* Shopping while blindfolded (with a friend of course)
*Fictional charaters you'd have a fling with.
* Doggy birthday cakes.
*Going to a movie theater just to buy Popcorn (with EXTRA butters)
* Disasters involving Tie Dye.
*Being high on Grass and Shrooms at the same time.
* Ways to annoy people in the checkout line.
* Eating bugs.
* Drunk gummy bears.
*The political impact of lemons.
*The first time you discovered irony.
*Seduction by bacon.
*An essay supporting the claim that the Mile High Club is a valid political party.
*Why lime Jello is evil.
*Things you feel really neutral about. :)
* Poptart art.
* Edible clothing.
* Chips and beer made for pets.
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Even if it's intended as only a list, it's hilarious.
I'd try it, but I'm a woman, no one would be fooled. Guys?
Not that I have passionate feelings either way, you understand... ;o)
Lady Miko's sexuality and creativity.
Lady Miko's sexuality and creativity.
That is all I check for on OPEN SALON anymore.
-A true story
I am a cashier. One of my customers is an older lady, who, out of nowhere said, "Oh that broccoli! I pooped five times last night. Normally I just poop once, right after I have my grits. They are good for your system."
She was a little deaf, and speaking very loudly. I started to time it, and she talked about her bowels for 3 minutes.
And Oooo, I have a good story about annoying people at the checkout line. It isn't my story exactly but I did hear it first hand.
(also depends who's wearing them and for how damn long... EWWWW)
P.S. I'd have added "Fun Things to Do With Vegetables", but that's kind of private...) ;~)
rated with hugs and stickiness
Hey, that's okay, it makes for some HOT dreams . . . or really smutty fanfiction :)
fetboy: Oh come now, that's not fair. :)
Tinky: Was this YOUR naughty list? Oops, sorry about that. LOL
DrS: Its creepy, like in a horror movie kinda way!
Linn: LMAO! :)
Brian: I was thinking more along the lines of Lemons being used in national defense. :)
O/E: (snickers) :P
Dave: I know! My question is, WHY hasn't it been made a party yet? I mean, I could up all sorts of platform ideas . .
Leonde: LMAO! :)
Trudge: Hehehe.
Bobot: (creepy Jaws music . . ) LOL
Lizard: Oh my god . . . the things you hear during checkout! :)
Mark: Thanks.
Ocular: :) I meant b-day cakes FOR dogs.
Caroline: That does sound like a great title, :)
Amy: "Fun with veggies" LOL
Linda: Gummy bears are cool!
Leon: Yeah this is the kinda shopping list that could get me arrested. LOL
DS: Hey! :) Cherry Jello made with cranberry juice is really yummy though. :)
Aside from your blog the rest of OS is pretty boring.