A friend was Googling former "Falcon Crest" star Lorenzo Lamas (ah, free time!) and stumbled upon this -- which naturally has led to much speculation. I'll confess, I once hoped of being best buds with LoLa. Cruising around Southern California on our tricked-out choppers. Jamming to Queensrÿche. Kicking at each other's head as we practiced capoeira. Sadly, though, it was all just a dream.