Apples: Mommy only gives me these once in a while, I like to chase them and then I get to eat it, well not all of it . . . mom always wants some too.
Blankets: They’re all MINE. I’m sure Mom has learned that by now “burp”
Car alarms: These scare me, they’re mean!
Dumpsters: I hate these things, they’re big and smell funny.
Electrical outlet: I learned my lesson about putting my tongue in those, not fun!
French fries: Nummy, if I’m good, I get a few . . . actually one good “eyeball” and Mom folds like a towel.
Gummy worms: Mommy loves these, but I just bark at them, I swear I saw one move once!
Ham: Have you ever met a Bulldog who DIDN’T like ham?
Ice cubes: These are fun, but Mom only gives them to me in the summer. :(
Juiceboxes: Yay! I bet Mommy regrets the day she taught me how to lick from a straw, I like the apple kind, but they’re only a treat.
Ketchup: The noises the bottle makes sound familiar.
Lettuce: Hehehehe. This is fun to chew on.
Mud puddles: I like playing in the water, drives Mom nuts but then I like it when she puts me in the tub better.
Noisiness: I’ve turned it into an art form.
Oatmeal: I only want some if someone else is eating it.
Puppy kisses: I love giving kisses.
Q: What’s Q? I’m confused.
Romper room: I WANT ONE!!!
Skippy: Gotta have MY peanut butter, but there is always a certain someone eating when he comes over . . . better let him know who’s boss . . . eating my peanut butter!
Toys: You know, I could use some more tennis balls, will someone pounce on Mom and tell her?
Untying shoes: I do this for free, most people don’t appreciate it.
Veggies: Hmm, peas, carrots, corn oh and tomato. Nummy.
Waggy Butt: Yep, I use my butt dance as a last resort, it never fails.
Xtreme cuddles: This is when Mom and I stay in bed late on Sundays and see who can hog the most pillows. Sometimes I’ll get sneaky and nibble on Mom’s feet, hehehe.
Yummy: My view on life.
Ziplock bags: If I hear one open, I know food is involved!
Now YOU know my ABC’s, next time you better share with me!
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Boo..:)
HUGGGGGGGGGG
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Boo..:)
HUGGGGGGGGGG
having embarrassed his momma in obedience class,
is now being 'tutored' by a magnificent dog handler
lady whose mission is to 'teach him manners'....
i showed georgie this post.
he said,
"ah lady m, i am under the gun here.
all i got left is my sleepy sleep....and yep this be me;
'Xtreme cuddles: This is when Momma
and I stay in bed late on Sundays
and see who can hog
the most pillows. "
that is where the connection is made, in the bed.
not many ladies, my mom says, alllow their boys to share
their bed. some see it as somehow wrong. i will not comment
on such people... : )
Jane: I love doing these!
♥
;-)
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rated with a waggy, wiggly butt.
Q is for Quiet time - see X as related subject :D.
Rated for Booianisms.