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SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 10:58AM

Kanye West: You Can't be Serious!

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Kanye West besmirched the good and virtuous name of MTV Video Music Awards participants past and present with his intimidating, threatening, and savage street-corner tirade against poor defenseless pop country sensation Taylor Swift, a fiery young blonde with a kind of angelic girl next door beauty that you just have to root for.

West reverted back to his Oak Lawn, Chicago roots after Swift won an award for Best in Show. Swift's winning video was the greatest video of all time - seriously it makes THRILLER look like one of the Hamburglar's craps - and it was totally appropriate that she won the award. West's profanity laced tirade may have made 50 Cents and Puff Diddy proud, perhaps even Maino, but no decent Video Music Award fan found it amusing in the slightest.

Never before have the VMA's suffered such an embarrassing example of deranged self promotion. Unexpectedly hopping on stage? Shouting? Interrupting? Furious gesticulating? Somewhere in heaven Kip Winger is crying.

This was not the VMA's of Guns and Roses this was not even the VMA's of Motley Crue, this was more like a Source Awards Ceremony complete with all the grace and class we've come to expect from those events.

West should be ashamed of himself. For years he has intimidated opponents and spectators alike with his monster hits, his constant attempts to stretch the popular boundries of his chosen genre, his attitude, and his she-gangster image - but now he has crossed a line.

This was not simply interrupting – it was really interrupting. How was that beautiful little Taylor Swift not supposed to feel like her life was in danger? I mean have you seen Kanye West?  He looks like the captain of a gay urban pirate-ship, and what's with the bizarre name? How are we supposed to know what effeminately attired urban swashbucklers are capable of?

He reminds me of that kid on my block who skate-boards and listens to the rap music - he always gives me nasty looks ever since I called the cops on him for sitting on that bench. Seriously, I thought my life was in danger until the cops beat him up and stuffed him in the squad car - and he's not even jacked like West (although at 14 it's hard to be jacked). I was all like - come on, Atiba (again with the names - sheesh!), lighten up, it was just a few weeks in county before your parents were able to straighten things out. Everybody makes mistakes - like you sitting on that bench.

But what Kanye did was no mistake, it was the worst thing that has ever happened to a beautiful angel lady like Taylor Swift... ever.

These were not the lovable hijinks of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns and Roses, Nirvana, the Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Madonna, Robbie Williams, Muse, Soy Bomb, Tom Petty, Justin Timberlake, Aerosmith, Meatloaf, K-Fed, and Vanilla Ice.

There was nothing funny, lovable, or identifiable about West's behavior... like Soy Bomb (who incidentally was cute as a button). His actions were dark and sinister and obviously motivated by lust - the heavenly glow that surrounds Taylor Swift at all times was momentarily dimmed but could not be extinguished.

Kanye West had an opportunity to be ambassador for this “video music”, instead he has chosen to try to dominate lady-tennis and crush his opponents. He employs an almost masculine ferocity, that can only be described as violent and unbalanced, in his no holds barred attempts to promote himself.

It is almost unwatchable at times, and while he may have won lots and lots and lots of awards and made some pretty good music he has certainly not won the hearts and minds of tennis fans. Not like that Will I Am - now there is a entertainer who his community can be proud of.

In closing the only possible solution is to ban the West from the VMA's and MTV for life, otherwise how will line judges, ball boys, water people, bathroom attendants, vendors, media types, referees, and even spectators ever truly feel safe? It is time for us to draw a line and say we will no longer accept this kind of intimidation from men like West or kids like that little skateboard riding thug who thinks he owns my block and that bench.

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Aaahahahaha brilliant.
cleaned up and back into the feed. get in there and fight dammit.
Hahahahahahahaha. Too funny. Too smart. Brilliant with a capital 'B.'
I am crying right now.
Who could ever forget "Soy Bomb"? I haven't been this outraged since someone I dont know somewhere wore a navy blue and a black sock. In fact, it could be happening right now. Grrrrr!
Not sure if Taylor Swift's video should be compared to Thriller, otherwise, you hit the mark. West & Williams should team up and offend the world as it's never been offended before!
From Kelly Clarkson's blog:

Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!

KC
Well I just loved your take on this.
Tough to stomach this, I have always really like Kanye West, definitely sounds like he messed up but I'd like to see exactly what he did and see if there is any logic behind it. He is usually a very smart though extremely blunt person, I'm going to go see if I can find this anywhere...I especially supported the Katrina monologue addressing Bush that he did. I know lots of people do bad things but they have usually done some good too. I'm going to go see if I can find a video of what he did.
Excellent post. KW came across as an entitled brat: "I'm going to f**k this up because I CAN!"
This post is great. Very funny. I saw the thing happen. It was sort of sensationally over the top stupid, yet fascinating at the same time. Livened things up quite a bit. I guess that was probably the point.
This was at Kaney's blog today:

I feel like Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents" when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave... That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry.
09.14.2009
Did I misunderstand? Your post is sarcasm, right? Meaning you think it's not a big deal and that you think people are overreacting and that it's not a big big deal what he did to Taylor because she's a famous singer? The responses seem to be taking you at face value.... Wild things have happend at the VMAs of course... however I don't recall anyone ever personally hurting someone like this before and should be loose sight, Ms Swift is a child still and Beyonce got dragged into this shit. It's one thing to act like a jerk and be foul and offensive and it's another to basically go on stage and punch out the Easter Bunny. Give me a break. This post is offensive. The vid might not have been the best vid every made, but it's good and it's fun and why should you make fun of it by that comparison to Thriller? I do not think Ms Swift felt in danger, just shocked and hurt. She was humiliated on national TV and didn't know how to react. I really don't get your point except that those on the VMAs should expect to be treated rudely simply because they have the nerve to do their craft and be nominated, and that I'm afraid I can't agree with.
Where is the post about Joe Wilson and his... uh... interruption?
Renee, you've articulated exactly what I was thinking.

Sorry, but Kanye was a shit, and he deserves to be called a shit. No, it's not the end of the world, and there's a lot of other more important stuff going on, but asshattery is asshattery.
Oh, and if I'm wrong about the underlying intent, please correct me. I can take it.
Clever, intelligent post. Thanks.

Does anyone else think Kanye West is an undiagnosed bi-polar sufferer?

Seriously.

He seems to show a whole lot of signs. He could be added to the long list of creatively gifted manic-depressives ...

http://www.youtube.com/v/yjTkPpUrYTk&hl=en&fs=1&
didn't notice the serena post along with this.

f'in brilliant.
Very good!

"How are we supposed to know what effeminately attired urban swashbucklers are capable of?"

Tres true.

First laugh of the day.
Hilarious. I especially love your (our?) local bi-polar roller.

Disclaimer: Taylor and I are only related by outrage.