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Restore Our Future, the powerful pro-Romney Super PAC, has initiated an aggressive campaign of drone attacks targeting Newt Gingrich. Several hundred Romney drones were seen yesterday morning over Sioux City, Iowa and there is speculation that hundreds more will be deployed soon. &ldqu… Read full post »
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has been hospitalized after collapsing this morning outside of a diner in Davenport, Iowa. The former speaker had just left a sparsely attended ‘meet and greet’ at Annie’s Coffee Shop when he was confronted by ABC news reporter Jake Ta… Read full post »
Steve Jobs, the aggressive and demanding personal technology pioneer who died in early October, will be reincarnated as a PC. Afterlife Court spokesman Tom Breen, a former mortgage broker who is living his second life as a slip-n-slide, made the announcement via Twitter.
Mr. Jobs was convicted of &ls… Read full post »
In a daring effort to resurrect their candidate’s flagging prospects and turn their biggest weakness into a strength, the Perry campaign is set to announce that their candidate suffers from something called Cognitive Infantilism, a chronic, life-long disease that impairs brain development and… Read full post »
Goldman Sachs Inc., the global investment bank and financial services firm, announced this morning that it is running for president of the United States. The announcement was made at a farm near Waterloo, Iowa by the musician Ted Nugent, who was hired to speak for the candidate. “We love oil an… Read full post »
Fox News television host Glenn Beck married himself Sunday evening on the precipice of a small hill overlooking the Mexican border. “I’ve never seen him happier,” said Kenneth Duncan, a longtime friend. “All these years looking for true love and it turns out he was standing… Read full post »
Fox News Television Host Bill O’Reilly was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital Friday morning after he was found unconscious and lying on the floor of his office at Fox News Headquarters in Manhattan.
The 59-year-old father of two was found by an O’Reilly Factor segment producer wh… Read full post »
The release of a sex tape featuring former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert having intercourse with an unidentified woman in a Las Vegas hot tub has failed to achieve its intended aims. “It was a risk,” admitted an advisor close to Mr. Hastert. “But if Kennedy hadn’… Read full post »
The White House is facing continued pressure to release evidence that proves President Obama is not the black reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
Speculation that the president is Black Hitler began several weeks ago when a grass-roots organization called ‘U.S.A. Kicks Ass’ produced what the… Read full post »
President Obama made history Wednesday afternoon when he signed into law legislation that guarantees healthcare for all Americans. “A struggle that began nearly one hundred years ago ends today,” said the president in a Rose Garden ceremony. “There is no doubt this is one of America… Read full post »
New York Times – February 7, 2029
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Dick Cheney, who dominated the world of reality television for over two decades and became one of America’s most beloved celebrities, died on Sunday at his home in Rancho Mirage, CA. He was 88.… Read full post »
In response to the global media attention surrounding the death of Pop Icon Michael Jackson, the actress Sharon Stone has postponed her suicide. "She's pushed it back to the third week of July," said a source close to Stone. "Her team was relatively untroubled by the passing of Ed McMahon,… Read full post »
Mr. Paulson first raised eye… Read full post »
President Bush hosted president-elect Obama at the White House Monday morning for what aides characterized as a “productive and gracious meeting.” The conversations between the two men were intended to remain secret, but a high-level source that was privy to the meeting has provided a det… Read full post »
Charlie Rose: Thank you so much for being here, Senator. There is so much I want to cover, but let me start with your sense of Senator Obama. What will he bring to the Oval Office? What kind of president/… Read full post »
The New York Times - September 5, 2008
ST. PAUL - John McCain delivered a memorable and highly unlikely acceptance speech last night that was heralded by Republicans as a monumental achievement, and dismissed by the Obama campaign as a cheap political stunt that degraded the American political proc… Read full post »
Every year on Charlie Rose’s birthday, The Elders of Georgetown – a politburo of elite journalists, editors and anchormen – convene in a secret chamber beneath the home of Sally Quinn where they plot to take over the United States of America. The organization was founded in 1… Read full post »
The season finale of Fox's smash hit "House Of Palin" garnered a record 58 million viewers Thursday evening, becoming the most watched television show in American history. The wildly successful reality program, which chronicles the foibles and follies of Vice President Sarah Palin and her whacky… Read full post »
A new Washington Post-CNN poll indicates that Senator McCain's recent advertising blitz has significantly widened his lead amongst white working-class voters. The McCain campaign began airing the hard-hitting ads last week in Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Virginia, and has committed 35 million dol… Read full post »