* Dogs get all excited after going potty, they’re like stoner happy, can we ever be that happy?
*Peeing makes me laugh, what is wrong with me?
*Boo growls at lemons, should I be concerned?
* What cheese goes best with sarcasm and cat fights?
* Is Tink on Match.com?
* Boo and I are getting matching collars, pink or black?
* How much “Stupid” can we take in one day?
* Even after buying a good bottle opener, I’m still terrified of opening wine bottles, figures!
* Can someone be sued by FedEx for answering the door naked?
* Bacon is food group, get over it already.
* Can you have too much cheese on a burger?
* Have you ever wanted to throw things through the window, but when you went to do it, you realized you were too damn lazy to get off the couch? LOL
* What kind of chocolate goes best with sex? Of rather, what kind of sex goes best with chocolate?
* Come on, lets be honest who isn't cynical about the 2012 Election?
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Maybe!! ~:D
(Yes, I am!! :D)
Tink: "Snort" Heheheheheee.
My Bella growls at balloons.. must be the shapes..:)
Tink admitted it.. I knew hahah
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2- Depends on who is doing the peeing; are you the pee-er or the pee-ee?
3- Only if the lemons growl back
4- Are you thinking of throwing it?
5- Whadda'ya mean "on" Match.com - Tink IS Match.com!
6- Ask your master, of course.....
7- Judging by our politicians - a HUGE amount!
8- I'm available to assist.....
9- Sued? Hell no! You might be asked to do a commercial though.
10- Agreed!
11- No, and you can even put some under one!
12- Yes. I've wanted to throw a computer through a window. It was winter though, and I was afraid I'd not be able to find a glazier before I froze.
13- a) Dark chocolate. b) Oral
14- Me. But then, I'm Canadian
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Trudge: I'm a nut lol
Sheila: Yeah, its crazy up there. :)
Thoth: Oh I do! :D Thankies!
And/or squeeze bottle Herseys syrup..
Normally I'd vote for the black collars.. but since Boo is black I'll vote for blue (although a nice heavy black leather with sparkling silver studs.. ;).
Rated for smiles.
no. 7: Not nearly as much Stupid, political and otherwise, as is dished out to us!
Come on, when do sex and chocolate NOT go together? =o)
rated!
Shiral: " Was the lemon being rude" - Never LMAO so much as I did after reading that!
The tragedy=it is made ‘shameful’…….
stupidity must be hidden from, when it gets too much.
Isolation.
there is no way anyone gonna be sued answering the door naked
if the ‘one’ we talking about is …you…
no such thing as too much bacon &cheese.
That is what sleep & excretion are 4!
any rich dark chocolate that dynamizes the tongue is what its all about if ya gonna mix sex with choc.
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