I pay most of my monthly bills online or simply have them auto drafted from our checking account.  So the days of sending things through the U.S. Postal Service have dwindled for me.  Soon I'll be withdrawing all of our cash by the Government owned banks too and will just pay bills in cash.  It's a good thing too because as of today I boycott all Socialist American programs like the USPS.  I will drive Aunt Mary's birthday card to her myself this year.  Even though she's three states away, I'm driving.  High gas prices be damned, I will not support the Socialist USPS.
 
There have been a rash of burglaries in my city this year.  I'm going to buy two more guns today and a couple of grenades (just in case).  Yes, the boycott of our Police Department starts today.  If I am pulled over by the po-po I will not talk to them and I will call them Socialist pigs that drain  our tax dollars with their inflated salaries.  I may carry my gun with me in case they mouth off.  Maybe a gun rack in my car with two assault weapons will be enough to discourage them from stopping me?
 
I've just finished installing the automatic sprinkler system all throughout our home.  Fire Department, go to hell.  With your fancy "fire proof" suits that cost us American tax payers thousands of dollars and your big extravagant breathing apparatuses I will NOT abide!  I have water running through the pipes of my house.  Well, until later this afternoon when they turn it off.  I have alerted the public utilities Socialist conglomeration to turn off the water.  I have hooked a pump up to the creek out back of my home.  We'll have to drink bottled water, but at least buying water is Capitalist!
 
Of course once the electricity will soon be cut off here at our home from the Socialist Power Board.  I will need to stock up on gasoline from the Capitalist gas stations for the numerous generators I purchased at Home Depot via the Capitalist system.  I am doing my part to keep America's economy rolling, are you?  I already stopped traveling the Socialist roadways of our city earlier in the week. I now ride my bicycle through the woods and yards to get where I need to go.  Our tax dollars cannot be used to support paying for needless roads.  The whole repaving of roads is a scam anyway.   Asphalt should last forever and it doesn't.  What a waste.
 
I took all my son and wife's library books to the library and burned my library card in protest out front.  The librarian with her stoic Socialist face called the cops and fire department but I put the fire out myself.  I told the cops to "talk to the hand" and flipped the JCFD off and told them "I don't need no stinking Socialist Fire Department putting out my fires!

I must say that I am definitely keeping Wal-Mart's Capitalist strong hold on America secure just based on the amount of Febreze I've bought in the subsequent weeks.  Trash has been a bit of a problem.  I notified the local garbage pickup and recycling truck to bypass our home in lieu of my family transporting our own trash to the dumps.  The cars are beginning to really smell bad, as is our garage.  But I will not be deterred in stopping these blatantly Socialist programs.  I am tired of having my paycheck cut by a vast percentage each month to fund these programs.  I also bought face masks for my family, so problem solved.

My friends and I have devised a way to bypass Ambulance Services funded in part by the Socialist American Government.  We each hooked old sleighs behind our bicycles and put each other's names on speed dial in our cell phones (cell phones usage is Capitalism at its best).  Should one of us be in an accident, we will simply speed dial until we reach someone to come pick us up.  If we should be unconscious at the scene, we all have hand written billboards in our automobiles (each one fire proofed) and engraved medallions around our neck instructing bystandes NOT to call an ambulance.  We think this will work.

Today is the last day of public school for my son.  He cried a lot last night and told us he hated us a few times but I told him that I would learn him his school work in the evening by flashlight when my wife and I get home from our jobs.  There was a bit of trepitation on his part when we informed him he would be staying home by himself all day while we work.  I told him, "look son, you're 8-years old, grow the hell up will ya?"  He cried some more but kids, they're very resilient.  He'll adapt.

I refuse to pay taxes any more because I no longer believe in Government.  The Socialist strangling of our earnings will no longer have a hold on my family.  I told my employer to stop withholding income taxes from my paycheck.  I started this a couple of months ago and I double dog dare the Socialist IRS to come knocking on my door looking for a hand out.  We are a totally Capitalistic family now and have no need to contribute to the Socialist system any longer.  The only good government is no government.

I called the Department of Defense and told them they would no longer kill people in the name of my God with my tax dollars.  They said something really brilliantly witty like "son, don't you love Amurca and want yourn family defensed by the military?"  I laughed a bit and told them about my sharpshooting abilities and offered to ride over on my bike and show them my marksman patches.  As I informed them, if terrorists invade my home, I am going to be more than equipped to defend my home, just like our founding fathers did back in the days of militia.

I have the entire health care thing covered too.  I bought an automatic defibrillator that runs off a gas powered generator, just in case one of our hearts stop.  I bought the "Ultra-Mega Survivalist First Aid Kit" at Wal-Mart (buy the Wal-Mart knock off brand, you'll save half) and it has everything you need to fix any number of maladies.  I found kevlar vests at a discount military surplous store right in town.  The owner thanked me for being a good American and I shook his hand with a tear in my eye.  My wife, son and I can walk the streets now and not worry about being taken out by a gun toting crack head.

Wake up America.  The perils of Socialism have slowly been taking us over since The Declaration of Independence was first signed.  Now that Obama is in office he wants to complete the switch from God fearing Capitalists to Marx and Hitler worshipping Socialists.  Police Departments, Fire Departments, Utilities, Postal Services, Highway Departments, libraries, trash service, ambulance services, public schools with all their  arts programs  add up to only one thing in my eyes, Socialism!

We have to take a stand against the vast spread of Socialism in America people.  We can't let these fat governmental programs suck us dry of our hard earned cash. I bought a king sized mattress and removed the stuffing too to store our cash.  We will no longer support these Socialist, Government owned banks to protect our money.  We will cash our checks at Wal-Mart (they do that too!) and stuff our earning in the mattress.  The only FDIC I need has a clip on it and holds 12 rounds and it is semi-automatic.

I apologize that I have to cut this short.  There are a couple of black cars out in front of my house with some men in dark menacing suits getting out.  I think I just heard the door bell ring (I can't wait until they cut the power) so I'm going to get my hunting knife out and go see who it is.  I'll finish this post as a "Part II" at a later date.  Stay strong America.  Stay independent and don't give into big  government!  Keep 912 hope alive, after all, this is our country!