I have a serious proposal, but just to keep the metaphors unmixed, the title might also be "Holding Hamid Halal." With that off my chest,

 One way to get Karzai's focus onto corruption is to get all concerned nations to announce that should his government fall, he will not be allowed to visit nor reside in any of those countries. Nor will his brother nor their families. Same with the provincial governors.

Corrupt officials usually move their graft to Swiss bank accounts and when the cash cow finally dies, they move somewhere comfortable and live well. We could prevent that.