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Kate O'hehir
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Beijing, China
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ESL/IELTS instructor
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A graduate of the UND school of mass communications and M.A. English graduate work at University College Dublin and Goldsmith's University London. Have lived all over the U.S. as well as Dublin, London, Amsterdam, and visited Nepal in 2001. Currently living in Beijing, China since 2008 as an ESL/IELTS instructor and free lance writer. Formerly from Mesa, Arizona.

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FEBRUARY 15, 2012 2:34AM

Better bad baijiu

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 Mahakala ran out of baijiu and all hell broke loose!
 
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Baijiu, (pronounced by joh) literally translates to "white liquor, " distilled from grain alcohol making it very potent - 40-60% alcohol, distilled from sorghum and has a distinctive smell and taste - if you can get past the fire that consumes your mouth and throat after swallowing. People who enjoy baijiu refer to the "fragrance" of the stuff. It is served in mini-wine glasses and is usually thrown back, not sipped. 
 
There is no shame in barfing up baijiu, especially bad, or cheap baijiu, toilet around San Li Tun reek of it in the sinks.  I never touch the stuff, but I do keep a supply on hand for my favorite protector being, Mahakala.  He likes to smell it, so every night I give him a “mickey” (a small shot) in a bowl in front of him.
 

The good stuff: courtesy alibaba.com

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I buy it at my neighborhood store, it's really cheap, Photo #1 is .35c.  Photo #2 is $30.  Your choice. Inside my neighborhood store they have an Buddhist alter with 3 large statues: a White Tara, a Green Tara and another male figure.  I needed votive candles, and in my bad Chinese pointed to the ones they had burning and askedthe son (who speaks a little English) if they had any.

 

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This is not my neighborhood shop, but it is common to see pre-school age kids spending the day with their mothers in the family shop.

http://blogs.sacbee.com/photos/2010/05/images-of-daily-life.html 

 The following is very Chinese.

Mom and son have a discussion after they realize I indeed want votive candles, and that I have statues, too, and the candles are for the same purpose they are using them for.  They go into a back room (these small shops the owners always live on the premises) and I hear an old man speaking softly.  I see through an opening in the curtain that divides the house from store, and saw another full container of the yellow candles being brought out, but obviously the old man said no.  Don’t sell them.

The son came out, and took down his own container of coconut scented votive candles and gave me six, no charge.  That is very unusual in China, but I realized these must be special temple candles, candles they had purchased specifically at a temple, and it would be bad luck to sell them, so they gave me some.  They understood I wanted them for the exact same reason.  For my statues (and the baijiu).

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All is well with the world now.  I bought Mahakala a better brew of baijiu and lit the new candles, brought the girls over (the White and Green Tara) and my big soapstone Buddha from Angor Wat that Kat gave me.  I have a large vase of lilies in the middle, which the Taras like to smell (me too) and Mahakala has a new big bottle of baijiu, so everyone is happy.  They are partying down right now.   Inhaling the ambrosia of the human world, flowers, booze and candles.  Even the God's party on Valentine's Day.

  And this is not a dude to be kept waiting....

 

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Very cool little story with another tiny "slice of Chinese life" tossed in to round things out. I would not make Mahakala wait any longer than necessary. He looks like a jealous and vengeful deity/spirit.

--R--
Cool! Happy belated V-Day!!

:-) / r

I wouldn;t screw with Mahakala either!
He may look menacing but he hangs out with some loving and compassionate women.
rated with love
I will try not to make any spirits angry today.
By Jon!
You have the most interesting and -if i may say so- weird stories, Kate! Weird because they are all depict such a different life style with which I'm terribly unfamiliar. Thanks for sharing.
I have know idea what I just read
and I often use the incorrect form of words
Hmmm, not 'Tea Total' is it?

If it's true that Chinese Society commenced 5000 years ago I bet the internet must have vied with Deer Penis for the top slot hobby?

Such diverse and complicated people too.
We ignored China at our peril and shit happened.

RAted with an Ug.
p.s.
In the Dude photo he has a dagger against his penis. Is this normal or is he a blog and email hacker awaiting his 'therapy'???
Great story, Kate. Happy belated Valentine's Day!
Dunnniteowl:

Mahakala is the defender of the dharma (sacred books) but for a teacher, he's got our back.
Torritto: No, that's why I always give him a little drink every night (my dad always had a vodka martini when he came home from work)
Jonathon: Oh, yes. I have had baijiu go in and not too much later come right back out. Yes, at a KTV and that's about all I remember about that night (going away party for a teacher, we all did shots) Maybe if we put it in jello it would go down a little easier.

RP: Yes, the ladies sometimes sit by my computer, but they sit on either side of him at night to keep him company.

Mary: spirits keeps the bad spirits away!

FunSuna: Sometimes things just strike me as strange (especially if kind) and it's worth a note (instead of journaling, we blog now)

DH: Thanks for reading!

UK: I have a photo of a "donkey meat" restaraunt, but it didn't fit the theme so I am saving that one. And they do serve sides of "penis" on a stick. If I have to choose, I still prefer human, tasty but yet not exactly consumed. And Mahakala has very low tolerance for evil doers, he is also the destroyer of men.
Sounds like the 'White Lightning' of the Hills out here.

No sippy cause if you do, you'll die!! :D

Rated!
I can't drink it myself, but have pretended to "Gombai" a thousand times (with an empty glass : )
I would imagine one would be prudent to keep the baiju well apart from the candles, especially the lighted ones. I suppose it wouldn't be wise, either, to breathe on the candles while lighting them after having taken a swig of medicinal baiju.
A beautiful snippet of China...thank you!
Matt:

THANK YOU! I am lucky I have not died in a fire the way I smoke, but I seriously had not thought about that! The votives are inside glass holders so the flame doesn't rise above it, but the stuff really is vaporous.

Even with Beijing's dirty air, I always leave a window open 24/7,