"We don't serve faster-than-light nutrinos in here," says the bartender. A nutrino walks into a bar.
koshersalaami
- Birthday
- October 01
- Bio
- Male, Jewish, in my fifties, married with kids (well, at this point I guess that should be "kid"). Thanks to Lezlie for avatar artwork - sort of a translation of my screen name. "Salaam" is peace in Arabic, hence the peace sign. (No, my name doesn't mean "hunk of meat" and yes, the pun is intentional.)
MY RECENT POSTS
- Boatload of Sentences Sunday:
Fracking, Unabridged Version
May 12, 2013 07:31PM - One Sentence Sunday: Fracking
May 12, 2013 12:58PM - Tales of J: Broadway music at
Friday night services
April 22, 2013 01:10AM - Offshore Money
April 18, 2013 01:00AM - Passover
March 26, 2013 12:25AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Well, yeah. Elvis'
biggest innovation was to take
Black music
and make it
popular…”
12:41AM - “That's a lot of
cops.”
12:26AM - “I agree with most of
this, but not all, though I
think it's
extremely well
writte…”
5:01PM - “I like David's
response.
Colds are
minimized because sick is
usually defined as
in…”
4:35PM - “Beatles. No question.
None.
Last I heard in
terms of wealth it was 20% had
84-85%…”
11:41AM

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Comments
geeky funny
rated with love
Lezlie
"We don't serve your kind in here," says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar.
WHEW!
Any way, as to the good and clever laugh, "thanks I needed that" (just now!) ;-)
R
Do you mean "Deify"?
And I want to know where you buy those tiny mason jars.
I am just writing a thank you message but I wanted others to know what you did for me..while others did not know.That you found the time in a thorough message to exρlain to me in details,what I did not know.
I liked the joke too here..so that is the why.Thank you again..Best regards.