In my last post about this party, vzn commented “what a debauched party.”  Well……….not so much in Austin.  The first time I went to my GF’s house to hang out at her pool, her mother (who was about 40 or so and in wonderful shape) greeted me topless.&nb… Read full post »

I heard a program some time ago, probably on NPR, that said there’s a correlation between a man’s ability to cook and his sexuality.  There’s a term for these men - "gastrosexual."  A gastrosexual is supposedly a man who sees cooking not as a chore, but a pastime that will… Read full post »

I'm reposting because of the "Salon After Dark".  I hop[e my faithful readers won't be too supset with me.

I’m going to try something different in this story-I’m going to have footnotes at the end of the story so, to get certain details, you’ll have to scroll to the bottom.&nb… Read full post »

This story is a quite erotic and also, because of certain elements that might be disturbing, perhaps a bit hard to read.  But the cover is beautiful.  I love the girl in this cover - she captures the image of the heroie perfectly-young and innocent.  Despite the fact that it is… Read full post »

I heard a Joni Mitchell song the other day – “Clouds” – that I really liked.  My in-laws told me that her version (the original) was okay, but Dave Van Ronk’s version was better.  Who?  They explained that he was one of the leaders of the Stonewall Riots b… Read full post »

Last week Tom Brady's wife asked everyone to pray for her husband.  Yesterday she blamed the rest of the team for the Patriot's loss.  Her words were: "My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so… Read full post »

Back to this story!

You may remember that, when I last wrote about this incident, some guy had squeezed lime juice onto my chest after sucking a few crumbs of puss pastry off my boobs.  I was extremely upset, mainly because I had very little money and the blouse was… Read full post »

Kandi's in love.  There's one little problem, though.  She has a secret-she's a porn star by day and a call girl by night.  How do you break that to your boyfriend?

This is the perfect Day After Velentine's Day gift!

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand-cut!”… Read full post »

I was inspired to write this by a comment by-who else-Vzn.  He asked about my...um...exercise routine.

There was a time when I was really skinny.  This period came after I had chunked up, bulked up really, from playing tennis.  Alarmed at the weight I had gained, I decided that, in… Read full post »

For full disclosure, and to avoid being arrested for violating PIPA and or SOPA, I must reveal that the caption for the photo I’m using came from a comic called “That is Priceless”.  Here is the link: http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless.  Along with “Tom the Da… Read full post »

I think this reviewer has issues with me.  She couldn't put the book down but had to downgrade it.

 Whatever.

Here is the link:

 http://thetbrpile.weebly.com/1/post/2012/01/review-the-innocence-machine-by-keiko-alvarez.html

I’ve read a book by this author before, two stars, so&n… Read full post »

I’ve been encumbered by serious thoughts lately and when that happens I’m unable to write.  I hate having serious thoughts!  However, recently I saw one of my favorite movies, Black Robe, and had a dream about it that helped lighten my mood.

First of all, one of the stars is… Read full post »

Sheesh OS is slow today!  More so than usual!

It's NFL playoff time which means that yesterday afternoon we were in front of the TV watching the Texans (who won!).  I noticed a commercial that kept repeating, one in which some guys (who are so white their skin forms a reflective surface)… Read full post »

My novel "The Cheeat Sheet" has been released as a New Year's Special, and it is special-ten stories about cheating wives.  Very, very sexy book with each chapter building to more complex and-yes-insane adventures.

Below is the cover and following that a snippet for your entertainment.

The Innocence Machine has been released.  Here is the cover and a snippet.

Premise:

Awakened after being cryogenically frozen for forty years, a death row inmate is cleared of a murder by The Innocence Machine, an infallible piece of machinery that has replaced juries and… Read full post »

I found a review (quite by mistake-why i don't get notified is beyond me) for my book The Ghetto.  It's a love/hate review.  It seems the reviewer was turned off by some of the gruesome horror scenes in it but couldn't put it down.  The interesting thing is that I laughed… Read full post »

Here it is!

  Read full post »

My new non-erotic book, The Ghetto, is being released tomorrow by Devine Destinies.  The link to the web site is on the left side of my blog.  The premise is this - The Ghetto is an adult fun house of sorts.  Instead of ghosts and Goblins, the scares are provided by… Read full post »

This is a slice of life story that I have incorporated into my work in progress, “Degrees of Adultery.”

First, some facts:  I started college when I was 16 and, when I started, I was relatively new to sex.  My best friend in college was a girl from a rich… Read full post »

I’m writing a new book about adultery, one in which the main characters try to determine if they have somehow exceeded an acceptable level of adultery.  Basically, they keep rationalizing that what they have done has not exceeded that level by, what else, redefining what is acceptable.

S… Read full post »

 This is the opening of a non-erotic book I just started. The main character survives a plane crash, a terrorist bombing of a trai, has an "incident" in a car and then gets interesting news about traveling by bus.  I'm not sure, but I think she will stick to bicycles by… Read full post »

You’d think that with the type of material I write that I would know what a “nip slip” is.  But, until about a year or so ago, I didn’t!  I had never even heard of the expression.  Then I discovered the term on the web in reference, I believe, to some… Read full post »

My book "Texas Love Story" is going to be released on 8/15.  Her is the cover and a repost of the snippet and my comments on it.  If you buy it, I guarantee that you will never guess the ending - never!

 This is a wild book.  It… Read full post »

Don't You Love This Cover?!?!?!?!!?!

This goes on sale tonight at eXtasy Books.  follow the links to the left.

Here is a snippet:

It should have been a simple act – just loosen the tie and slide it over Kandi’s shoulders.  But Jenny’s hands trembled as… Read full post »

WHAT!!!!  ARE YOU KIDDING!

The word “bestiality” sends shivers through me.  It brings up images of things I find abhorrent.  According to Webster, bestiality is defined as:

1. The quality or condition of being an animal or like an animal.

2. Conduct or an action ma… Read full post »