This is one of my recent additions to the Second Life Marketplace. Thought some of ya'll would get a kick out of it....
I recently had the, um, unpleasant experience of being in the company of someone with alot of emotional flatulence. That is to say, their behavior, which appeared to be precipitated by a rancid emotionality, stunk to high heaven.
Well, not one to sit idly by, I put my team of mad scientists on the job right away! They conducted a series of highly classified and statistically suspect experiments and, after much dialogue and the occasional call for paramedics, brought the Wingsong Gas Mask to me for inspection.
I have to tell you, I was QUITE impressed!
This mask is not just another ugly face in the crowd. (Seriously, have you ever seen a gas mask that made a person prettier than they were? OK. There was that one guy I knew in college, but he was butt ugly to start with.)
Speaking of behinds. This gas mask doesn't just provide a substantial measure of protection against all manner of toxic fumes. It even PRODUCES some.
You get TWO audio systems:
1 - Funny Sound Clips: We've preloaded your gas mask with 15 smell-related audio clips. A little farting and burping. Some sneezing, coughing, and gagging. And a few amusing little clips that had me in stitches when I heard them. Of course, I am easily amused, so you'll have to be the judge. Touch the large mouth piece for the menu of sound clips.
2 - Realistic Breathing: We've also preloaded the Wingsong Gas Mask with 4 loops of breathing. Touch the main facial mask for your menu of breaths.
You can add your own clips and loops (maximum of 22 total) by dragging them from your inventory into each of the two prims holding the scripts.
The Wingsong Gas Mask also has a breath emitter. You can even tell by its action that it's working. How? Because when you exhale a faint green moisture emits from the dual filtration system!
AND to protect your eyes when you find yourself submerged in toxic waste (biological or emotional), we've installed a pair of highly polished, multishielded night vision enhanced lenses. Not the kind that blinds you if you wear them in light, but the futuristic kind that allows you to see through all manner of doodoo no matter what time of day it is.
Yeah, you guessed it. The Wingsong Gas Mask is your perfect protection against drama queens!
In reality, getting tripped up by a skilled game player is no laughing matter. But sometimes we'd cry if we didn't laugh, and after being droopy-drawered about the whole affair for a few days, I decided to laugh. And boy, is the Wingsong Gas Mask great for a few laughs!
Easily adjusts to virtually any head. Drama queens are discouraged from wearing this mask. It can cause their heads to explode.
For questions or a live demonstration of this or any of our fine/fun Wingsong products, IM Kit Ciaco!
Don't be misled by the low cost of our items - we make great products and sell for low prices to make our products available to people on all budgets. We can afford to do this because we create excellent items and provide excellent customer service and support.
Oh. The kitten in the last picture? That's one of our Wingsong Renegade's favorite pets, and one of the few critters we wear that we did NOT make. Obviously, it is not included in this package, but we got a kick out of the picture and thought you might get a smile out of it as well.