Click, call or come to the studio for your chance to participate in your country's health care program.  After reversing the health care reform bill, this station went to work to bring health care to the masses - the good ol' capitalist's way.

You get to vote on which operation gets to take place.  Watch the videos and make your selection from today's contestants.  How will you choose?  Will you be swayed by big, sad puppy-dog eyes?  How about a stimulating bathing suit walk down an elegant stairway? 

Our contestants will be using their best promotional efforts to win your votes.  The trends have shown that more votes are gained by entertaining you.  Yesterday's one - legged juggler on a tight wire won a diabetic treatment to save his remaining leg.  "I am so sorry to hear about the quick death of my opponent today, and yet so happy that I was able to quickly learn the circus skills necessary to keep my right leg.  God Bless you America,"  said Jeffery Allen Baker at a press conference from his hospital room today.

Are you tired of the theatrics?  How far will the contestants go to please you and gain your vote?  Will you be able to withstand the wheezingly sad plea of a desperate rape victim in today's show?  Which way will you vote - entertainment or pleading?  Contestants have only one chance to grab your attention. Make your vote count.

Tonight's sponsor is Beer Pong Fest.  Have a night of laughs at your local brew-ha-ha-ha-pub.  Bring nine friends and you'll drink free until voting closes at Midnight.