Kris T Parker's Blog
Kris T Parker
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois,
- Birthday
- October 06
- Bio
- I'm a marketer, a person who works in the field that is one step above the people who read entrails. Marketers slice and dice personality traits and interests so we can better understand the audience.
We work on teams. When a group of us get together we slice and dice each other's traits. This is my chance to share with you the cast of characters that I have come to know as Those FN People at Work. I'm working on a book of the same title. Nag me to finish. I need the encouragement. Enjoy.
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The talent show
More of this month's National Write a Novel in a Month offering. Please note this is a very rough, first draft of a memoir that I'm kick starting by writing 50,000 words this month.
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“Yeah, I’ve been looking for you, too. Which act do ya wanna do?”… Read full post »
1968: Summer Camp
More of this month's National Write a Novel in a Month offering. Please note this is a very rough, first draft of a memoir that I'm kick starting by writing 50,000 words this month.
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The three of them were standing in the wide-open space of the horse yard with no… Read full post »
Chicago Meet Up review
Chicago OSers came out to play on Saturday. A few of us got together to discuss life, writing and the pursuit of happiness this Saturday at Sally's Pancake House on the city's north side.
Sitting around the huge appetizer apple pancake were JimmyMac, who got things started by slicing into the… Read full post »
1968: Fighting with Debbi
More of this month's National Write a Novel in a Month offering.
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Dori and I walked down the stairs together, arm around shoulder and legs together as if we shared a third leg. We got to the stair with the fish outline ripped out of the black stair mat and… Read full post »
1968: My aunt and cousins move in
More of this month's National Write a Novel in a Month offering.
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I got up to answer the knock on the door. Through the frosted glass, I could see that it was my Aunt Dorothy and my three cousins. I ran in response and flung the door open.
“Dori!” I… Read full post »
1968: Street Dance
I'm taking part in nanowrimo.org this month and thought I'd share some of my drivel with you. I'm writing about the year 1968. I was in the 6th grade, at a new school, adjusting to my father's death while the world went to hell in a hand basket. Here's a taste:… Read full post »
Ghost Supper pix
The Ghost Supper was fun. Really, it was just an excuse to get together with family and friends - and march everyone out with the last of the sweets so I wouldn't eat all the leftover cake and candy.
The Halloween-decked front porch greeted all.
Inside, guests mingled in… Read full post »
Sneak preview of smoking lounge
I just can't leave this project alone. I'm nearly finished with the smoking lounge. There is, fortunately, a time frame. I'm having a party on Sunday with a potential of seven or more smokers so I decided to convert an unused section of the kitchen into a smoker's lounge. See… Read full post »
The smoking lounge
I don't smoke. I never have. Ok, if you want to be a stickler for details there was that weekend before sixth grade when I hung out with the cool, kids including Ricky's older sister Her friends were practically in high school.
I really can't remember what came fi… Read full post »
Chicago Meet Up
Hey Chicago OSers, it's time for a get together before the holidays and bad weather decends upon us.
When: Sunday, November 8th at 2pm
Where: Sally's Pancake House
Check out their review on "Check Please" below:
http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?erube_fh=cp&cp.submit.restaurantDeta… Read full post »
I have a theory...
My theory is that everyone on the planet has one of two possible scars. I deduce that you can't grow to adulthood without getting a scar either on your chin or near your eye. I dare you to tell me otherwise. In fact, I'm making this an Open Call and asking… Read full post »
Ding dong, the witch is unemployed
This executive was so bad that she was sent to charm school - repeatedly. Makes you wonder why they…
Sorry, we can't help you
She took her…
I'd better write my own stories
Bill and I just celebrated our 17th anniversary. We've actually known each other for 30, yes - 30 years. Ours was one of those on-again, off-again romances that are hilarious to hear about, not so much if you live it. At any rate, we now know each other too well.
My first gyros sandwich in ten years
I stopped eating meat nearly ten years ago. It seemed like a good idea. I was swept up by the Millenium, the excitement of making a change, my mother's recent death, oh and the story about Francesco.
In the happy, prosperous 90s I collected stories and photographs of lawn art. It's… Read full post »
Insomniacs unite
November is National Write a Novel in a Month month. You too can spend your sleepless nights churning out 50,000 words, any topic, any genre, heck any language would do. Or, if you enjoyed "A Clockwork Orange" you can follow suit and make up your own words, droogie.
I've taken part… Read full post »
A co-worker of mine has a nice little set up for himself. I'm sure it's a scam. He comes to work every morning at 10am, not a moment sooner. The rest of us have already conducted meetings, written reports, responded to emails and solved a number of crises by the time… Read full post »
Pow Wow pictures
I've just returned from a visit with the inlaws. For most people, that probably conjures up images of sipping lemonade on the front porch in the August heat. For me, the visit includes relatives in traditional Odawa regalia dancing in the hot summer sun.
My brother-in-law Tom and his dau… Read full post »
Financial transactions on the job
THE FIRST OS MEETUP TO FEATURE FIRE DANCERS!

Which one keeps the job?
Mad Women: Call me Madge
Are you following my presentation or the martini? Now, let me tell you about those FN people at work.

















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