Kerry Lauerman

Kerry Lauerman
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July 19
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Editor in Chief, Salon.com
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Salon Media Group
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Email me at: kerry-at-salon-dot-com (I'll never dig out of my Open intra-mail, I'm afraid.) I tweet at twitter.com/kerrylauerman

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NOVEMBER 8, 2008 11:10AM

Open Call: Sexiest Man Living!

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Update: Gets these posted by Saturday, Nov. 15! We'll select some for inclusion with the Salon list. KL

 

Salon launched its Sexiest Man Living! list two years ago, bolding asserting that "not all turn-ons start with a spray-on tan," and offering a corrective to People's annual celebration of all that is vanilla.  Sure, the Salon list has included the occasional pretty boy. But  this world, the libidinal wizards behind the SML curtain assure me, is ordered not by the whiteness of teeth or rock-hardness of abs but by that ineffable spark that starts in the head and ignites somewhere else. It's a land where the Colbert or Pepin can mingle easily with the Damon or Clooney. It's like a liberation of sexy. 

So who flips your switch? Who floats your boat? Who butters your popcorn, polishes your apple, cranks your chain? Who blows your skirt up, tickles your ivories, sweetens your coffee? Who irons your sheets, cleans you guters, shreds your tax returns and recycles your plastic? Huh? Tell us. We want to know! 

We want your own nominations for Salon's 2008 Sexiest Man Living! We'll feature your posts on Open Salon, of course, and several will also be selected for inclusion in Salon's official list. Just be sure to tag your post: Sexiest.

For inspiration, here are the first two lists, in 2006 and 2007

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So does that make Freaky the anti-McCain? Does she just randomly start campaigns instead of stopping them?
Modesty forbids that I should reply.
Wow, as a hetero male, comfortable with his sexuality, it's still hard for me to describe a male as sexy. "Attractive" has so many layers.
Not just the physical, but the intellectual, the passion, and presentation of one's self. It would hard for me to pick anyone other than Barack Obama right now, but I'll give it a go. I'm open-minded and anything but homophobic.
Greg,
Try to think of it as lining up a dream date for your sister.
I got mine all picked out!
I went ahead and posted the obvious. I have a few other ideas, though, to fill out the rest of the top ten.

Fun!
I like the thought of Madonna. She sure is tough enough.
Ditto what Greg said.

Pushing myself beyond the obvious (Barack Obama), what about David Axlerod? He's smart, savy, and calm. He's already done so much to restore our faith in politics. And he pulls off the mustache perfectly!

Or how about Andy Samberg? Funny is apparently sexy.

Maybe some Open Salon men merit consideration? BBD, neilpaul, and Dave Cullen could all be described as sexy guys (says the heterosexual man comfortable with his sexuality)...

the squirrel: not sexy.

When we talk about sexy women, I'll have more to contribute.
I don't suppose we can nominate Zerry? kissupkissupkissup.. so to speak

Guys, think about it, People is certain to choose Obama, previous vanilla notwithstanding. Let's think outside the box... but uh, I'm with Stellaa, Freaky needs to step out of the running.
I forgot to add my voice to Turtle's, plus this: anyone here who thinks the squirrel is sexy isn't human... we should seriously consider such person as another squirrel pretending to be a person.
C'mon, Sally, everyone knows there's nothing sexier on a man than big balls.
Kilroy was here -------> X
Call me when you're ready for my close-up.
I'm with Marple Frank for #1. However, I, being from the Philadelphia area (and a member of the Philadelphia Women's Baseball League), would proffer Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels (the frequent "ya knows" notwithstanding) and Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins (a top runner for the Roberto Clemente Award) as picks to be among the top five.
When I think of a man being "sexy" I am thinking of men who embody something I want to be or to have. I love the anguished crooning of Matt Berninger of the band The National. If I could sing rock, I would want to sing with such endearing world-weariness.
Dave Matthews at the moment, but that might change... And yes, Barack Obama... Definitely.
Since I've humbled myself by nominating The Dalai Lama, when this is done, can we do the women? Ummm I mean nominate the women?
I'll nominate Joan. ;-) "Hey Joan, how yous doin'?"
OH, and thank you Lonnie. I'm slightly humbled though.
okay: jon bon jovi, pierce brosnan, that tall Spanish actor with the sort of attractively misshapen face, I can't think of his name, but it's like benito del something or other, he's sexy in a rough and tumble way. there's tons more, I'll add them later.
bonifico del toro (?) maybe
Interesting ideas! (Mostly!)

I'm closing this thread so you won't waste your energy in this little ole Comment thread. We want to see your posts!
ok, i'll have a go at it.

-Van Jones, activist and author of The Green Collar Economy.
-Zeray Alemseged, paleoanthropologist and discoverer of "Selam,"
the oldest skeleteon of a humanoid child.
-And for pure style, Daniel Henney.
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