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Ken Honeywell
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I'm in love with my wife; a writer and producer living in Indianapolis; partner at Well Done Marketing; founder of Tonic Ball, a benefit concert that's become one of the city's favorite annual events; co-founder of Second Story, a creative writing program for kids; a vegetarian; lead singer of Yoko Moment; a life-long New York Mets fan; a sucker for waltz time; crazy about Pernice Brothers; etc.

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FEBRUARY 4, 2010 8:22AM

The Colts: America's Favorite Whipping Boy--UPDATED

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It's a familiar refrain on sports talk radio in Indianapolis: "The national media's been dissing us all year! Finally, we're gonna show them all!"

This is boring, but true. Keyshawn Johnson called the Colts "the worst 14-0 team ever." That's a ridiculous statement on its face. The pundits picked the Ravens to beat the Colts. The pundits picked the Jets to beat the Colts. The Colts not only won, but dominated both games. Most recently, they out-rushed the best rushing team in the league and out-defensed the best defensive team. They made the best cornerback in the game look awkward

Now the Colts are in the Super Bowl. They have answered every question and overcome every obstacle. They won 23 regular-season games in a row--when do you think that record will be broken?--and lost only because saving their starters for the Super Bowl was more important.

And anyone who hasn't watched Peyton Manning week-in and week-out just doesn't understand. You didn't see how many balls the "phenomenal" youngsters Austin Collie and Pierre Garcon dropped over the course of the year. Manning kept working with them. Peyton Manning is a clinic. Unless you are a Colts fan, he is a dream-killing machine. 

Which brings us to the Super Bowl.

And the cuddly feel-good story of the year, the New Orleans Saints.

For practically the first time this season, everyone's picking the Colts. And everyone's rooting against them. The Saints are America's Team. The Colts are the big, bad football wolves.

Ridiculous.

The Colts' organization may be as good as any that's ever played the game. They produce winners over and over and over again. They make smart draft picks. They develop talent, seemingly out of nowhere. They reward success. Hell: they had Edgerrin Freaking James on the podium when they won the AFC Championship! Dude has not played with them for four years. He played against them this year.

That's class, friends.

So: the Colts have gone from wimps who couldn't possibly win...to monsters out to dash the hopes of the teddy bear Saints. Please.

Shut up, National Sports Media. You're ridiculous. 

 

UPDATE: Thanks to Mom for bringing up the point that the Manning family has probably done more for the City of New Orleans than anyone.

Also: Here's a picture of me advising Peyton Manning on his mechanics. "You've got to lead Pierre just that much more, Peyton. Dude is faster than you think."

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*Picture of Peyton from chicagonow.com. 

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I was a big Baltimore Colts fan. Peyton Manning reminds me a lot of Johnny Unitas.

This could be a very good, high scoring game but in the end the Colts should take the Saints.
The Saints may (now) be America's Team (though I thought the Dallas Cowboy's owned that moniker), but they aren't MY team. I'm with you all the way. I'm sick to death of hearing about what Drew Brees does for New Orleans. How 'bout throwing in that in the last year alone, The Peyton Manning Foundation has given over $100,000 to at least 25 charities in New Orleans? Nah - let's not include that in the reporting.

Do I seem angry?

And it's only fair to say that I've held a grudge against Drew Brees since week 15, 2005.
Yeah. Shut up national media. My nine year old son is a huge Colts fan. This morning while reading the paper he wanted know what Katrina had to do with why The Saints should win. NOTHING, I tried to assure him. The Saints winning is not going to make up for Katrina. Let the damn Colts be.
I see a lot of love for the Saints, sorry, but for good reason, but really haven't noticed that the Colts are being "picked on." As someone who has seen first hand what a positive influence the Saints have had on New Orleans, I wish you could understand why there is such a feeling of support for the Saints. That being said, the Colts are picked to win and all the media I've noticed has said that many times over. Why are the Colts being "picked on" again? Please be happy your team is there...and will most likely be victorious.
You know what bugs me about the Colts... besides that they are so freaking good? The blue. The stupid way that the fans look with their heads painted avatar blue, with a white stripe down the middle. And oh yeah, the town. Indianapolis? What city could be more boring? Claim to fame? The brickyard and the 500.
I live in a fairly boring midwestern town (Kansas City) but we are like Antlantis compared to "Indy".
What it takes to beat the Colts is pressure on Manning, simple as that. Did you see how many times Favre and Warner ended up on their asses? Poor Warner when he threw that interception and tried to become a tackler! Now retired... as Favre will soon be too.
All that said, I do believe that the Colts are the better team over all.
HOWEVER they have no gris gris (gree gree)! Their city has no history and magic. Their uniforms and fans look gay. Give me black and gold any day.

Destiny is on the side of the Saints. "Nuff said.
As long as the Irsay family owns the COLTS, I will forever hold them in minimum high regard. Manning is in his own universe.

Saints 51 Colts 45 OT
Nah, your wrong. Had the Chargers not stumbled against the New York (shouldn't have been there in the first place) Jets, Peyton might have played in the pro bowl.
The Colts will probably win but they haven't been one of the good guys since they snuck out of Baltimore.
Trig - Shut the hell up and PUT THAT DOG OUTSIDE! ;)
Stick a sock in it Mom. I just hope for your sake that Peyton's nose doesn't get any more flat this Sunday. Did he like used to be a boxer?
When a franchise is odious enough to make an uninvolved third party fan root for the Tom Benson-owned Saints, they are remarkably odious. Peyton Manning is unassailably proficient, but to recap the Colts' transgressions, the Irsay family are 1.) thieves who broke Baltimore's heart, and 2.) scared of The Gays.

So, Indianapolis can implode for all I care. Kurt Vonnegut left there years ago. There's nothing of value left in that town anymore.
@ Trig Palin,
What are some things that make Kansas City so much more exciting than Indianapolis? Never been to Kansas City; quite familiar with Indy; just curious.
Yeah, the Colts are so disrespected, nobody hires their QB for a commercial!

Please. Everybody thinks their team is disrespected because the national media doesn’t give them the blind love that the local media does. When my Mets (yours too, wtf?) played the Red Sox in the 1986 World Series, New Yorkers thought the NBC broadcast crew was biased against them, and my friends in Boston thought NBC was biased against them. Your proof that the Colts are not respected is something Keyshawn Johnson said? He’s a moron!

As a Jets fan, I’ll admit that the media jumped on our bandwagon way too quickly. Personally, I never thought they would win. Peyton Manning is difficult to rattle, and once the O-line started picking up the blitz, I knew he’d pick us apart.

I love Peyton Manning – a great athlete from a great family who’s one of the few athletes to display genuine personality and comic timing in his commercial work. There are only three times when I root against the Colts – when they play the two NY teams and yes, when they play the Saints, because who doesn’t have sympathy for that city? Wanting to give the Big Easy a reason for a big celebration is not the same as hating the Colts. Stop believing that it is.
Marbles... well, I haven't been to Indy either, but I'm very familiar with towns on the I 70 beltway. Our capital is Topeka (also on I 70 as is Indy, and Columbus Ohio). Topeka is rather a shithole, and the aerial views they always show of Indy remind me of Topeka.
Kansas City (the Missouri side at least) has culture, art and a bit of history. Indianapolis has what, besides redneck car racing? I just learned that Vonnegut used to live there, but was somehow compelled to leave. To me "Indy" is the epitome of midwestern low culture boringness. Of course I could be wrong.
More to say later...but Trig:

Indianapolis is a great city. Ask anyone associated with the Final Four who puts on the best show. The NFL loves coming here. It's clean, friendly, and easy to get around. Great music scene. Great art scene. Great museums. Great sports. Low cost of living. Safe, clean, vibrant downtown. What is not to love?
Ken, I'm sure Topeka Kansas has its charms too.

Seriously though, sorry for cracking on your town when I know so little about it. My frustration may be from being sick of my own town, and America in general.

Geaux Saints!
Hey, everybody. Thanks for commenting. For the record, I'll be happy for New Orleans if the Saints win. And sad for us in Indianapolis.

A few specific comments:

Anybody who's not forgiven the Colts for moving should get over it. (Except for old, diehard Baltimore Colts fans. I get that. I really do.) And Jim Irsay is not Bob Irsay. Jim Irsay hangs with Stephen Stills and owns the original manuscript of On The Road. He also invited a whole teamload of old Baltimore Colts to Indianapolis for the weekend this year and treated them like royalty. Ask Bert Jones what he things of Jim Irsay.

Christopher Rodgers: "Scared of gays" is quite a charge. Perhaps you can tell us what you know? Seriously. Make your case, and maybe I'll change my mind about the Colts.

Mom: xo.
At the risk of my wonderful friendship with Irritated, there are 2 big reasons I cannot support the "play me a violin" Colts. #1: They are a direct rival to my beloved but suck big time Denver Broncos. They would have most likely beat the Broncos should we have miraculously played them in the playoffs. They have humiliated us on many the occasion, one particular Halloween Monday Night Football game still haunts me. #2: I have no respect for any team that stops competing during the regular season. The Colts benched their major players the last couple of games because they didn't want them to get hurt. Waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa. That sucks. Football is a sport. It is a competition. Each game should be played as if it were their last. I don't care that they clinched a play off spot. MAN UP! Fans pay big dollars and take precious times out of their busy schedules to watch and support their team. Play the game guys. If someone gets injured, they get injured. So...it's an easy choice for me this Sunday. The Saints are the underdogs, they represent a city that was screwed royally by the past administration, they do have a hell of a lot to do with rebuilding the city after Katrina and the Colts are just being cry babies because they are the wonderbread of football teams...stale and boooooring. They may win, but I'll be yawning in the process if they do. (Love you Ann!)
The colts are boring to watch.

That's one of the many reasons why people don't like them.
@Trig - "Their uniforms and fans look gay." That's exactly why I love 'em! Well, that, and it's a regional thing . . .
I'm with m freed. The Colts may not be the worst 14-0 team ever (though when you think about the others, they probably are), but they are certainly the most boring. Who wants to see 5 yard illegal pick pass plays on every bleeping down. I root against the Colts for one reason only--so I won't have to watch them play again next week. At this point, I could care less.
Oh Mary ... oh no you di'int!!! I am coming back for you ...
Ken: P.S. I love your bio and that you say "I love my wife". That could almost make me root for the Colts...almost.
Take it outside, ladies. Take it outside.

(Thanks, Mary!)

(Sic 'er, Mom.)
I've said this before, but I'm rootin for Peyton because he's my favorite QB, and has been for years.

I'm rootin for New Orleans because I used to live there and I remember going to games for absolutely free and seeing the folks wearing the bags over their heads.

Now quitcher trash talkin, and let's root for some GREAT football, like we've had these past few superbowls. God knows it could be a blowout, and we don't want that. We want it to be a close game, maybe ending up 38-30 or 35-28.

But I'm afraid it will be the Colts who emerge victorious.
Owlie, I knew you'd love that!
A great game it will be, as it should be. I don't see any kind of "blow-out". I'm counting on some voodoo etc...
My related post to be published in the morning. HA
okay, i'm going to disagree with you here. america's team? please. i grew up in new orleans. i lived down the street from archie manning. i lived thru the "aint's" paper bag phase. and my parents lost everything in katrina.
i think i you are confusing hopefulness..i will refrain from the political here...with skill. do i want the saints to win...yes. do i think they are "america's team?" not really, except if you believe it the american ideal of the tough will survive and hard work pays off. so what if the media is critical...football has nothing to do with hurricanes or politics.....may the best team win.
I was wondering how you were feeling this morning. Probably pretty bad. But since I'm a Jets fan, I wouldn't have any idea.

Tough day for the Colts. I think if was Freeney was healthy, it would have made a big difference. I think coaching made a big difference too. The inside kick was gutsy, but Peyton Manning makes opponents do things like that - I'm sure Belichick would not have gone for it on 4th-and-2 against any other QB. Caldwell should have never tried for that long FG - should have tried to pin the Saints deep in their own territory. Shoulda, coulda, woulda.

Manning still has a few peak years ahead of him. Great receivers, pretty good defense, smart management - they might well be back next year.
Cuss: I thought the Colts played poorly and deserved to lose. I'm sad that Manning has been stuck with the "can't win the big one" label, though. You don't hear that in relation to Favre, for example. Or Marino. Simply put, the Colts got further than they should have this year with a team that wasn't nearly as good as teams they've had in the past--mostly because of Manning.

Also, re a past question: I grew up in Metuchen, New Jersey. I am still a Mets fan. Was a Jets fan back in Broadway Joe days, too.
Yeah, actually, one heard that about Marino all the time.
And Favre did win a Super Bowl instead of having one given to him loke Manning did. Manning is 9-9 in playoff games, a record well below that of Favre and most other elite QBs. His TD to interception ratio in the playoffs is worse than Favre's, Marino's Warner's, Rothlesberger's, leave alone the true greats, Montana, Elway, Brady, Unitas, etc.

For perhaps the greatest regular season QB in the history of the NFL, Manning's post-season numbers are just really, really bad, and that pick last night was one of the all-time anti-Montana moments. I'm not saying he chokes, but he sure don't breathe easily.