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MAY 25, 2010 11:30PM

Dancing with the Stars - And the Winner is...

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Before we reveal our 2010 Dancing with the Stars Champion, let’s take a walk down memory lane and celebrate our fallen stars – a ragtag crew of scrappy survivors – and the most colorful, if not always the most admirable, cast of DWTS characters to date.  They each returned to the show for one last dance.

Shannen Doherty – Beverly Hills 90210 alum and notorious bad girl who danced with the grace of an oompa loompah and stole the hearts of tens to fifteens of people.

Buzz Aldrin – Celebrated astronaut, all American hero, lovable grandpa to a nation and WWE Raw Monday night host – a quadruple threat preserved in botox who couldn’t hoist enough American flags to overcome biological reality.

Aiden Turner – Sexy Irish soap star with a chiseled jaw, electo-shocked hair and bumpy abs who couldn’t overcome generations of British-ishness and twisted knickers to ever emerge as a contender

Kate Gosselin – Karmically challenged reality-show personality who redefined motherhood with her devil-may-care moxie and the marketing savvy to spawn the right amount of children to rhyme with her first name.

Jake Pavelka – Happy-go-lucky bachelor, facial contortionist, bachelorette bjorn and all-American boy next door who was always one missed dance step away from snapping like a Stepford wife and taking down dance partner Chelsie  

Pamela Anderson – Coquettish bad-boy sperm receptacle with clitoral nerve-endings on every square inch of her body who ultimately won us over with her good nature and down-to-earth charm.

Niecy Nash – Comedian and jiggly fan favorite who was the only contestant who understood that her primary job was to entertain an audience, not further her career.

Chad Ochocinco – The flirty football star who woo-ed dance partner Cheryl with diamonds and little boy tantrums only to ultimately strap on a pair, get serious and for a short period of time become one to watch.

And then there were three.

When last we left them, Erin and Nicole sat atop the leader board in a two-way tie – a curious outcome when the differences between the two are staggering.  But these shows are never about who is best, but who gets better week after week - and ultimately who gets the most audience votes.  It’s hard to root for Nicole.  She’s the one who seems to have it all even as we forget that she didn’t get placed at the top of the heap but rather worked hard to get there.  Erin’s easier to like, because even though she doesn’t look like us, her internal monologue sounds like us.  She’s never good enough – and never will be no matter how hard she works.  And sometimes she just wants to throw in the towel and give up.  So we pull for her, knowing that if she can do it then maybe we can too.

And then there’s Evan.  We don’t really know what to make of him, do we?  Most of his life seems to be lived on the inside, and while that makes it difficult to relate to him it also makes us curious to know more.  America loves nothing more than a big reveal – and Evan is the only contestant left who just may offer us one.

For the final stage of the competition, the three remaining couples picked their favorite dance of the competition and performed it again for the judges.  Instead of scoring each couple independently, the top couple gets 30 points, the second best couple gets 28 points and the remaining couple 26 points.  From there, the bottom vote getter from the combined two-night scores is eliminated and the final two are left with one last dance.

Dance Number 1

Nicole Scherzinger

Nicole and Derek chose their Argentine tango.  In the short period of time that Nicole has been on the show, it has become increasingly more difficult for a viewer who didn’t know any better to tell whether she or Derek was the professional.  The dance was flawless – passionate, intense and in a league above.  It’s now become a race for second place.

Evan Lysacek

Evan and Anna also chose their Argentine tango.  The first time they performed this dance, they secured their first perfect scores.  And even though this time was just as good, it lacked the complexity and intricacy of Nicole and Derek’s.  Erin and Maks are going to have to do something they’ve never done before to have any prayer of staying.

Erin Andrews

For the last time this season, we were once again regaled by the behind-the-scenes bickering of the fiery Russian and his blonde princess – an indication of just how much pressure they are under to scale an increasingly insurmountable obstacle.  They also chose the Argentine tango and did a commendable job but not enough to surpass the other two.

Judges Rankings

3rd Place:  Erin and Maks – 26 Points

2nd Place: Evan and Anna – 28 Points

1st Place: Nicole and Derek – 30 Points

And the first couple eliminated:

Erin and Maks

As it should be.  Erin was never the most talented dancer, but her emotional accessibility made her a fan favorite.  Her story reminds us that horrible things that happen to you don’t define who you are – and that sometimes all it takes is a top-rated network dancing competition to get your smile back.  Well done, Erin – you’ve finally made me a fan, too.


Oh, for the love of God - Kate Gosselin’s back.  And she’s dancing again.  I promised myself that there was nothing in the world that she could do to make me write about her again, and I was doing just fine until Tony ripped off her dress and placed her on the crane lift for the finale of her “I Will Survive” number.  Because it’s there that she stared us down – all of us.  She opened her arms wide, smiled a big toothy grin, gazed right into the camera and gave us a collective “fuck you” look to let us know she’s here for the long haul – and we can kiss her octo-mommed ass if we don’t like it.  Hold me, Tom Bergeron – and make it all go away.

Thank the Lord for Niecy and Pamela – my two favorite contestants of the season danced a cleansing sorbet of sex and fun needed to put the horror behind us.

And then there were 2.

Dance Number 2

Nicole Scherzinger

For the last dance of the season, Derek and Nicole chose a Jive performed to Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary.”  They exploded onto the screen, leaving everything on the floor.  Nothing left to say.  Pure perfection.

Dance Score: 30

Total Score: 115

Evan Lysacek

I’ve grown to admire Evan over the weeks.  He knew from the beginning that this competition was Nicole’s to lose, but he was the only one who has even come close to challenging her.  And challenged her he has.  The fact that he was never going to let second best be good enough meant that she had to work for every single step.  And although their final quickstep was great, it just wasn’t in the same league as Nicole.

Dance Score: 28

Total Score: 108

And The 2010 Winner of Dancing with the Stars IS:


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Bravo! Great recap. I signed in just to applaud you for your use of "tens and fifteens"! :)
the pam anderson blurb .. ROFL!!
And who knew Vienna could dance?
Yes, Nicole won, no surprise there. Fantastic recap...it's sentences like "Kate Gosselin – Karmically challenged reality-show personality who redefined motherhood with her devil-may-care moxie and the marketing savvy to spawn the right amount of children to rhyme with her first name" that really floored me. You're a great writer and this was just another example of how good you are. R
Awesome recap, as always. I was actually able to watch first hour, and I thought Nicole's tango was one of the best things I'd ever seen on the show. So, she deserved to win. I'll take your character testimony for Evan and Erin, since I never really go to know them. But from what I could see, Evan has this really rigid shoulder problem that he also has in his figure skating. There's so little grace in his upper body, and basically that's the difference between a dancer and an athlete. Erin, no comment. It was competent, but....

Now going to find Pam and Niecy on youtube. Sounds like they would be great on Broadway. Any chance Sarah Silverman will ever go on DWTS? I think that's the only thing that would ever tempt to get cable.

Thanks again for keeping me entertained and informed through my Canadian DWTS drought.
I think the right duo won, and the finale dances were great...I love your descriptions of the contestants.

I saw them all on "Good Morning America" this morning, and it is really odd, but Evan's WHOLE family have that strange, "I'm not really focusing on anything" look on their faces and the weirdly slow and lukewarm delivery of their praise for him was strange too.

He's a nice guy and I enjoyed watching him, but his affect is oddly unmoving, innit?
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I was always rooting for Erin but think Nicole does deserve it. She worked her ass off and didn't reply on hip-hop roots. It was a great season! Thanks for the report!




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