kitehlips's Blog
kitehlips
- Location
- Black Forest, germany
- Title
- Professional Catwrangler, Artist, Muse, Seeker, Playmate
- Bio
- Things overheard at my house: (seriously!)
~~Yes, I think the chainsaw goes with that wig better than the accordian.
~~Get off the goddamned table! Kitty NO!
Don't bite my brushes you little shit!
~~Is it aperitif time yet???
~~No, it's OK honey, just load the motorbike in the van and I will pack the rest tomorrow.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Literary Love Letter to Steven
Axelrod
March 24, 2009 10:29AM - The Full Frontal Naked
Spudman!
March 22, 2009 05:57AM - Trying to open bullets with a
hammer
March 05, 2009 03:01PM - Homelife Haiku #1
March 03, 2009 10:39AM - Political Haiku (in German)
March 03, 2009 06:58AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks for the list! I
don't know any of these so I
am off to
have a big, long
h…”
January 01, 2012 05:46AM - “Please don't stop
writing. Your writing tugs
gently,
insistantly.
I
want to know…”
March 24, 2011 02:32PM - “Late to the party but
just had to
comment!
Thought(and
emotion provoking) post
D…”
March 04, 2011 05:16AM - “Oh my god. I think I'm
in love with you.
I
thought the #1 was good but
the #2 KILL…”
March 03, 2011 01:46PM - “Hey there, this was a
*great* post. I can *so*
relate. Except
I don't speak
Fren…”
February 24, 2011 02:48PM
Kitehlips's Links
- Addictive Blogs
- S. Leigh Design
- Boing-Boing
- Makezine
- WIRED
- Moto GP
Literary Love Letter to Steven Axelrod
My head exploded with images and sensory memories while I was reading Sandra Stephen's interview with Steven Axelrod. I became aware of the foolish desire to write Steven a literary love letter. Thanks alot Sandra. If I make an ass of myself you are to blame. You ask gre… Read full post »
The Full Frontal Naked Spudman!
Ladies and Gentlemen…and the rest of you, I now present the Spudman interview!
So, hm….where to begin ? I could start out slow and work my way towards nasty or just dive right in….Should I be serious, try to be all intelligent-like? … Read full post »
My sister and I were about 8 and 9. I don't know where we found the bullets but I do know they were 45's. Didn't know what that meant....then.
You see, part of this was my mom's fault because she wouldn't allow a TV in the house. So my sister and… Read full post »
Homelife Haiku #1
Political Haiku (in German)
Why is shit tapered?(no people, this is NOT a nasty post)
So your asshole doesn't slam shut, silly!
I love jokes. Unfortunately this is one of my favorites. Wait! Don't go!
Since moving to Europe, I have been collecting international jokes. These aren't jokes about being international, they are jokes that work translated into any language. … Read full post »
Hi, my name is Kitehlips and I am an addict.
I am addicted to reading. And books. Absolutely. My girlfriend knows this about me and she loves me no less than if I were not an addict. I am powerless to pull away from a good book and I have, at… Read full post »
My Cat's Fasching Costume
He is not pissed off because he's wearing a wig, he's pissed off because he didn't want to be Pipi Langstrumpf. He wanted to be Spiderman.
Hands down, The Pillow Book. No contest. I am a movie freak and I adore unusual films, classics, foreign...just about everything! But the film, The Pillow Book, stands out like a crystal goblet in a box of socks.
This is one of the most beautiful movies I have ever seen. … Read full post »
Olympic Synchronized Napping
Ladies and Gentlemen! We bring you LIVE to the 2007 Olympic Synchronized Napping event being held in the elegant Schwartzwald Holzbachtal Arena!
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Deana Patrick here! And this is my good friend Wolfgang! It's very exciting to be back in Germany and in such a be… Read full post »
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