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Ken Honeywell
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I'm in love with my wife; a writer and producer living in Indianapolis; partner at Well Done Marketing; founder of Tonic Ball, a benefit concert that's become one of the city's favorite annual events; co-founder of Second Story, a creative writing program for kids; a vegetarian; lead singer of Yoko Moment; a life-long New York Mets fan; a sucker for waltz time; crazy about Pernice Brothers; etc.

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MARCH 15, 2011 6:16AM

On Foodies, Gluttons, And Mr. Creosote

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B.R. Myers has stirred up a big pot controversy. In his article this month in The Atlantic, The Moral Crusade Against Foodies,” Myers makes the case that well-known foodies–including Michael Pollan, Anthony Bourdain, Dana Goodyear, and lots of others–have turned traditional virtues of temperance and kindness and even civility on their heads; instead, they’ve embraced savagery and gluttony.

He’s not wrong. Myers describes Bourdain‘s story of dining on ortolan, “endangered songbirds fattened in dark boxes.” Yum. He cites example after example of foodies rhapsodizing over bleeding pigs to death, eating live eels, gorging themselves at the table. “Amorality as ethos, callousness as bravery, queenly self-absorption as machismo: no small perversion of language is needed to spin heroism out of an evening spent in a chair.”

Myers, it seems, got what he wanted: lots of readers, for and against his argument. Foodies have been indignant: how dare he accuse them of gluttony? They’re not elitists or pigs: they’re epicures, hobbyists, sensualists indulging in new sensations.

Although he doesn’t admit as much anywhere in the piece, Myers is, allegedly, a vegan and an animal right activist. Much of his argument against foodie culture hinges on foodies’ callous indifference to the suffering of the animals they eat and their attempts to rationalize this suffering as merely the animals’ lot in life. Somehow, roasted ortolan bunting is just too delicious to resist. According to NPR’s Scott Simon, “The Ortolan Bunting, a bird about the size of your thumb…is prepared by drowning it alive in Armagnac, cooked and then served whole, eaten bones and all. Now, aside from being considered more than slightly cruel, even by the standards of French cuisine, serving Ortolan is also highly illegal, because the bird is endangered.” (Which didn’t stop French chef Christophe Eme from naming is L.A. restaurant “Ortolan.” Classy, right?)

I have mixed feelings about Myers’s piece. I am not a vegan, but I am a vegetarian. I don’t care if you eat meat. I won’t preach to you about your food choices. I will, however, encourage you to know how your food is produced and to make conscious decisions about the food you’re consuming. In this way, I empathize with Michael Pollan, whose motto is, “Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.” Myers tars Bourdain and Pollan with the same brush, which is hardly fair.

I am also an avid watcher of Top Chef and other foodie TV shows where chefs compete to see who can make the most interesting, beautiful, and delicious dishes. One of the things I love about travel is exploring new restaurants. I love cooking. I love trying new recipes. I am the type of person Myers was pricking when he mentioned that “Vogue’s restaurant critic, Jeffrey Steingarten, says he ‘spends the afternoon—or a week of afternoons—planning the perfect dinner of barbecued ribs or braised foie gras.’” I’ve never spent a week planning dinner, and I’ll pass on both the ribs and the foie gras. But a weekend afternoon devoted to shopping for groceries, baking bread, and making soup is pretty perfect in my book.

I don’t think Myers is talking about me, though. Enjoying food or appreciating haute cuisine is not the issue. He’s skewering the idea of it taking some kind of machismo to kill a pig or eat an endangered songbird, some virtue in stuffing your gut until you’re ready to burst.

And, on that note, here’s Monty Python’s famous Mr. Creosote, from The Meaning of Life. (WARNING: If you’ve never seen it, be advised that it may be the most disgusting movie scene you’ve ever experienced. If you have seen it–even if you’ve laughed hysterically over it–you probably don’t need to watch it again.)

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Very interesting. I've heard about ortolan, and regardless of how good it might taste, I'm pretty sure it will do major damage to your karma.
Fuck off I'm totally stuffed! But sir - it's wafer thin! I thought that article was brilliant, mostly because it is written so well. I didn't pause to question what he was saying. The term "foodie" is now an insult, which is hilarious.
I have extreme friends (no surprise there) - from chefs to homesteaders - and really question my attitude when it comes to, say, rabbit. Also, could I slaughter it and figure out the tasty parts? I should probably not be allowed to eat meat, in a way.
(I recall how wonderful you were when taken prisoner by the Pirate Wimmens and forced to serve us bacon.)
Um - Mr. Creosote is f-ing hilarious even after all these years. Although I do feel slightly queasy.
Well done post showing both sides of the foodie fight. I put myself in that category for some of the same reasons you do: I love to cook, enjoy new restaurants( went to CarneVino in Vegas last night-divine!), watch shows about it, and last month went to an evening with Anthony Bourdain where he told the ortolan story. Not for me but to each his own.
As a regular Top Chef, occasional Iron Chef, and merely sporadic Anthony Bourdain watcher, I would nevertheless agree that foodies have become a bit too precious. While I marvel at Jose Andres making pearls of reduced wine, formed by dropping them into liquid nitrogen, I prefer my gal Carla's approach to food: cook it with love. My mother and my grandmother and Mami never even imagined some of these ingredients, but that didn't mean their food wasn't both delicious and soul satisfying.

Besides, I can't afford truffles.

Spending a day planning meals, shopping for them, or baking bread and soup for the people you love is not being a foodie. It's being a giver.
"Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said- J.K. Toole
who said 'everything in moderation'? i'm too lazy to look it up, but even julia child, my hero, counseled that too much was not a good thing. simple food, well-prepared, and eaten with people you love is a joy and a means of gluing us together, both the cooks and the consumers. excellent article.

echoing aim, get yerself back to the galley, frank. arrgh.
Interesting Ken, but I don't know how Michael Pollan got grouped in there.
Ken, loved this post. I won't insult you by suggesting that I might have turned you with my recent well received day long preparation and presentation of a carbonnade a la flamande, you could have been happy with the buttered noodles and haricot verts I think. I remember Mr Creosote, but could only watch 1:30 minutes of it this time, but thanks for that hilarious connection.

xo
Thanks for visiting, everyone.


Alysa: Yep. Karma is a bitch.
aim: Ah. Those were the days. Dennis looked good in a kilt, didn't he?
lschmoopie: I dunno. To each his own, indeed. But endangered songbird?
Pilgrim: I'm gonna miss Carla. But Blais is kind of a genius.
Elijah: Agree.
femme: Gin? Olives?
Trilogy: I don't, either. But some of the quotes in the piece from Pollan were awful--out of context, anyway.
Barry: Respectfully, I don't think you could have turned me. Send me a photo, though.