Kim Hartman

Kim Hartman
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Charleston, West Virginia, USA
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April 01
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~Flying Solo~
Bio
Kim is a former publisher and editor and now works as a freelance journalist and writer covering topics that include- Holistic and Alternative Health, Spirituality and Environmental issues, as well as southern living, culture and humor about daily life. With 20 years of experience she has written for magazines and newspapers throughout the Mid-Atlantic states and was a featured writer for Coastal Connection, InnerSelf and a contributor to the Smithsonian Magazine Health, and CNN, iREPORT and opensalon. She particularly enjoys gardening, writing and reading satire and parodies and the news of the odd, bizarre and strange, with a penchant for sharing opinions on things that make you go hmmm. email: CelebrateMe@aol.com~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them...about the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward. They invent. They imagine. They heal. They create. They explore. They inspire. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written? Or paint words to paper in a way that makes them come alive? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do." ~~ Apple Computer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown-

FEBRUARY 28, 2010 5:12AM

Olympic Crotch Shots- Ohno? Oh-yes!

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                                   NBC's Olympic Obsession

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     NBC Gets GOLD in - Up close and Personal Olympic Viral Video's

                     

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                          Ohno, no he didn't-- Ohno, yes he did

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So how about those speed skating races last night? Man, that Apolo Anton Ohno sure knows how to do a nice crotch shot and a helluva hippity hoppity chair  bounce to boot.

Seriously – did the camera man wake up in the morning and say, “Today, I am going to get an upward angle shot of Apolo’s crotch.” That whole sequence made me feel uncomfortable and it was probably illegal in some states and countries.

On the flipside of things, it kinda looks like Apolo did it on purpose. It’s like he was thinking, “If this cameraman is going to be all up in my business, I am going to give the world a show.”
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                                ohnoohyeah1 

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                                    Olympic Junk Cams the Viewers Choice?
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Dear Mr Peacock,
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Funny that you have cock in your name when the purpose of my friendly email to you is to ask about your camera mans extreme fascination with Apolo Ohno's crotch and spandex skin tight speed skater's uniforms.
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Just what was he/she thinking each time he zoomed in on the Ohno family jewels? Was this the same cameraman each time? Or is there a mass conspiracy on the part of the NBC crew to see how many times they can show the outline of Apolo's package for all the world to see.
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Did the cameraman lose a bet and have to film this close up crotch shot? 
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Is there a bounty on crotch shots? A gold medal for the best shot?
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It was amusing to see that the far from shy Ohno cooperated when he playfully shook it out. leg and all for the world to see  his business through the twisted minds eye of the NBC Vancouver Voyeur Cam.
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 Are all  the camera operators looking for that 10 seconds of fame when their clip goes viral within minutes of it hitting the airwaves?
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Is there actually a man skating around the oval a few feet ahead of the tip of Ohno's manly hood waiting for that one magic moment that will leave viewers with a warm fuzzy feeling from the Vancouver Winter Games?
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 Sorry NBC no matter how many crotch shots you show it will still not take the image away you imprinted in our brains the first 15 min of the 2010 Olympic Winter Games broadcast.
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Stop mining for Gold (advertising dollars) in the crotches of USA skaters                             .
                          .Scotty Lago Wins Bronze
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                     Geez, Scotty Lago went home for less
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If your camera lens gets any closer and that ice rink starts warming up someone may lose an eye if a wardrobe malfunction occurs.
                 
Please tell me does the tip of Apolo's  skates come fitted with a remote contolled junk cam that you can turn off and on depending on spikes in ratings and drops in total viewing audience?
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Its been reported that Richmond Olympic Oval and the popularity of Ohno and NBC's crotch cam has increased the fan base of speed skating to now include the Mens Olympic figure skaters who are flocking in droves to the stands when Apolo's and his stuff are on the oval ice track.
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Perhaps will see some figure skaters crossing over to speed skating in time for the 2014 Olympic Winter Games after all the abuse they have taken during these games for the less then manly behaviour and dress.
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                                                   Apolo Ohno's DayQuil & NyQuil Commercial 
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I am all for Team Ohno but if you keep showing him yawning I am afraid your advertisement dollars from the Dayquil and NyQuil commercials may drop off so how about featuring some other up and coming speed skaters when you don't have the proper angle for the "Apolo Anton Ohno Junk Cams" streaming hippity hop lapdancing video feed.
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          Get ready to shut down the flame the  party is almost over...
Congratulations to all the USA 2010 Vancouver Winter Games athletes!
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                             .vancouver1

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Jeez. Peacock indeed.

For anyone who wants to clear that sad image from you brain, I suggest this: Here's double silver medal short track winner Marianne St Gelais cheering on her boyfriend Charles Hamelin as he wins the first of his two gold medals (this is the race Ohno got DQd in.) This is the most exuberant, sexy moment I've ever seen in sports.

I think I'm just going to try and remember Ohno from his happier Dancing With the Stars days.
I think that was some "hitch in his giddyup" rather then a hippity hoppity chair bounce. A gold medal performance either way!
Good going Apolo, you rock!
I am sticking with the "hippity hoppity" chair bounce description and would like 10% of any future easter bunny hippity hoppity Duracell commercials Apolo may be offered over the next weeks.