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OCTOBER 17, 2009 4:46PM

"The Last Supper" - Right vs. Left and Hilarity Ensues

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  a last supper
"The Last Supper" Original Film Trailer
 
We all harmlessly fantasize about doing certain things to all of those bullet point talking RWNJ's out there who come at us with the same old, tired prejudices and "conservative family values" swill.  In 1995 director Dan Rosen wrote a screenplay for a very small film called "The Last Supper."  The entire budget was obviously spent on casting as the film takes place (for the most part) in the dining room of a home shared by five ultra liberal roommates.
 
There are a few extraneous scenes in their tomato garden and a couple of others at the police station.  The crux of the film has all of the hilarious dialogue and action taking place at the dinner table, or supper table if you prefer.  The premise is a bit twisted but the film does have redeeming social messages in it.  If you take this fantasy to reality, it may have consequences.
 
I'm not sure how many of you have or have not seen the film, so I don't want to give anything away in the form of spoilers.  I will simply try my best to describe the witty and very dark premise.  Let's just say the film is part fantasy and partly the way that many of us feel in todays hate mongering and vitriolic division in American politics.
 
The film stars a young Cameron Diaz, the brilliant Courtney B. Vance, Ron Eldard, Anabeth Gish and little known, but brilliantly paranoid Jonathan Penner.  The film start out as Eldard's character Pete is picked up when his car breaks down by our first cameo appearance in Bill Paxton.  He invites Paxton in for the nightly ritual at the dinner table with his four roommates.  These five roommates are definitely card carrying ACLU members and Paxton is your stereotypical foul mouthed bigot.
 
He takes his bigoted talk a bit farther when the conversation heats up and holds a knife to Eldard/Pete's throat.  He threatens to rape the two women.  Doesn't exactly sound like a comedy yet, but that's to come.  In self-defense, Penner's character stabs Paxton, only after Paxton breaks Pete's arm.  The five have a hilarious conversation about what to do, call the police or bury the body.  The man did threaten all their lives. http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/The%20Last%20Supper%201995%20Ron%20Eldard%20Cameron%20Diaz%20Courtney%20Vance%20Annabeth%20Gish%20Jonathan%20Penner%20pic%203.jpg
You may want to re-think dinner with this clean-cut looking group.

A light switch turns on in each of their minds and they figure that Paxton's drifter character and his ideologies was better off dead.  So they bury him in the back yard and plant tomato vines in his up turned soil.  Thus begins the downward spiral of enticing a plethora of right wing characters to dinner and a plan to off them with arsenic laced wine.  They have two bottles on the table, the green bottle is the "safe wine", the blue bottle is the deathly arsenic concoction.  The use of the two bottles like the scales of justice is funny in and of itself. Each particular victim is a cameo by a then or now famous star in Mark Harmon, Jason Alexander, Charles Durning and others.  
 
Thrown in with all of this is a missing young girl who is being sought after by local Sheriff Alice Stanley played by the stoic former SNL alum Nora Dunn.  We find out a bit about some of the characters that have become victims of the crusading anti-right wing roommates and the paranoia and in-fighting grows as quickly as the body count.

Ron Perlman as right wing zealot author Norman Arbuthnot

(Perlman proves that his "Beauty and the Best" and two turns as Hellboy were no fluke.)

My favorite character in the entire movie is a Rush Limbaugh like talking head pundit played by the brilliant Ron Perlman.  The roommates only know him by seeing him spread vile words and rhetoric on the TV screen, much like Limbaugh, O'Reilly or Glenn Beck.  He of course eventually ends up in their dining room of terror and thus begins the climax of the film and one of the great monologues in dark comedy from the afforementioned Perlman.
 
I don't want to give away the ending but it does have a moral to it and it leaves a lot to the imagination.  It certainly goes without saying that thinking or fantasizing about such things is quite different than actually carrying them out.  I urge you to Netflix or rent this film.  Especially if you are of the left leaning mentality.  Despite the trailer and premise, it is not a film condoning violence and retribution over such things as differing ideologies.  It simply shows us why we should put things into perspective.  Very fitting now 14-years since the film was made.

SPOILER ALERT

I chose to include this seminal scene in case you are not convinced to see the film or not.  This is not the actual climax, but it is near the end of the film and does head to head take on the hypocrisy of politics by a group of liberals talking to one "supposed" right wing nut job coming clean, or is he?  It is indeed a powerful scene and Perlman was brilliant. If you are convinced you will like the film (which you will), don't watch.

 


 

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My continuing series of mini-reviews and recommendations of small films that are gems. Put this one on your Netflix queue.
That movie is one of my favorites, from the beginning to the end! I'll never forget the cockroaches in the tomatoes as a metaphor.

Now If I could just figure out what the metaphor was, I'll be good.

The only other role that I'd seen RP in was as the hunchbacked, miserable monk in that Umberto Ecco number....what was it? "The Name Of The Rose".

He was awfully cool in this movie.
I've always thought that the cockroaches were the imminent death associated with the tomato plants, but that may be too obvious Z.
Perlman was phenomenal and sadistically manipulative, or was he only honest? Well, they have to see the film to know, right? :-)
He played Hellboy in Hellboy and Hellboy II and played The Best on the TV show Beauty and the Beast with Linda what's her name from The Terminator. He is a very good stage actor and it shows in this film.
I was personally very gratified when Limbaugh admitted that it was all for entertainment. I personally couldn't face myself every day if I peddled lies, bigotry, and intolerance the way he does, but at least he's admitted that it's all an act.

Which of course does nothing to help undo the damage that the does to the country. In my view, it makes it worse.
I haven't seen it but it looks fun. Thanks for the review and recommendation!
R.
Yes Doug, it's a step. But the damage HAS been done. If he truly wanted to help America he'd quit and retire with his hundreds of millions of dollars. The difference between the Perlman character in the film and Limbaugh is sincerity in his acting. For Perlman that is. I would never trust Rush Limbaugh no matter what he said.

Thanks Andy. It doesn't really matter which side of the political spectrum you're on. Righties won't watch it because of the premise, but it's equally delightful in its message for both sides AND the all important middle...
I do remember this movie. I avoided accepting dinner invitations for a few days afterwards... ~R~
Haha! Agreed Chuck, or blue decanters at least!

Does anyone notice that these YouTube clips are titled "conservative author tells off the right"!!!! I think these mooks thinks this guy was a REAL writer!!! They just DON'T get anything. You can't teach stupidity.
Why haven't I heard of this one before?! I gotta get out of the cave more. the last video sells the show for me. Thanks for the heads up, G.
Will check it out. Thanks for the link.

Rated.
Mikey, you'll love it my man!

Dammit, I KNEW I should have put "balloon boy" in the title!!!!!
Grrrrrr, STUPID me!
I'll have to check it out. You've sold me on it. (I didn't even watch the spoiler.)
Awesome Kris. It's not really a entire film spoiler, just an important scene in the moral of the film.
thanks! on my must-see list now
You're welcome Greg and Ginny. I think you'll enjoy it. I hope so.