1) Sex was kinda out of the question: I was hyper as a 5 yr old and Steven just wanted to sit around and talk about sex, but not do it, lol: then he ate a Milkbone and thats when I went to the store.

2) Going to the store… Read full post »

Yummy!

Don't those look naughty!

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* Papercut (2)

* Chemical burn (from those dumbass  TCA acid home peel kits) (4)

* Being "rolled" by my horse (5) 

* Giving my self stitches (5)

* Getting kitty waxed (5)

*Making the mistake of frying bacon in the nude (6)

* Accidently shooting myself with a… Read full post »

Sess cleaned house during his last poker game and his buddy Kevin dropped off his end of the bet, this morning.

1/2 ounce of Happy Grass!

Since hubs shouldn't smoke anything, I found some recipes for THC oil and I'm gonna make brownies :)  (we are going to wait for the… Read full post »

Naked blade flickers in the moonlight . . . Fear . . begs the question.

Do you have someone to protect?

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Such indulgent warmth . . . glides down the curve of my neck . . .

Leading a glistening trail to the plains of my stomach . . .

Marked, skin stained with you.

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1) Cussing is expected.

2) Raw emotion makes climax more intense.

3) Hair pulling and nipping is a form of communication.

4) Both of you can be a bit selfish.

5) Teasing to point of torment, is payback.

6) NO ONE is beneath begging in the right situation!!!

7) Throwing… Read full post »

Forget journaling, put away the stress ball, turn off the yoga music.

Ignore Dr Phil and tell Oprah to screw off.

Its raning . . .

Go into an open feild and just let it out.

Scream in the rain!

Well, I've been making calls throughout the day and I relieved to say that as of Saturday, Eu will have a new home: and I have no doubt that he will be spoiled and loved.

My Grandma couldn't resist. She already has one pup and a cat, so Kitty will have… Read full post »

Steven woke me up around 4 am, so we just talk and vent. (He usually bouces out of bed at 5, so it wasn't much of a difference) I'm not really alive before a certain time, but he brought coffee. Both the kids were curled up at the end of the… Read full post »

When shit hits the fan, get the windex!

Thanks to a neighbor (who also has an "illegal" 75 lb dog) and bad timing, I was given a choice veiled threat  either cough up a grand for the kit, or get out.

Granted, we were sneaky and just brought the furball… Read full post »

Loose hair tempts the waters edge . . . a single tear escapes closed eyes.

Serenity disturbed.

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I would like to give the squirrel my heartfelt congradulations on the arrival of his son. He is yours, to love, honor and protect.

Enjoy this precious gift and get ready for one hell of a ride! :) Read full post »

I'll own it right now, all I have in terms of "higher ed" is a BA in Ancient History with a lateral in Psychology. In all truth I barely passed my higher math coarses but thanks to a wonderful classmate who helped me with the tricky spots, I was able to… Read full post »

Last night was quiet, only 8 candy seekers! Now we have mega candy to shove, somewhere. Or give away. 

Candy highs do weird things to people. Around ten pm I was cozy in bed reading when Sess started to tickle and nip me (too many snickers, eh Dogboy?)  and a… Read full post »

This morning at 5am, I was awoken by Hubby and he rushed me out to the couh.

" The Boy ate a wasp while peeing."

WHAT!

And there he was, my little pup complete with puffy cheeks, and more of concern, a growing lump in his throat. Peanut was whining… Read full post »

Do you get junk mail? Does it piss you off? Do you wish it would just stop?

Don't get mad . . . Just give the junk mail to your cat, it will take care of the rest!

So last night, while Hubs was hogging the laptop I decided to soak in the tub, something I haven't been able to do since we brought the little furball home. :)

To keep the peace between the kids, I let Kitty in the bathroom with me, thinking he would just… Read full post »

This morning I was flipping through the calendar making sure certain dates were marked for various things we have planned (you know boring stuff, appointments, etc) 

Marked with a big happy face, it stood out like a sore thumb. Nov 4th. Next Wensday would have been my due date.  I fel… Read full post »

*New York Seltzer (I miss this stuff!)

* Clearly Canadian (Miss this too)

*Clear Pepsi (anyone remeber this?)

*Dorito's 3D's (Dude!)

* Frappuccino's

*Gordita and Chalupa (Hell YEAH!)

*The Taco Bell Chihuahua!

*Hot Pockets (lol)

*Jolt Cola (I couldn't stay awake during Biology without it!)

*Mr B… Read full post »

I was born ten years after the groundbreaking film "Deep Throat" was released, so this post may seem kinda odd coming from me.

I've never seen the film. I did however, watch a documentary titled "Inside Deep Throat" and frankly it was one hell of a piece. Interviews with members of the prod… Read full post »

The light has popped on!

Now I understand why the Egyptains revered cats and dogs . . .  the two compliment each other and enhance our lives in ways we have yet to grasp.

But there is MORE to it!  They're freaking CRAZY!!!!!! 

Yesterday, around two pm I was making… Read full post »

I have an odd sense of humor, and I enjoy laughing AT myself  (we all should do that) PMS sucks, but I look at it as a oppertunity to laugh at my emotional crazyness during these weird three days.  Already, today I've have a good kleenex fest, but now that my… Read full post »

 "Lets all sing the cuppycake song!"

Just kidding. Do you like lemons? Do you like cake? Well, then what is better then  LEMON cuppycakes? :)

So, here's what you'll need:

1 Box Lemon cake mix.

1 Box Instant Lenom Pudding

1/2 cup Lemoncello (or 1 cup… Read full post »

Hehehe!

Hubby let it slip last night. We were watching 30 Minute Meals and I asked a question amounting to "stupid" . . . or in this case, funny.

"Do you think she's cute, honey?" No, it wasn't a trap, I really wanted to know. Like a little kid getting caught… Read full post »