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Kris T Parker
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October 06
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I'm an unemployed marketer, finding more laughs than job opportunities. I bundled up those laughs and observations into a book and titled it "My Humor's Working (Even if I'm Not)." The book is now available. Please share both the link and the humor: https://www.createspace.com/3464979

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JULY 7, 2010 1:03PM

Waiting for the Proof copy

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Greetings all.  As a member of the 99ers club (closing in on 99 weeks of unemployment that is about to end), I have been busy, busy, busy.  No one hired me with the 20 + year history of marketing, so I've added to the resume.

I've returned to school, getting certifications from a local university on all things marketing: internet, integrated, you name it.  I've also finished the book.  Those two projects (school and the book) made their way to the newly updated resume in the hope that it will make me stand out from the remaining 14mm unemployed folks trying to get the same five jobs that are being dangled in front of us.

I've changed the title and focus of the book.  It is now called "My Humor's Working (Even if I'm Not)."  As the introduction explains "this book answers the interview question of: "What have you done with yourself all this time that you've been unemployed." It certainly beats all the hand wringing and whining that other friends in this situation have been doing.

Wish me luck!

 

 

 

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I wish you the best! Good for you. R-
Good LUCK! Love the new title and focus. Sounds like you have winner...or ARE a winner!
Dave: Thank you so much. I'm pretty excited about it.
Buffy: I hope so. This title made me giggle.
Lucy: Thanks, I'll need it. This is a new path for me.
Wishing you LOADS of the best luck in the world!!!!!
Unbreakable: Where would I put all that good luck!?! I'll try to put it to good use.
Good luck, in todays job market you'll need all you can get. But with you doing all this other stuff, it may pay off big-time!
Kris!! so THIS is where you've been! as a member of the club now myself, you've inspired me to at least get up off the club chair and .... well, AFTER I'm done here, (choughghgeharumph!) to do er...SOMETHING WORTHY OF MY TIME! may the wind remain at your back pushing you forward to what lies ahead, fair winds Kris!
How wonderful that you used your time so wisely! Fantastic about the book, the title is really great, and I am very sure it will be very successful. WOW! Good news is awesome! R
MUCH luck to you. I love your new title..
Good luck! I think that's about the best answer anyone could dream of for the "resume gap" . . . I wrote a book!
Hey, good luck, and congrats on actually finishing something you started. Good on you, girl.
Welcome back and good luck. R
Buena suerte! And congratulations!!!
LOL, thanks for all the encouragement. It will certainly help for all the work ahead of me (and I thought the hard part was in writing the stuff).
Scanner: I figure success will bump right into me if I block it from every angle and won't let it pass until it pushes right into me.
Aunt Mabel: I guess I'll have to do a Big Reveal and tell my real name. That'll be half of the fun of getting published. Originally, I was going to publish under the Kris name.
Gabby Abby: Yes, I have been busy. And you thought I was enjoying the summer with concerts, street festivals and doggie beach. Ok, I still managed to get all that done too.
Sheila: After being told that I had to rewrite the book and change the focus (or be sued by the FN people who might recognize themselves) it forced me to get busy and get things done.
Bonnie: Pour the good luck on me.
LunchLady2: I bounced around some titles and that one made me giggle.
Owl: That's the main reaction that I'm getting from people.
jimmymac: Hey, now that I finished my unemployment project do you think I'll actually land a job?!?!?!
Mas Alla a/k/a Trudge: Now that I'm back, I'll have to catch up on things like your name change. Thanks.
Cathy: It's so nice of you. I appreciate it.
Brava, congratulations and may you see the fruits of all your efforts!
Best of luck to you. ~R
I don't think I've known anyone to be as productive during the stint of unemployment as you were. Congratulations and good luck!
FusunA: I hope something comes of all that work, whew.
N from J: You're right. I've been so busy that a job would have gotten in the way ;--)