: Ann Coulter
December 16, 2011 02:38PM
“Some will find opportunities with Halliburton at home, and in the police, prison and security industries. Keep that driving record clean.”
About: The Quiet Ending to an Awful War
“Some will find opportunities with Halliburton at home, and in the police, prison and security industries. Keep that driving record clean.”
About: The Quiet Ending to an Awful War
December 16, 2011 02:18PM
“I don't see her on the tube that often but when I do I usually listen for a little while if only because she doesn't bray on and on about being a mommy…”
About: My Favorite Bimbo: Ann Coulter
“I don't see her on the tube that often but when I do I usually listen for a little while if only because she doesn't bray on and on about being a mommy…”
About: My Favorite Bimbo: Ann Coulter
December 16, 2011 02:09PM
“my girlfriend thinks the brother did it and the parents covered him”
About: How Patsy Ramsey Ruined My Life!
“my girlfriend thinks the brother did it and the parents covered him”
About: How Patsy Ramsey Ruined My Life!
December 16, 2011 01:55PM
“undergrads are accustomed to speed mating - give em a few years”
About: She’s Just Not THAT Into You
“undergrads are accustomed to speed mating - give em a few years”
About: She’s Just Not THAT Into You
December 13, 2011 01:43PM
“I would've been tempted to cut it up and throw the pieces in the dumpster - (I know,my bad)”
About: Peace on Earth, Goodwill Toward Men
“I would've been tempted to cut it up and throw the pieces in the dumpster - (I know,my bad)”
About: Peace on Earth, Goodwill Toward Men
December 13, 2011 10:28AM
“I remember the 1988 remake with Neil Bush as George Bailey.”
About: I'd Like a Little Pottersville, Please
“I remember the 1988 remake with Neil Bush as George Bailey.”
About: I'd Like a Little Pottersville, Please
December 12, 2011 06:01PM
“i'm glad you're nice to her regardless of the past”
About: Christmas Without Kids
“i'm glad you're nice to her regardless of the past”
About: Christmas Without Kids
December 12, 2011 05:14PM
“I'd like to see Paris Hilton checking into the Hilton in Paris.”
About: There's not just one Paris
“I'd like to see Paris Hilton checking into the Hilton in Paris.”
About: There's not just one Paris
December 12, 2011 05:07PM
“I don't know if you can pull a big lawyer but your mom could - that cops traumatizing a holocaust survivor angle has legs! Rock on, Fernsy!”
About: Lavely and Singer's bitches-LAPD'S Threat Management Unit
“I don't know if you can pull a big lawyer but your mom could - that cops traumatizing a holocaust survivor angle has legs! Rock on, Fernsy!”
About: Lavely and Singer's bitches-LAPD'S Threat Management Unit
December 12, 2011 04:56PM
“another great day for women's equality!,,, well, policewomen anyway. "Mommy call the lawyer indeed". But you know Fernsy, I won't worry about…”
About: The LAPD's criminal and corrupt Threat Managment Unit
“another great day for women's equality!,,, well, policewomen anyway. "Mommy call the lawyer indeed". But you know Fernsy, I won't worry about…”
About: The LAPD's criminal and corrupt Threat Managment Unit
December 12, 2011 02:53PM
“They'd shut down the savings & loan because of Uncle Billy's squirrel - definitely a health & safety violation!”
About: I'd Like a Little Pottersville, Please
“They'd shut down the savings & loan because of Uncle Billy's squirrel - definitely a health & safety violation!”
About: I'd Like a Little Pottersville, Please
December 08, 2011 12:25PM
“smokers, drinkers and sex offenders would be obvious choices”
About: FEMA camps being activated across the U.S.(W/Bonus link)
“smokers, drinkers and sex offenders would be obvious choices”
About: FEMA camps being activated across the U.S.(W/Bonus link)
December 07, 2011 06:34PM
“what you say is in the wiki page on the bombings as well. (personally, I like wiki entries on history for their more international perspective)”
About: VIETNAM: The Murders We've Committed Since The War Ended
“what you say is in the wiki page on the bombings as well. (personally, I like wiki entries on history for their more international perspective)”
About: VIETNAM: The Murders We've Committed Since The War Ended
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