A little while back my daughter was visiting me with her baby.  We had the tv on and heard an advertisement for a free weekend of  EHarmony On-line Dating Service.  Since my love life had slowed down a bit, and by a bit I mean it has been non-existent for years, we… Read full post »

People who work during the day think they are oh so important.  They are perky, ambitious, cool dressers..they have tans.  They are in rhythmn with the whole world.  They have the choco latte in the morning, the crisp salad and water with lime at lunch, cocktails in the evening before… Read full post »

I guess you could say I am a fanatic about teeth.  It’s the first thing I notice about people.  They don’t have to be perfectly aligned; in fact, a lil crooked tooth or a small overlap here and there adds character.  But they have to be white.  As in not black. … Read full post »

One thing that can be said about my luck…it’s consistent.  Bad, but consistent.  The new year started out with a notice from my doctor of 30 years that he is retiring effective 1/1/10.

He’s divorcing me!! This man took me on in sickness and in health, for ri… Read full post »

Getting old is hell.  It is so very undignified.  At 56, every day I wake up I find something new on my body that either wasn’t there the day before, isn’t in the same place it was the day before, or just no longer works like it did before.  It makes/… Read full post »

I was sitting in my apartment one night last week, watching the news (I’m a political junkie, what can I say), throwing things at the TV, yelling obscenities…just a normal evening at home.  During a commercial break, when things quieted down, I heard doors slamming and people/… Read full post »

I read an article the other day from the UK (I think) about a woman bitching because she has three hundred orgasms a day.  300 orgasms a day!! Does she have an official counter?  If that makes her bitchy, I don’t even want to be around her if she/… Read full post »

Pregnant!

The urge to run has never been so great in all my life.  How the hell can we afford to have a baby?  We are barely making ends meet now, it’s a struggle from month to month…and a freaking baby coming.  When confronted with this abysmal fact, Joe, in/… Read full post »

What a wonderful day.  I am totally in tune with my spiritual self, I am one with my body and mind, I understand the meaning of life, I can see beyond the day to day ugliness of the world and understand the beauty of each and every one of God’s creatures/… Read full post »

I finally got the divorce papers this week!   It took a year, but I finally had them in hand.  It wasn’t the actual divorce part I was so fired up about, it was getting my name back. 

My lawyer could not understand it.  He kept forgetting to put that in/… Read full post »

Dithering.  Everyone who is anyone is using that word these days to describe Obama's indecision on sending troops to Afghanistan.  On every newscast, interview, comedy show, and in every newspaper (does anyone read those worthless things anymore?), someone is talking or writing about Obama… Read full post »

Emergency rooms should be renamed to something like Clinic or Pharmacy or Lonely Hearts Club or Motel 6.  I would be willing to bet my ex’s shriveled testicles that not one in ten of our patients in any given night is a true emergency.  Not only do they show up at… Read full post »

I drive a seven year old jeep with 100,000 plus a bunch miles on it.  I pray every night it will last me a few more years until I hit my first million and can afford a new one.

About three months ago, I was driving to work, at night, and… Read full post »

It is said the longer you live with someone, the more you start to look and act just like them, even pets.  It is my opinion the pets become just like your spouse.  And not in a good way either.  You know how after you have lived with someone for years… Read full post »

I think if the government stopped funding all "studies" for let's say five years, we could pay for health care for everybody and have enough left over to buy everybody an ice cream sundae.  Of course, wouldn't you know it, there's a study that says ice cream sundaes are really bad… Read full post »

For years, I wrote a post at least every other day.  There was always something happening that could be considered humorous.  At least if I tried really hard to find it.  Then my husband died, and I just stopped writing.  It seemed nothing was really all that funny anymore. … Read full post »

I do not like creepy crawly things.  Not even a little bit.  All of my husbands have known this.  Our pest control costs were more than most people pay for their vehicles each month. I had an exterminator tell me one time he could not get rid of those big flying… Read full post »

I have been on vacation for the last week.  I return to work tonight, and I have to say...THANK GOD.  Not because I miss work or anything noble like that.  I have to go back to work to get off this sugar high I've been on for 7 days now.

Let… Read full post »

I am beside myself with disbelief.  Although, maybe CNN will want to fact check that statement.  Can one truly be "beside" oneself? 

CNN, what some would consider a major news source, ran a fact check on a Saturday Night Live skit.  A comedy skit.  Fact checked.  For a… Read full post »

The other day, I was watching Charles Payne on a tv program.  Charles is a very large, supremely intelligent black man whose expertise is all things financial.  I only mention he is black because they were discussing that little 16 year old child that wa… Read full post »

I never really knew what an exciting and yet dangerous life pole dancers/strippers lived.  You never appreciate what risks some people take just to put food on the table.  And by food, I mean customers.

I work in a hospital emergency room.  Sure, I get exposed to germs every day, and… Read full post »

There's been some uneasiness in my life lately.  I've had some desertions..a husband, some friends, some family.  Seems like everyone is against me sometimes.  Every time I speak, my words get jumbled around until they closely resemble the truth.  But I despise fighting, at least… Read full post »

I swear, this country could not function without polling data.  Now before you make the same mistake I did, there is nothing sexual about "polling".  Can you believe it?  Big disappointment.  No, polling is the way our government makes decisions nowadays. About EVERYTHING.  I… Read full post »

I was doing my mother's shopping awhile back.  She's an invalid and can't get out on her own anymore.  Going over the list before I went in the store, I saw "Pampers".  Mom can never remember "Depends".  She says a diaper is a diaper, whatever.

 I suddenly got sweaty palms an… Read full post »

So I'm sitting here watching tv the other night, when I see this old guy in yet another commercial about extending his tag-a-long with some pill or cream.  I don't know about you, but that just makes me want to jump into my sexiest mumu and get cracking.  Yeah, I see it… Read full post »