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OCTOBER 20, 2009 9:44AM

GOP Chair Michael Steele Wins Nobel Prize for Comedy

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 GOP Chair Steele: The fundamentals of the economy - I mean health care system - are strong

by John Aravosis (DC) on 10/19/2009 12:31:00 AM

 

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G.O.P. Chairman Michael Steele
a nobel
First ever Nobel Prize for Comedy

GOP chair Michael Steele appeared on Univision this morning. As usual, he made a gaffe. Two, actually. The first was claiming that America's health care system doesn't need reform. The second, saying that our healthcare system is the best in the country. Uh, I suppose so.

Jorge Ramos - Republican Senator Olympia Snowe has announced that she will vote for a healthcare reform bill. Are you disappointed, do you expect more Republicans to vote for it?

Michael Steele - I don't, if it's what we've seen produced so far in the House and in the Senate. I don't think we need a comprehensive overhaul of our healthcare system because our healthcare system, while it remains the best in the country and while it provides largely the services that people need and the quality of those services are very, very good, there are costs associated with this system that needs to be address more directly.
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Michael Steele was also runner-up in the Nobel Prize for Redundancy Nobel Prize.  He actually used this sentence, which makes Bobby Jindal look like a master orator.  "I don't think we need a comprehensive overhaul of our healthcare system because our healthcare system, while it remains the best in the country and while it provides largely the services that people need and the quality of those services are very, very good, there are costs associated with this system that needs to be address more directly."
Huh? Our health care "remains the best in the country"?  Honestly Michael, did you mean to say "the world?"  That of course would have been a major lie, so did you catch yourself mid-sentence and change it to country?  We only have one health care system for the country you clown, that's why we have to reform it.  I don't know which clown school the G.O.P. find these Bozos at, but I hope they continue to "steele" their best students.
Congratulations Chairman Steele, you are the first ever unwitting winner of the Nobel Prize for comedy with that insanely bad sound bite above.  If America weren't so stupid, I would say that you did the country a great service with your comments.  Unfortunately, America is just stupid enough not to get the joke and the joke is on all of us.
 

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I'm about to throw in the towel and move to an industrialized power country. Sao Paolo Brazil? Gordon?
This is worthy of a rating or a ranting or both.
WTF??? Is he on drugs or something? Or is he just a ludicous clown with pretensions of vague relevancy?
It's worthy of fifteen minutes of contemplation just trying to figure out if Steele road on the short bus as a child...
He isn't lying, when you have a bad system but it's the only system it is the best in the nation.
He's too square to ever take drugs. I guess once Urkel stopped filming, he had to get into some other profession.
While reading this celebratory post I kept getting snippets of "Proud to be an American" sarcastically going through my mind. Great rant, Greg!
Steele is a very worthy recipient of the the new Nobel. He has now graduated to the point that he speaks in broken, nonsensical sentences a la Palin and Beck. To think that he's managed that in such a short time warrants another stupidity award from somewhere.
he recently took public speaking lessons from sarah palin. sentence construction and crystal clear meaning: dead giveaway.
Michael Steele is on my list of top 10 Republicans who I hope don't go away any time soon. Great post and Rated.
Haha O.N.L., I never said he was a liar, just a clown.

Yeah Walt, Lee Greenwood for G.O.P. Chair!!!! The rednecks would love it!

Michael, as I continue to respectfully say, the G.O.P. are so obvious in their poor strategic moves. Palin was supposed to be the new Hillary. HOOONK Steele is supposed to be the right's answer to Obama. HOOONK!!!! We're stupid, collectively as a country, but not that stupid, yet.

Indeed Femme.

Thank you Nikki. I can't really take all the credit. Steele did most of the work.
I believe that Steele thought "Univision" was a comedy network.
I think the award is well deserved. If ya'll understood GOP-speak, it all makes sense in a cosmic sense, because it just means "NO HEALTHCARE EVER!" I'm sure Chairman Steele (which is Stalin in Russian) thought he was going to translated into Spanish and since no hispanics are going to vote Republican ever, it didn't matter. And I think he looks good in white-face.
Thank you so much for keeping track of the Bozos in the R. party! It saves me minutes of TV watching time. Sometimes they just need enough rope to hang themselves, as do we all.
The Republicans are so stupid, they figured that if they put a black guy in a powerful position, that would neutralize Barack. What they seemed to have missed is that our black guy is smart; theirs is a moron. Color doesn't matter.
Funny. (Not Steele, the piece) R
Condi Rice and Michael Steele are an embarrassment to African-Americans, especially as members of the racist Republican party. As Bill Maher says, "All racists aren't Republicans, but all Republicans are racists." Why else would average Americans be Republicans, the party of and for the wealthy? Based on my research and having given this question much thought, there is no other conclusion I can reach. Racism is the "glue", the connection among all Republicans. "African-Americans Republican" is an oxymoron as is "Christian Republican" and "gay Republican".
Kinda sad when Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck (the real chairmen) are the smart ones in the Republican leadership.

Come to think of it, it's kinda sad that Rush and Beck are the closest thing the GOP has to leadership.
Yet still Braazillian ex-patriats will expound at the wisdom of the buffons
Between him and the rest of the clowns the republicans keep throwing at us I can't believe people how people fall for this crap. The dumbing down of America continues!
R~
Very funny, but sad it has come to the point they need to lie.
Golf claps ensue.
Rated.
Quite possibly the most poorly constructed sentence that I have ever had the dismay of seeing.

Please, allow me to reconstruct that sentence so that it makes sense to the Average American...

"I don't think. We need a comprehensive overhaul of our healthcare system. Our healthcare system, while it remains the best in the country, is the only health care system in the country. While it provides the services that people need and the quality of those services are adequate if one resides in a third world country, We must improve the quality of care. There are costs associated with this system that need to be addressed."

MUCH better...
Well, it's about time!
My goodness, we have equal opportunity in being stupid. Steele deserves that Nobel, because he has a sizable body of work in comedic political rhetoric.

The Three Rhetorical Stooges: Pathos, Ethos and Logos! Yee hah!
Stupid MFers. Now we have "The Patriot Movement". Jesus Horatio Christ these people have too much time on their hands.
Shame on us. Shame on the stupidity of politics.
So true P.K.. Of course, I can't shame myself, I'm on the right side which is left. ;-)
He's a douchebag I tell ya.
Sounds like Palin has been holding classes in nonsense speaking. Maybe she gives out certificates upon graduation adn the students need to go otu and give speeches which mean nothing to keep up their standing within the club. Who knows what "THEY" do?
Please, Greg, don't insult the kids on the "short bus". These kids are way smarter than this boob!
I wonder how he finds his way to the bathroom in his own house. What a clown.

Monte
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BEST IN THE COUNTRY!!!!! woooooo!! We're #1!!! We're #1....

;)
Oh, I don't know if it's beyond Steele to lie and say that health care in the United States is the best in the world. A lot of right wing nuts are repeating that lie. And then they talk about the thousands of Canadians and Brits flocking to the US to get treatment before they die and they tout the Canadian woman who had "cancer" and had to come here. Never mind that her condition wasn't life threatening and wasn't cancer and she went broke coming here.