Kerry Lauerman

Kerry Lauerman
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New York, New York, USA
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July 19
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Editor in Chief, Salon.com
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Salon Media Group
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Email me at: kerry-at-salon-dot-com (I'll never dig out of my Open intra-mail, I'm afraid.) I tweet at twitter.com/kerrylauerman

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FEBRUARY 14, 2012 6:03PM

Introducing: Salon -- After Dark

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We're unveiling a bit of a programming experiment later tonight (at 11:59 p.m., ET, to be precise) on Salon. And, I must warn you, it involves the most tedious of subjects, the spinach of story ideas, the NyQuil of news, and I'll forgive you if you stop reading about all this right now. Yes, that's right: I'm talking about sex.

Or, precisely, coverage of sex on Salon. We've had a long tradition of writing about sex with more zest and rigor than our starchier peers, precisely because we've always felt that a subject that consumes so much of our mental energy deserves real attention. A year ago, I sprang Salon's Tracy Clark-Flory to cover the subject as a regular beat, and her fascinating reporting and deeply researched weekly advice column, Am I Normal?, has garnered a smart, devoted audience. We also, frankly, get more great submissions about sex than we know what to do with -- people seem as eager to write about it as they are to read  it. 

But over the course of a typical day, it's often tough to give adequate real estate to the subject, when urgent news takes over. So we're turning our late-night site over to libidinal curiosities. The content will pop up around midnight, and drop down the cover before sunrise. We begin tonight, with a revealing personal essay and an amusing interview and slideshow, and will continue every night, Monday through Friday, with one or two stories.  This pop-up, mini-section, will be assigned and edited by Thomas Rogers.

I'm looking forward to the reactions -- so let me know what you think. 

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I'm confused. Will we know the difference? And does this mean that certain rules about what can be posted to a blog have changed?
I usually don't get back up that late.
If you don't give Tink his own advice column then you're not really serious...
That should cover the insomnia hour for me. Could be interesting.
I've long thought the insomnia market would be a good one to corner! When I've had bouts, Open has been a good place to turn to, too.
How will you choose whom to post?
Cool. I should have a post or two.
Do we send submissions directly to Thomas or just post them on our Open Salon blog and tag them "Salon After Dark"?
For Open -- yes, I'd post with the tag:

salon -- after dark
Can't see there'll be much interest in that.
The internet is for porn. Should be a hit.
Sort of a "Penthouse Letters" section?
the x rated spammers and Nigerian princesses will love this
You guys need to re think that. Do some research on what folks really need right now. Flyover country could be a big potential market. The LAST thing the internet needs is more sex.
Harry, he's not really serious. Tink is just the whore to go to when they need a bottle of Nyquil and bed time story!! WEEP!!!

:D

"This pop-up, mini-section, will be assigned and edited by Thomas Rogers"

Pop-up, mini-section??? Tell Thomas there's a cure for that!! Seen it on late night television, Maximum XXX 9000. Makes that "certain part of a male" get huge!!! Maybe that should be the first story!!!

Teehee!!

~wanders off to smoke crack and masturbate to The Weather Channel~
scanner: Hopefully higher bar than that.

rwnj: Coming from flyover country, I know they care about sex, too.

hj: Thanks!
While not opposed to porn I say a real time Feedjit Live sort of system with people asking Tink sex questions would go through the roof. Of course the roof will probably no longer exist.
HUGGGGGG
It's not my cup of tea, but I'll probably be asleep. I just hope it comes down before daytime so I can still pull OS up occasionally at work without giving my office mate a heart attack!
Kerry, I've got the first post for you here:

http://open.salon.com/blog/designanator/2012/02/14/the_first_post_for_salon--after_dark
We already have a version of that going pretty regularly. Ahem.
And I was thinking big Salon was already covering a lot of sex.... hehehe, I guess you guys want the kind of fun we have over here at OS.
This sounds interesting. Maybe, it is just me, but some of your word choices seem x-rated. As one example, "content will pop up." R
Tink's knowledge of sex includes: "What's the sex of your child?"

Don't know, don't have any!

"Wanna talk about sex?"

Sure! Whatcha wearing?

And

"SEX? IN THE HOUSE OF GOD? GET OUT OF MY CHURCH YOU DAMN CAT!!!"

:D
I think I'll be too busy actually having sex to write about it...
It might be more, hmmm, stimulating if you gave Tink a blogging position over there.... or some kind of position. Emily, got any ideas?
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covering sex as a regular beat or many beats as necessary prior to function and proclivity whereto the beats fall to the zest and rigor of libidinal curiosities folded neat as needed.
Dr Ziggy Mutter-Job . . .
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Kerry, as they said in "The Chorus Line": "I could do that"! R
Well now, I've gotta get over to Big Momma Salon more often. I'll put the minor to bed and check in later. Thanks.
...like I don't waste enough time here during the day.
Neat idea, and wish I could stay awake past 10:17 to enjoy it. If any NSFW pictures of Alan Rickman should appear, would someone take a screenshot for me? Thx.
"it involves the most tedious of subjects, the spinach of story ideas, the NyQuil of news," ... sorry, I don't get this. Tedium, spinach and NyQuil???? What are you saying?

I don't have a sense of what the experiment is and suppose I will find out soon enough, but gotta tell ya, it doesn't inspire confidence and excitement.

Just don't invite and organize and cheerlead misogynistic titillating shock and awe is what I am asking. That is permeated into our culture way too much already.
I really do think 'libidinal curiosities' sounds like circus freakshow porn...
I'm a pretty old guy, I don't usually stay up that late anyway--among other things that don't stay up. . .
Cool. I'll check it out one of these nights when my hot flashes keep me awake. ...
I'm not entirely clear on how this is supposed to work kerry. in a couple of weeks i was planning to post a travel story that features some, adult interaction. But I don't want it confined to the graveyard shift, though of course I wouldn't mind if it were also there.

And midnight ET means 9:00 prime time on the West Coast. Lock up your daughters zanelle, Linda S, Kevin A, femme et al. And quite the breakfast treat for our Euro bloggers.
there seems to be some confusion here. I read this post to say that Big Salon will be playing with itself from midnight until dawn. OS continues as usual. Tho possibly something raunchy enough here might be picked up for the sex-fest at Big Salon.
Kerry, Grabbing the insomniac crowd -- not a bad idea and enough people have written about it lately. With the sexy late night stuff, there goes early morning OS traffic. Many will be sleeping in bleary-eyed from perusing the soft porn. ;;
Just about everyone enjoys reading about sex! :)
The be perfectly honest, this is a stupid idea.
"To be perfectly honest...
I can't make the penile slideshow work...
Thank you for removing the peering single eye, especially before this announcement. It will sell even though the internet doesn't need more sex (that's just like those frustrating "romance"novels), people need more sex. If you can figure out how to deliver that...

Thomas will have a very interesting time. Hahahaha!
Yawn....... Tink has been doing this for years. How could you rip him off so blatantly? And not even offer him the top spot, to boot?

Such dishonourable behaviour says much about the management of Salon and Open Salon.

Pfffffffffffffffttttt!!
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They show free porn every night from 11 p.m. to midnight in Amsterdam. Keeps the natives happy. Go for it.
Can you do something about only getting Salon Mobil on the phone? We should have the choice. Or at least put Salon After Dark as one of the topics.
But when will you sleep? Thanks for trying something new.
I don't get it. What does this have to do with OS? Are we all now supposed grind out the hot stuff in the hope that some crumb gets picked up by the varsity? How will this change OS?
apology?
I could not restrain myself.
Beth Mann and 'bumped"
and I followed @ 9:28
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"...pop up around midnight, and drop down the cover before sunrise."

I'm assuming you're working on Pacific Time. So the east coast can expect to see it at from around 3:00 AM to 8:00AM; those of us in the Chicago time zone will see it first at 2:00 AM, and Mountain Time at 1:00 AM, right? Hmmmm. I'm not thinking we'll notice much difference, but it's an artful concept.
Was just looking at a photo of my three beautiful grandchildren....and thinking that without sex...they would not exist...then I came upon your new venture here...so I say go for it! ...not to say that sex does not have a deep and enduring value on its own...with or without grandchildren.
Was just looking at a photo of my three beautiful grandchildren....and thinking that without sex...they would not exist...then I came upon your new venture here...so I say go for it! ...not to say that sex does not have a deep and enduring value on its own...with or without grandchildren.
Can I repost in Salon After Dark?
past my bedtime...
Typical OS thinks it's only in the USA.... Your day is my night and vice-a-verse.
Kerry,

You don't need to wait until the wee small hours to do this when Crazy Jane is posting this sort of thing about me on her page morning, noon and night.

Please do something about this situation. She is beyond out of control all over Open Salon. This is the disgusting post that she just published on her page about me in which she twists the fact that I was sexually abused by my father as a child. She is so beyond offensive that I don't see how this can continue here.

I understand that you have certain parameters with the terms of service, but perhaps you need to evaluate on a case by case basis when it comes to an individual like this who is constantly harassing a writer here.

Please at least consider what I'm saying.

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FEBRUARY 16, 2012 10:01AM
my name is hope's diary, and i had an affair with my father
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"i like to talk about my eventful childhood as often as possible.

i like also to say "super eventful childhood," cause that gets even more attention.

i talk about how my father raped me many times, but i am still a virgin.

you do the math.

i say, "i want to be chaste till i am married."

except i dont know the meaning of the word chaste, as evidenced by my constant attempts to get sexual attention. i like to talk about "fucking my future huband's brains out, anally and every other way, for at least the first year of our marriage," regularly.

i try to elicit sexual responses from men constantly. with virtually every word i write.

technically, according to websters, that isnt chaste. that is neither "pure in thought and deed," nor "modest."

also, i do not like women my age, at all. i mean, a situation like mine creates some real sibling rivalry with one's sisters, that carries over into every female relationship you ever have. not that i want female company, believe me.

this is how a girl who fucked her dad for a decade is. ok, it was longer than a decade. it continued into my adulthood. its why my sisters despise me.

when i was 16 and my mother found out, she asked my father to leave our home. i went with him.

i stayed for many years. he was always so kind to me, and so gentle.

thats the real reason i worry men wont love me. not because i am a victim of childhood sexual abuse - plenty of women are that, and society knows not to judge them. but the affair i had as an adult with my father will put off many men. i know this. and i don't want to be alone forever.

i wish daddy hadnt died, cause then i would still have him.

right now i am wearing a calvin klein sheath dress. it shows the rise of my ass and the indent of my sweet spot very clearly.

now, here is why some people think i am a gay man, rather than a woman: here is where i tell you the brand of my tights and sunglasses. now, most people feel that an actual woman will know that no man cares about the brand of tights or sunglasses. so they think i get it wrong, when i "pull this act" of being a sexy woman.

well, truth, of course i am not a sexy woman. i am morbidly obese and wear sweats all the time. the combat boots twirling in the snowflakes i wrote about the other day dont exist. i wear old fleece clogs, cause they are easy to get on and off my feet, and i dont have to bend over to tie them.

tho i do like to bend over for other things, if you catch my drift."
"So we're turning our late-night site over to libidinal curiosities. The content will pop up around midnight, and drop down the cover before sunrise. We begin tonight, with a revealing personal essay..."

Are you serious?

Personally I'm not interested.
Some of us think, write and otherwise contemplate or engage in the sex thing before midnight. I think you need a place for these posts to "sit" in a "holding cell" to be recalled and posted at or after the midnight hour.

But, that's just me. I represent the over 50 age-group of contributors/readers. So, you have to decide if you want this to be a forum just for the youngsters amongst us, or if you want input from the more-- what is the right word-- "experienced" of us.

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Do contributors have to have sex or to be a sex in order to qualify?

Ok ok don't push...I can leave on my own.
Thank heaven for my keyboard condom.
Being one of the older ones here, when it comes to sex, I can say that one is never so old or so experienced, as to lose the possibility of finding something new.

Or did I mean to say, "someone"? Can't be so sure these days.
If a guy, with a quill pen and ink bottle, is having sex and writing about it, is he a double-dipper?
Wow thanks for the concern with our sex lives...
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Yeah -sex, cheering the Democrats and recipes dominate OS...

...is there a connection?