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Kevin Broccoli

Kevin Broccoli
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Providence, Rhode Island, United States
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July 19
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Thoughts, musings, ramblings, and occasional insight from the outside.

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MAY 2, 2011 4:05AM

The Death of Osama Bin Laden: Emotional Confusion

It's now become a fact of life that when a major news event happens, you can stroll through public opinion simply by scrolling down on your Facebook feed.

As I saw my friends react to the Osama Bin Laden's death, it seemed more and more that the overall feeling was… Read full post »
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APRIL 29, 2011 1:31PM

Mortifying Disclosures: I Love Soap Operas

My heart sank when I heard the news.

ABC had dropped the axe after years of declining ratings, and was going to cancel the long-running soap operas All My Children and One Life to Live.

To the surprise of everyone, including myself, I was devastated.

It was like finding out an… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 25, 2011 12:42PM

I Don't Blame Charlie Sheen

In the wake of CBS deciding to suspend production on the hit television show Two and a Half Men because of the erratic behavior of its star, Charlie Sheen, there are a lot of people taking shots at the troubled actor.

This isn't helped by the fact that Sheen seems to… Read full post »

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JANUARY 28, 2011 1:34PM

Can Toy Story Make You a Hoarder?

"I blame Grandpa's Magical Toys" my mother said, "That's why you're a hoarder."

My mother is referring to a video I loved when I was a kid. It was one of those movies for kids that went directly to video and looked like it was shot on some… Read full post »

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JANUARY 21, 2011 1:29PM

Why Skins is a Bad Show (And It's Not the Teenage Sex)

The MTV show Skins has riled up a lot of people--particularly, but not surprisingly, the Parents Television Council.  They're trying to get MTV to edit the show or risk facing child pornography charges for a future episode where the naked backside of a teenage actor is shown.

The show is a… Read full post »

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JANUARY 19, 2011 3:57PM

Coming Out on Myspace

A friend of mine recently made his entire Facebook profile private for a few days until changing it back to its original setting.

When I asked if something he had happened, he told me that he had applied for a job interview and he was worried that if they looked him… Read full post »

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JANUARY 14, 2011 3:17PM

Should the Gay Guy Strike Back?

"Nice scarf, faggot."

He yelled it from his car as he drove by me.

I was walking to my car after a rehearsal at a local church in downtown Providence, Rhode Island, when I felt the car behind me and heard what he said.

Then, he took off.

Whenever something like… Read full post »

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JANUARY 12, 2011 6:31AM

Notes from a Blizzard

There are two kinds of blizzards in New England, and I don't know why we bother with one of them.

There's the "maybe" blizzard.  The blizzard that gets talked about for two weeks, scares everybody to death, leads to days of preparation, and ends with about half an inch of snow you/… Read full post »
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DECEMBER 28, 2010 1:10PM

The Pop Culture Guy

"You can't possibly think that Rubicon deserved to be canceled.  Have you watched that show more than once?  You have to watch every episode at least three times before you understand the brilliance of it."

This is my friend Daniel, or as I call him, Pop Culture Guy.

In some ways,… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 16, 2010 2:58PM

Christmas with Satan

"This is what we get for being charitable."

If there's one thing my stepfather loves to do, it's remind everybody that being a good person is a bad idea.

That's why the Christmas of 1999 was an especially joyous time for him, whereas for the rest of us, it was filled… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 10, 2010 3:35PM

The Day Facebook Ran My Life

It seems like so much of my decision-making process lately has become all about the input of my "friends."

By "friends," I mean the people I'm "friends" with on Facebook--some of whom I don't even know--but who seem to have strong opinions about my life.

The other day, I actually found… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 2, 2010 11:27AM

Money, Karma, and My Car

When she gave me the check, I handed it right back to her.

I physically put it back in her hands with a laugh, a sort of chuckle, as if to say--Nooo, you don't want to give me that much money.

The money I handed back was for my car.  Someone… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 29, 2010 2:39PM

Should We Honor Reagan?

Today, an article was posted on CNN.com by David Frum discussing how to honor President Ronald Reagan on his 100th birthday next year.

There was no talk regarding whether or not Reagan is actually someone who deserves honoring.  I suppose that one could argue that a two-term President deserves m… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 27, 2010 4:01AM

He Never Closed His Eyes

"They're coming."

He used to whisper it outside my door.  I'd hear footsteps coming down the hallway, then silence, then a single fingernail sliding down until it hit the doorknob.

The knob would rattle, but not open, and I would hear him say it.

"They're coming."

Then he would take off, and the wor/… Read full post »
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OCTOBER 15, 2010 1:00PM

Remember the NC-17 Rating? It's Back...

Blue Valentine, a new film starring Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams, is stirring up a lot of attention by being the first notable film in awhile to receive and accept an NC-17 rating from the Motion Picture Review Board.

To be honest, I was shocked when I heard about the film's…

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OCTOBER 13, 2010 5:01AM

Matthew Shepard: Twelve Years Later

Today marks the anniversary of Matthew Shepard's death, five days after he was beaten and left to die tied to a fence on the outskirts of Laramie, Wyoming.

Since Shepard's death, he's become something of an icon. He's become a martyr, a poster child, a rallying cry, the subject of numerous movies
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SEPTEMBER 23, 2010 12:39PM

What I Learned from My Mom's Divorce

An article was posted on CNN.com about children of divorce and their determination to stay married. Statistics show that if one person in a marriage is a child of divorce, the chances are 50% higher that the marriage will end in divorce, and 200% higher if both spouses are children of… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2010 4:12AM

Glee: Ryan Murphy Shows His Age

Any fan of Nip/Tuck will tell you: Ryan Murphy has a problem with longevity.

The first three seasons of N/T were fantastic, but once the Carver was revealed, everything went downhill.

Okay, you say, so the man had three good years on a show. What's wrong with that?

Well, keep in mind, those three/… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 16, 2010 12:14PM

Don't Put a Hamster in a Fishbowl

This primary season has been famous for one thing:

The anti-incumbent sentiment.

I understand the feeling of many of the voters out there.

They feel that things have gotten so bad, it's simply not enough to keep flip-flopping Democrats and Republicans.

This makes sense.… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 10, 2010 1:14PM

Can You Plagiarize Your Own Life?

This week in the word of post-modernism, a person is accused of plagiarizing...their own life.

Okay, it's a bit trickier than that.

Tony Blair is being accused of taking lines from the movie "The Queen" written by Peter Morgan, and using them in his book "A Journey."

The lines in question come from a… Read full post »

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JULY 12, 2010 3:37PM

The Lindsay Lohan Media Circus

For those of us who thought the news of Lindsay Lohan going to jail was going to fade out as soon as she was actually put behind bars, today's headlines show that we're not going to be that lucky.

One of her friends made a comment that Lohan "has no intention… Read full post »

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JULY 9, 2010 1:02PM

Can You Actually Rent Friends?

There's a website causing a lot of controversy in the news right now by suggesting that people should actually be able to profit from being a friend.

The site--Rentafriend.com--is owned and operate by a man named Scott Rosenbaum in Stewartsville, New Jersey. On the site, you can type in your zip code… Read full post »

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JUNE 10, 2010 1:44PM

What You Can Learn from Having a Bad Father

Father’s Day has always been a tricky time for me.

 

My Mom and Dad are divorced, and my father isn’t exactly what you would call a model dad.

 

When I was a kid, he was more like a big brother than a father—and not inRead full post »

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MAY 28, 2010 11:19AM

How Sex and Violence Could Get Your Kids Reading

The great battle of summer is once again upon us.

Of course, I'm talking about trying to get kids to pick up a book anytime between June and July.

So is there actually a solution to this problem?

Yes, it's called--

Trashy Young Adult Literature

Wait, hear me out.

So often I see kids interested in books… Read full post »

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MAY 20, 2010 1:31PM

Is This the End of Megan Fox?

Yesterday, it was announced that Megan Fox would NOT be reprising her role in the third Transformers movie.

Now, you can't really say this is surprising--unless you happen to believe everything directors and film studios say.

Fox made disparaging (and, let's be honest, stupid) comments about filming… Read full post »