I'd like to make an announcement.

I'm gay.

I know this is going to come as a shock to some of you. After all, some of you are blind, or deaf, or blind and deaf, or living in a bunker.

After all, I've only been having sexual relations with men for eight years now. Although many of you probably didn't know that, because I wasn't having those relations directly in front of you. I know that when you haven't actually SEEN someone have sex with another person, it can be difficult to determine just what sort of person that person would like to be personal with in that way.

Yes, it can be very confusing.

So to clear things up, I'm gay.

I like guys.

I knew that a lot of you would need me to announce this in a public fashion since everybody already saying that I was and the fact that I haven't been involved with a woman...ever.

So yeah, gay here. Big ole gay.

You may not have noticed, but all the signs were there.

I'm into guys. I've made out with guys. Guys have talked about making out with me.

All somewhat red flags.

Still, it was wrong of me not to just come out--pardon the pun--and say it.

So I'm saying it.

Me = Gay.

There.

I'm glad we could clear that up.