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Ken Honeywell
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I'm in love with my wife; a writer and producer living in Indianapolis; partner at Well Done Marketing; founder of Tonic Ball, a benefit concert that's become one of the city's favorite annual events; co-founder of Second Story, a creative writing program for kids; a vegetarian; lead singer of Yoko Moment; a life-long New York Mets fan; a sucker for waltz time; crazy about Pernice Brothers; etc.

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JULY 29, 2011 8:03AM

Three Heroes

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When I was a kid, I loved The Hardy Boys. Not the terrible TV show starring Shawn Cassidy and that dude who was married to Kirstie Alley when she was still super-hot. No–I mean the series of books penned by Franklin W. Dixon. I was enamored of the boys and their chums Biff Hooper (athletic chum) and Chet Morton (portly chum) and the way they worked together to solve mysteries. I love the books so passionately that I didn’t want to see them end. I decided that, someday, I would write to Franklin W. Dixon and ask him if, when he was finished, I could write Hardy Boys mysteries. I imagined him receiving my letter, pushing back his chair, stroking his manicured mustache and taking a drag on his pipe and saying to himself, “Yes. What a remarkable idea! I’ll make this young fan my apprentice, and Frank and Joe Hardy will have new adventures long after I’ve retired.”

Little did I know that, if I’d actually pursed it, I could have had a career writing Hardy Boys books. “Franklin W. Dixon” was not a real person, but a group pseudonym; over the years, the Hardy Boys series was written by a number of ghostwriters.

So I never got to meet Franklin W. Dixon. But I have met at least two people over the years who I counted among the heroes of my youth.

The first was Graham Nash. My friend Dave Miller had hooked up with Graham for a project, and Dave and I took in a Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young show at Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. We met Graham backstage in his dressing room after the show, and he was friendly and gracious. I told him that when I was in high school, I’d played his album Wild Tales more times than anything else I owned. (Wild Tales was a critical failure, and I don’t think it sold a lot of copies, but I loved it like mad.) Dave had brought some stuff for him to sign, but it hadn’t occurred to me to do so. I had my ticket and offered that. Graham said, “No–I have something for you,” and grabbed his set list off the coffee table. That autographed set list is now hanging in my family room.

The second was Ray Bradbury. I’m sure the gap between the time I stopped reading the Hardy Boys and started reading The Martian Chronicles was a matter of months. It was dreamy and lyrical, sentimental without being sappy. He spoke to my

"It was a story about a whale," he said, "and a crazy sea captain and a guy named Ishmael and--well, you'll just have to read it."

wildest fantasies and my deepest fears. I read Fahrenheit 451, Dandelion Wine, The Illustrated Man, Something Wicked This Way Comes,everything he ever wrote, then read it again. And again. (You could do worse than read Zen and the Art of Writing right now.)

In early 2000, our friend and Butler University English Professor Susan Neville walked into my office and said, “The science department has some money to bring in speakers that they’re not going to use, and I thought we could bring in some science fiction authors. Who would you like to see?”

Scott Woolgar said, “Douglas Adams.”

I said, “Ray Bradbury.”

Susan said, “How about both?”

So she booked them both. Clowes Hall at Butler was jammed to the rafters with fans. I was in heaven.

Until Adams started reading. Adams was a big, tall, charismatic Brit whose Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series was hilarious and beloved. He strutted around the stage reading passages from his books, and had the house roaring. He went a good 30 minutes past his alloted time, and left the stage to a standing ovation.

My heart sank. What I mistake, I thought. My idol was an eighty-year-old man who’d had a stroke. In a wheelchair. He couldn’t possibly top the performance we’d just seen.

How wrong I was. Bradbury was mesmerizing and brilliant. He didn’t read. He sold stories from his life. About how he wrote Fahrenheit 451 pumping dimes into a pay typewriter in the basement of the UCLA library. About the movies made from his books. The anecdote that got me: “I’d just returned home after a trip to a used book store, looking for dinosaur books with Ray Harryhausen, when my wife told me I’d gotten a call from John Huston asking me if I’d be interested in working on the screenplay for Moby Dick.” Wow.

After the show, we all met backstage. I was walking on air. I shook Ray Bradbury’s hand. He signed an old paperback copy of The Martian Chronicles for my son Nick; because of his stroke, it was the only thing he signed all night. I told Ray I was a writer today because of him.  I was so nervous that I couldn’t really say anything else.

But I’ll always remember that night. I’ll always remember what a privilege that was–to tell my hero what a profound impact he’d had on my life. When I consider all the magic Ray Bradbury brought into my life over the years, that was the most magical moment of all.

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My cup of envy spilleth over, Ken, as I would gladly have given up one or two of my gods to meet Bradbury (wait, Bradbury is one of my gods...what?). I recall reading an interview he gave many years back in which he said his desire to write was so fierce and his early efforts so dreadful he nearly went mad, yet he never stopped cranking out the words until finally, finally some prescient editor somewhere, perhaps Heaven sent, shined a light upon him and brought him grace.

One of the most inspirational anecdotes I have ever read.

Thanks so much for this remembrance.
This is a fascinating glimpse into your life and interests. It must have been fantastic to meet you idol. This was an enjoyable read and I am glad you also liked the Hardy Boys. They were very popular with my husband and he used to read them aloud to our boys...
How incredible to meet your heroes. I met Maya Angelou at a book signing (swoon). She was as charismatic and amazing as I'd hoped - and then some. I was pregnant with my first child and she asked me if I knew what "flavor" the baby would be. Before I could answer "Vanilla," my husband interrupted to tell her we didn't find out the sex of the baby.

A few months later, at a tribute to Nina Simone at Carnegie Hall, I met my hero - Toni Morrison. I spotted her long gray dreadlocks and tried to get close. Surprise, I walked right next to her in a crowd of people and made myself bump into her to work up the nerve to interrupt her conversation. She turned, she held my hand in hers and gave me all of her attention. I told her that I'd read everything she'd written - at least twice.

Two moments I will never forget. Thanks for sharing this!
I enjoyed reading who and how informed you, in your always engaging way of sharing. All "guy-stuff" here compared to my role models, but I totally get it. Sweet.
well, sharon got here and wrote what i was thinking, so i'll just say "ditto dirndl." you could write about sauteed carrots, though, and i'd just be happy reading it.

(i was going to say 'meatloaf' because it would have been funnier, but, well, you know.)
great story. i know just how u feel. luv bradbury too. one of the greats.
Fascinating tales, Ken. And glad Shawn Cassidy wasn't one of your heros!
"I told Ray I was a writer today because of him." What better tribute?

Strutting is all well and good, and entertaining, but this was a man with substance.
What a fantastic experience to be able to meet your idols. I always wanted to meet Isaac Asimov, but never got closer than his biographies and a collection of all of his books now resting with my son-in-law. I'm headed to the bookstore to find "Zen and the Art of Writing." Thanks!!!
My Three Heroes:

Frank O'Hara

John LaTouche

Oscar Levant

http://denniscooper-theweaklings.blogspot.com/2011/07/david-ehrenstein-presents-oscar-levant.html
Totally agree about Ray Bradbury. One of our literary gems, no matter what the genre.
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Behind that hand, you do sort of look like Graham Nash.
I devoured the Hardy Boys books too, and always suspected that Graham Nash was a gentleman. Ray Bradbury may not be my literary hero, but if he's yours and inspired you to write, then he should be respected and honored.
I just re-read Farenheit 451 last year--I have always loved Ray Bradbury, even though sci fi is not my favorite genre. I am in awe that you actually met him.

My son has my brother's complete original set of the Hardy Boys in his bookcase but every time he tried to read one he couldn't finish it--he had a hard time with the outdated language ( neat, nifty, shucks). I don't remember Shawn Cassidy being in the TV show but I'm sure I watched it--he was one of my early crushes.
Great post!
You are a lucky lucky duck!

I'm not a science fiction fan, but I did fall in love with the Red Dwarf series -- the books, not the British TV show, which was too...British...for my taste, but I understand there is a cult following. The books made me laugh out loud on just about every page.
Thanks for reading, everyone. Sorry for the late thanks; I've been swamped. Enough time to write, but no time for much else...
Wow is it just me or does this guy look like Blofeild from James Bond, he just needs a cat now...

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I just loved this, Ken. Smiled at the "Shawn Cassidy" tag, too. It is wonderful to meet people who have so impacted and informed your life and they have turned out to be such wonderful humans. I'm so happy for you for having that experience -- 3 times!! And Graham Nash is indeed one of the more gracious men I know. You're right on about him and that album.
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OMg I am jealous, well not really but glad for you meeting this fantastic visionary and more.
I love all those books and Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance.